Something Tells Me I Should Not Reply to this Email LOL!

[carlotta]

From The Desk Of Mr. Zuzu Zinger,the Chairman of the Jamaican
cocaine international.Hello Sir/ Madam it is our pleasure to bring
to your notice the on going bonaza in our company,this bonaza
is going to last a period of time.We here by bring to your notice
a bag of cocaine that we sale 15million dollars,in which you retail
you make 80million dollars is now sold just 4million dollars,if you
are interested in this optional you are free to email us,we ship to any
were in the world also note a bag is just 4million dollars,if you are
buying for the first time,you will have to buy a bag,then if you are
buying for the second time you can buy as many as you want.Here
is our shopping conditions,despite the number of bags you buy
we ship it to your door step,which means we deliver it to you @
home not by any frieght but by our own frieght.So if you want to
buy,here are the informations we will need from you?why we need
this informations is that we do not want to deliver it to the wrong
person/persons.
[ 1] your first and the last name?
[2]your photo or pic scan?
[3] time avaliable @ home?
[4] phone number?
[5] country?
[6] city?
[7] zipcode?
[8] home address?
[ 9] road directory?
Please note that as soon as your payments is made completely
our shopping commence.
REGARDS.​

carlotta

 

[JustAGuy]

Don't reply if you have an aversion to being fabulously wealthy, Carlotta. It sounds on the up and up to me.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Not another one

This is just another twist on the Nigerian Scam that rips of thousands of victims every year. DO NOT RESPOND. Check this out:

http://www.secretservice.gov/alert419.shtml

 

[sirlickheralot]

A $15 million bag of cocaine delivered to your doorstep, that's one hell of a bag of cocaine. How will they get the forklift into your house. Sounds like a legitimate deal to me.

 

[maverick73]

A $15 million bag of cocaine delivered to your doorstep, that's one hell of a bag of cocaine. How will they get the forklift into your house. Sounds like a legitimate deal to me.

Damn.... and I thought I got some funky emails from Russian chicks... this one takes the cake...

 

[ace85]

This is just another twist on the Nigerian Scam that rips of thousands of victims every year. DO NOT RESPOND.

Please don't tell my you are offering serious advise to her not to respond.

Please tell me you understand that she posted that here not looking for real adviee but to actually show the board the funny email. Please tell me you realize that when she said "I don't think I should respond to this" you realize she knows she is not going to respond to it, and was being sarcastic.

Please restore in my some faith that your IQ is higher than 47.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Please don't tell my you are offering serious advise to her not to respond.

Please tell me you understand that she posted that here not looking for real adviee but to actually show the board the funny email. Please tell me you realize that when she said "I don't think I should respond to this" you realize she knows she is not going to respond to it, and was being sarcastic.

Please restore in my some faith that your IQ is higher than 47.

Golly gee Ace. You're phacking amazing!! How do you do it??? Sure had me fooled!! What makes you so smart Ace? Am I ever glad you pointed me in the right direction Ace!! You deserve the nobel piss prize for setting me straight!! I'm just guessing, but you gotta have an IQ of 85 at least!! But then again I could be wrong. Why didn't someone tell me she was joking???