So I have decided...

[legman_04]

So i have decided to suspend my pooning activities indefinitely... I know some of you might think this is the wrong section but bare with me.
This is the 500,000,000th time i have pledged retirement only to return 2 weeks later. Time is different however. Lots of you might not know me, indeed i am a looooooong time lurker with very very few posts but i have my reasons.

Anyhow, I have decided to focus my attention and my resources to my wife and my marriage (pls save ur judgments to urselves)... Its pretty much my last chance, i think, but i am going to make this one count, i am going the distance; i.e counselling, gifts,trips,.. watever it takes...
I want to make this one count, cuz its pretty much my last chance. I havent been caught yet, so i am lucky there, but i really want to try everything before i completely give up..

Anyhow, during 4+ years of pooning i have to say it was fun while it lasted i had great fun and great time with this city's top ladies. I don't regret most of the sessions i have had and that is in large part thanks to great review by the likes of King Trawler, whom i'll try to be his heir in case this last effort of mine fails.

So here is a list of my favorite ladies along with some tips i got over the years:

My ATF: Lilith
I only got to know her a few short months ago but she instantly rose thru the ranks to top of the pyramid.

2. a very very close second: Dee-licious
Now retired but an amazing girl, i really regret not getting a good bye session...

3. Is a 3-ways tie: Zoe, Kendra, and Virginia (who took my FS cherry)
Amazing ladies period.
Kendra: I will definitely miss our weekly romps...

4. Sandy
The most amazing Cougar, she isnt 4th its just that she is in a class of her own.. Will definitely miss her

5. The ever glowing Miss Nikita..
Holy Shit... again didnt get a good bye romp because i was on one of my earlier retirements. Definitely, one of western canada's finest.

A few notable mentions:

Nina (aristocrat), Maylee, Charmaine, Sama (retired), and lots other but my memory isn't serving me now.

Now some tips for the newbs:

1. Always treat the ladies nicely. A good smile goes a long way.

2. Check the rates before u go and try not to haggle, a cheaper price would usually guarantee u a crappy session.

3. it i best to agree on a price before u see a girl/service for the first time so there are no surprises. If you like the price vs. service stay and pay. If u feel u r being over-charged say u didnt bring that kind of money, smile and leave.

4. Talk... if the ladies are talking to you, answer them back. I know some of you might be reserved or uncomfortable, but talking goes along way too..
the ladies feel more comfortable with a guy who talks instead of offering 1 word answers. Even if u have to make up shit so that u dont expose ur "real" life, do it. Have a full secret identity prepared beforehand if u need to.

5. Be clean and polite. Nothing is as much a turn off as a unclean pooner, the ladies hate it and it will most likely get u a very very bad session if not refused service all together.

Thats all i can think of now...
I have to admit i ended my pooning career on 3 very high notes (2 duos and a greek), but i hope i dont miss that. You guys will know if you find me posting here i guess..

Have fun and play it safe...

The One and Only
Legman, a.k.a. Holy Mosses

 

[DQ Guy]

Well best of luck to yea in your outside ventures.
I do hope it all goes well for you.
Just remember if you have any Life questions I'm sure there
are more then a few people here who are more then willing to help you out.
and thanks for the tips. I'm sure a lot of New guys will find them very useful.

 

[rescue911]

great advice

i think the pearls you passed along should be practiced by all pooners. these ladies are not just entertainment..they are good people trying to make a living in their home city..treat them well...the rewards you get in return are worth the effort.

 

[HB40]

I'm glad you are focusing your attentions on your wife and marriage. Pooning is fun but it is no substitute for a loyal woman and a happy home. Don't give up, it's worth far more than this hobby could ever give you. Take care Legman, make this one count.

 

[trawler]

legman_04 ...

perseverance will make your new journey successful. Luck will have very little to do with it. Bon voyage comrade.

 

[Lilithlovesme]

Good for you, Mo. I applaud your decision and wish you all the best.

I may have lost a client, but I made a great friend. I think that's an excellent trade!

 

[sandy]

A Religious Experience is the Best!

Holy Mosses!!!!! I cannot recall the number of times I have called that out while with you.................I am going to miss you but must applaude your decision. You will never know unless you give it your absolute best try and I know you are up to it! Be well always and big squeeze..................

 

[legman_04]

Well said HB40 and Trawler.. I am really adamant this time around, i already feel different...

Kendra, thanks for the kind words. You are a top girl and i really appreciate wat you said.. Good luck to you in your life too..

Lilith, I made a great friend too.. I really appreciate it.

Sandy, u coined the term "Holy Mosses", thanks for everything..

Everyone, I dont want to say i will miss u cuz i'll try to stay in touch, lurk here an there and i might even drop by for a forum gathering or something..
I wish u all the best.

And Boys take good care of those girls, they are the best and the safest..

Last but not least, i have to say that thru those years i have met great personalities, and the responses i am getting here are just a great example.

Thanks everyone.