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So... how do things work around here?

everglade47

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Living in ontario, I'm used to such forums as terb and sp411. Now that I'm moving to Vancouver, I've found this site to be a pretty active and trustworthy resource for the local goods. However, it seems to me that reviews here are much more... (for lack of a better word) reserved. Some are so riddled with jargon that they are beyond my comprehension. I do not know why direct links are never given, nor agencies directly named. I am also not clear how to find something based on only the four digit code. Call me naive and idiotic, but I confess I am lost without an intro thread to show me the ropes. I am also unsure why everything is more elusive here - board rules or just BC convention?

In any case, I would be very grateful if someone gave me a ELI5 approach to making use of this great site. :)
 

john7

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Welcome! Our 'style' (no direct links, which can be construed as advertising) is because of board rules, which are upheld by the Mods. The four digits are the last four digits of the SP's number, as mentioned in their ads. The sites where you can find their ads include erslist (aka ERS), backpage (aka BP), and craigslist (aka CL). Good luck.
 

vancity_cowboy

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pardner, a bit more complete explanation is owed you than the one received to date

this board has paid advertisers, their board names appear in red lettering in the left hand area of their posts. direct links are only allowed to their ads or websites in order to maximize the value of their advertising dollar. similarly with telephone numbers - only theirs are allowed to be shown in full

however, we are allowed to post the last 4 digits of non-advertiser's numbers to allow distinctions to be made between the scores of brittneys, carmens, brooklyns and ambers with whom the industry seems to be infested

the last 4 digits are also useful as a search parameter both on this board and on most of the advertising venues outside of this board

please locate the search function and learn how to use it as some posters here weary of answering questions that have been asked a thousand times before, the answers to which can be located with a simple search on the name or the last 4 digits of the sp's phone number. the search box is located near the top right hand corner of the page

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somehow, somewhere, sometime in a universe thousands of light years away, a poster first abandoned the arabic numeral convention of denoting currency amounts (with which we in western society have been keeping track of transactions for thousands of years); that is, a dollar sign (in our case) followed by a numeral in the hundreds column, another in the tens column and a third in the units column

since then that poster's alternative method of denoting dollars has been imperfectly adapted as a form of 'shorthand' on this board; although i fail to see how it could be called shorthand as it commonly requires just as many keystrokes as the normal arabic convention

just to help you understand this arcane system, i will hold my nose and stoop to expain it to you just this once;

the number of hundreds paid in the transaction are indicated by the number of dollar signs shown to the left of the decimal point

the dollar signs therefore are followed by a decimal point

to the right of the decimal point there is a number written using standard arabic that denotes the number of tens

if the transaction required an additional 5 dollars, that would be shown as a second arabic numeral to the right of the decimal point. if that number was a zero, then it is not shown at all

to sum up and give an example:

$650 = $$$$$$.5

another example:

$255 = $$.55

and a third:

$120 = $.2

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other posters use the colour of the canadian dollar bills to denote the currency part of the transaction. an example:

$130 = a brown, a green and a purple

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still others have quaint names for the bills, so a $20 bill becomes a 'jade canoe' and $120 therefore becomes '6 jade canoes'

i will leave it to the practitioners of these arcane practices to explain the logic behind using them

no doubt you have other questions that you would like answered, but that's a start

welcome to the board, pardner
 

uncleg

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...........and as to the reserved, not really.........it's just that if you are a new member and you wax poetic about an SP there are those among the hordes that will pronounce you a shill or worse.........
 

Avery

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vancity_cowboy, please don't encourage newbies to use either of the totally idiotic codes for dollar amounts (bill colours and $$.---). This isn't the Repressed States of America.

everglade47, if you post a review, just state the amount in the normal way, e.e. $250.00, etc.
 

wilde

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If you saw an ad for a SP, identify the source, which is usually either BP (backpage) or ERS (Erslist) followed by the last 4 digits of the SP's phone number. Say you saw a SP called Mary Jane from the ERS, the last 4 digits of her number is 1234. When you write a review of her you would identify her as Mary Jane ERS 1234. This will leave enough clue for the other members to search. Mind you, the lazy ones who don't read thoroughly will still ask.
 

yazoo

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Wilde - Aren't you on a plane right now??? Airborne internet's a little pricey for PERB banter, no?

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On the colour thing - why does no combination of green plus red equal brown? I propose we use the Roman system - $CLXXX quaque hora
 

wilde

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Wilde - Aren't you on a plane right now??? Airborne internet's a little pricey for PERB banter, no?
Soon, just killing some time before heading out to airport...
 

Holly Taylor

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Living in ontario, I'm used to such forums as terb and sp411. Now that I'm moving to Vancouver, I've found this site to be a pretty active and trustworthy resource for the local goods.
Welcome to the board, and welcome to Vancouver!
 
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