Shawna- A dissapointing experience

[faust]

My 1st review.

Maybe it was pure over-optimism, but my experience with Shawna was extremely lacking. For starters she was 50 minutes late for our engagement. Like the horny bastard I am I actually sat and waited for her to arrive. Once she arrived I made my way up to her hotel room.

I was greeted by a dark room and a big smile. Shawna was cheerful and exuberent in greeting me, but still managed to make me feel awkward by staring at the floor the entire time and avoiding all eye contact. Despite her cheerful greeting, I was already taking this as a sign of things to come.She offered me a shower to freshen up, once again dissapointing me by pointing me to the shower, not offering to join and promptly closing the door on me. Once the shower was finished I joined her again and was given an absolutely amazing massage. Flipped over, and the CBJ was, once again, amazing. However, all this time I had noticed a strange detached feeling in the act. In hindsight, I payed for GFE and got FS. Hopped on Shawna doggy style and she has an amazing ass. Once the first shot was over I was expecting round two. Her advertisements clearly stated "MSOG a must". However, Shawna wound down the clock(now at the 35min mark) by searching the room for a towel, laxidasically asking me if I was going to wash up before I left and hopped in the shower herself. She showered herself for 10 minutes, came back out and made a few minutes of chit-chat with me before abruptly ushering me out of the room.

Summary: I have mixed feelings about my engagement with Shawna. She was good looking, but her pics and description of herself are deceiving. She says shes 23, but from her wrinkles appears to be in her late 20's or early 30's. Her body is great and her massage and CBJ were amazing. I will say that she did not feel even remotely close to a GFE, she felt like a scripted FS. She was impersonal, abrupt and did not provide the services she advertised. Add that to her tardiness and I have to say that I will not be making a repeat with her, no matter how good her ass is.

Cost: 250
L: 7
S: 5
A: 9

 

[Mick Shagher]

Thanks Faust for the review. After all the rave reviews about Shawna, it's quite surprising to hear someone having this sort of experiance with her. I wonder if there's any more guys out there who had the same but are afraid to say anything?

 

[praxis]

And this is why. . .

these SP's should only offer half-hour "standard" FS sessions (and don't even mention GFE if it isn''t) - and adjust their rates accordingly.

Shawna has been around (she started at Fantasy several years ago)...

 

[ntense]

Ive had the pleasure of seeing Shawna twice and the sessions themselves are just fantastic. She gives a great massage as faust as said and omg what a body. She asked me during the massage if i can go more than once in the hour, i said i can. So after round one she starts a massage again and time is getting short about 10 mins left, shes asks if i would like to take a shower. I say no thanks im ready for round 2, she asks if i good go in 10 mins, so i say ill try my best haha and away we went, maybe went over a lil bit but i never felt rushed.
For my second session she actually cancelled on me, owell i was a little pissed but what are you going to do, she said she would make it up to me so ok. We arrange another time and she texts me 20 mins befor sayin shes gonna be a little late, ok whatever, 30 min later i met with her and have another memorable session for $$00 because of the cancel, Sweeet!
Anyway i can say people have their bad days and everyone will go "oh dont give me that" but they do and you can relate if you think about it. And some people just dont click with some people, ahh well better luck next time

 

[threepeat]

I payed for GFE and got FS. Cost: 250

Thanks for the review Faust. However, I would point out that $250 is more like the standard FS rate in Edmonton these days, as the MP girls are charging $240 for one hour FS and $300 for one hour GFE (for the girls who offer it).

 

[shawnaxoxo]

Wow Sorry you didnt like the time with me, but Im not 30, 25 actually and wrinkles on my face???? Wasnt the room really dark like you mentioned? so how would you notice wrinkles... And to be honest, I didnt keep you waiting 50 mins, I actually texted you before our session to let you know I was running late... Sorry you didnt have a great time I felf we didnt click either, not every girl is for every man, I have great regulars so your one review is your oppionion, Hope you find that right girl for you and take care and be safe pooning,

 

[DQ Guy]

See now wasn't that a nice response from Shawna.

nice to see a little class even if the session wasn't steller

 

[shawnaxoxo]

See now wasn't that a nice response from Shawna.

nice to see a little class even if the session wasn't steller

Thanks babes, I do hope he finds the right girl, and have lts of fun and be safe

See you all soon Edmonton

Kisses,
Shawna

 

[faust]

I offer a safe and sexy gfe, I am open and willing for most but (I dont travel to Greece, or offer bbbj lol...)

I am licenced in massage and give a good one, I never rush, your time is very important to me...

I can be naughty or nice, whatever you want me to be I am very playful with lots of energy, I will having you smiling and wanting more before our time is over... And MSOG is a must lol

Granted that most sp's charge 300 for GFE, Shawna advertised it for 250. So how can you make that argument?

Yes you're right, you texted me that you'd be late. You told me you'd be 15 minutes late, then preceded to keep me waiting for 50 minutes. It was even better when you walked by me nonchalantly chatting on your cell phone on your way up to the hotel. If you had some sense of urgency or at least the decency to let me know you would be later I would grant you that. Really it's my fault, when I saw you doing that I should have just left. Some lessons need to be learned the hard way.

 

[HB40]

Really it's my fault, when I saw you doing that I should have just left.

I would have to agree with you, realizing we are just as much responsible is the key to having great sessions.

The feeling I get is her detachment and lackadaisical attitude could have been directly related to your own frustrations with tardiness and then seeing her now in the back of your mind. It's hard to admit but those feelings affect the atmosphere and attitude, it's difficult to get on track or overcome those moods. Her massage and CBJ was great so despite the lack of connection you still had decent service from a proven reliable provider. Bad sessions happen to all of us.

She sure does have a nice ass though eh!

 

[shawnaxoxo]

Granted that most sp's charge 300 for GFE, Shawna advertised it for 250. So how can you make that argument?

Yes you're right, you texted me that you'd be late. You told me you'd be 15 minutes late, then preceded to keep me waiting for 50 minutes. It was even better when you walked by me nonchalantly chatting on your cell phone on your way up to the hotel. If you had some sense of urgency or at least the decency to let me know you would be later I would grant you that. Really it's my fault, when I saw you doing that I should have just left. Some lessons need to be learned the hard way.

Ya okay I was on my phone when I was walking up to my room, How am I suppost to know who you are I dont want to be a heat score in the hotel lobby sorry

I offer Mouthwash in my bathroom and the reason I didnt kiss you is because your breath was stale, and you had bad under arm order,

I wasnt being rude in my first response to you, I even said have fun and be safe I hope you find the right girl for you, but since you want to come on here being all RUDE I will take this thread somewhere that I didnt want it to go...

I dont want to bad mouth you, but I will be honest and tell you why I was distant from you and didnt kiss you, your body order was really bad, and you showered first, thats why like you mentioned I took a ten minute shower to scrub my self!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyhoo I hope you find that girl out here for you, Im not arguing with you on here....

Take care and be safe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[shawnaxoxo]

And it was 15 mins, not 50!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jim]

Well I'm Thinking This IS NEEDED!!!

What do you think????

 

[Right Said Fred]

What do you think????

Doctor tells me I need to be eat Healthy Pop. That looks like extra butter to me, Jim.

 

[shawnaxoxo]

I didnt mean to be rude, I tryed to say be "safe and I hope you find the right girl" not "everyone is for everyone"

I didnt want to be unclassy, but I felt attacked in the last post he wrote, so I decided to be honest and say why I was distant from him...

I truly wish him the best, I am sorry he didnt enjoy his time with me, and I really hope he has a safe and happy life, and I wish him all the best in life to come

Thanks P.B and I cant wait to see you when I get back in town...

 

[shawnaxoxo]

Situations like this most definitely need to be discussed in private. Sure, this is a review board, however that doesn't exempt you from dealing with your problems like a real Man should.


Topper

I understand Topper and I feel the same way, But Im not going to argue I just felt upset and offended, But now its all over and done with....

Take care, See you all soon Edmonton!!!!!!!

 

[FloridaGuy]

The "kept me waiting" discussion is a generational thing. Many (most?) twenty-somethings do not have the same sense of personal responsibility as many of their elders, thus breaking an appointment is truly not seen as being wrong since "she texted you". Seriously, she told you she was running late so what's the problem??? The thought that an appointment should be honoured and that being late is rude most likely not cross her mind. She texted you, so she never kept you waiting. She told you she would be late so it should be fine, you need to loosen up. She texted you.

Get it?? Its a generational gap/lack of realization of personal responsibility. And I'm not even criticizing her, as its just the way "kids" are today. Many of them, anyhow. Obviously, Shawna is wired that way. Sad but true.

 

[overdone]

why are people digging up 6 month old threads?

buy a puzzle, masturbate, get a dog, masturbate in front of your dog

 

[FloridaGuy]

Why are people commenting on people commenting on 6 month old threads? Pot, kettle, say hi.

But whatever you do, skip the beastiality. That bit's pretty freaking strange.

 

[overdone]

So according to your way of thinking, if a dog is in the room while you're fucking your wife is it bestiality too? Cause I had sex with Bijou while her dog was in the hotel room. Do I need counselling now, cause I might have jerked it a couple of times during the session? I never said do anything to the dog or make the dog watch.

It was a joke btw, most grade 8's would have got it. I wasn't reaching for much. I'll shoot lower next time.

I don't re-open 6 month old threads, I don't have that kind of time or desire or whatever the hell the need it is that guys like you and Spermthing have, so the kettle-black thing doesn't follow there either.

If it's on the current page, yeah why not, but digging for it, no.