Sex toy and airport security

[microbru]

Say I wanna bring my fleshlight with me on a trip.
Have it in the checked in baggage or carry-on?
Has anyone had their stuff x-rayed and gotten a dirty look?
I wouldn't imagine it's a security risk but would they embarrass you like
at the drug store when they announce "price check on Trojans" over the PA?

 

[microbru]

You mean you don't wear a gorilla mask when you buy profilactics?
I like to be discrete about my innuendos.

 

[Tgirl Nikki]

If I can offer some feedback here, I've flown dozens of times with a suitcase filled with condoms, toys, and sexy outfits, and I've never heard a word about it. If I'm confronted, I'll just tell them I'm making a series of home movies with a few of my friends, not for the purposes of distribution - which is totally legal. Of course, most of my experiences involve domestic flights - apart from a handful of visits to the Caribbean, I've mostly stayed inside Canada for the last few years. Depending on where you're planning to go, you might need to worry more about your return, rather than your departure... :ballchain:

So, if you're just taking a fleshlight, you'll probably be fine. However, if you're planning to bring a blow-up doll, you should definitely buy her the seat next to you. In fact, make sure you get yourself in the emergency exit row, and seat her right against the window - according to federal regulations, the flight attendants are required (by law) to provide emergency exit instructions to the person in that seat. I'd love to see the look on their faces when they see your travel companion, and realize they have to give her the instructions!

I'll bet they'll look something like this:

 

[papillion]

If I can offer some feedback here, I've flown dozens of times with a suitcase filled with condoms, toys, and sexy outfits, and I've never heard a word about it. If I'm confronted, I'll just tell them I'm making a series of home movies with a few of my friends, not for the purposes of distribution - which is totally legal. Of course, most of my experiences involve domestic flights - apart from a handful of visits to the Caribbean, I've mostly stayed inside Canada for the last few years. Depending on where you're planning to go, you might need to worry more about your return, rather than your departure... :ballchain:

So, if you're just taking a fleshlight, you'll probably be fine. However, if you're planning to bring a blow-up doll, you should definitely buy her the seat next to you. In fact, make sure you get yourself in the emergency exit row, and seat her right against the window - according to federal regulations, the flight attendants are required (by law) to provide emergency exit instructions to the person in that seat. I'd love to see the look on their faces when they see your travel companion, and realize they have to give her the instructions!

I'll bet they'll look something like this:

Too Phunny!!!

 

[J_Bunny]

I've had more issues with scuba gear than toys
If you embarrass easily, check it. At least then you get pulled into a private room when youre questioned.

 

[kenchorney]

You misspelled prophylactics.

Do you have anything to add or do you just plan on being your usual pathetic spelling nazi pain in the ass?

 

[sensualsixty]

Thoughtful Customs officers:

Last year when in the USA I purchased a couple of "naughty" magazines. My wife was with me at the time. I placed them in the bottom of my checked baggage for the return trip. When I got home and opened the bag, the magazines were lying conspicuously on the top of the bag's contents. My guess is that some screwed up customs officer was hoping to get me in trouble with my wife when the magazines were so apparent. My apologies if he was disappointed.