Well, we've given you a wealth of material here! If you can't put together a deadly funny comeback for the next time with this shit then you deserve to be ragged on!calgary23 said:
sex in marriage-when does it stop?
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I hear ya.....my immediate family are actually the most accepting of me being single and happy that I'm happy with the situation. My friends and extended family on the other hand would like nothing more then to hook me up with someone and can't figure out why I enjoy being single.calgary23 said:
He can go fuck his hat! In this day and age as long as you don't have a freezer full of human heads you qualify as normal.calgary23 said:
If his wife wasn't a beast and as long as it didn't involve incest I'd have replied with "while for starters I fuck your wife in the ass while your at work.....after that I drink your good scotch"calgary23 said:
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This is my own personal experience, and probably doesn't apply to many, but here goes nevertheless:
Ex-wife: Year 1-30 - Monkey sex. My marriage was a good one but it eventually ran its course. However, the one thing I never compromised on, was the sexual agenda; I set it. Never let your partner get the upper hand in this department, or you'll never get it back. Most women will eventually bore of this sport, even the ones who pretend otherwise. Kids and age will hasten this process, but you can work around it. Of course when you first jump into bed, you will get the usual routine look of indifference, or the "Not tonight dear", so don't count on too much response there. I have always found that letting her sleep for a couple of hours, or waiting until morning, yields better results. When you do, she will be better pre-disposed, and she will be wetter, which is always a plus.
New partner: Year 1-5 - Monkey sex. At the beginning I cut her some slack, and was willing to put up with twice a week, but as the relationship matured, I took the upper hand, and now expect and obtain the same results as with the ex. - 3-4 times weekly. Sure, she always pipes in with the "I'd be happy with once a month" routine, but as above, I will not let her set the sexual agenda, and the methodology works the same as before. I expect this will continue. If you compromise, then it will be very difficult to recapture what you once had. Learn from the examples posted here, and take no prisoners. If you can't achieve the results you're after, kick her out of your life and start over. You'll be glad you did.
If you have a pathetic or non-existent sex life with the partner you sleep with every night, you have no one to blame but yourself. You may as well sleep with your dog. At least the warmth is the same.
Ex-wife: Year 1-30 - Monkey sex. My marriage was a good one but it eventually ran its course. However, the one thing I never compromised on, was the sexual agenda; I set it. Never let your partner get the upper hand in this department, or you'll never get it back. Most women will eventually bore of this sport, even the ones who pretend otherwise. Kids and age will hasten this process, but you can work around it. Of course when you first jump into bed, you will get the usual routine look of indifference, or the "Not tonight dear", so don't count on too much response there. I have always found that letting her sleep for a couple of hours, or waiting until morning, yields better results. When you do, she will be better pre-disposed, and she will be wetter, which is always a plus.
New partner: Year 1-5 - Monkey sex. At the beginning I cut her some slack, and was willing to put up with twice a week, but as the relationship matured, I took the upper hand, and now expect and obtain the same results as with the ex. - 3-4 times weekly. Sure, she always pipes in with the "I'd be happy with once a month" routine, but as above, I will not let her set the sexual agenda, and the methodology works the same as before. I expect this will continue. If you compromise, then it will be very difficult to recapture what you once had. Learn from the examples posted here, and take no prisoners. If you can't achieve the results you're after, kick her out of your life and start over. You'll be glad you did.
If you have a pathetic or non-existent sex life with the partner you sleep with every night, you have no one to blame but yourself. You may as well sleep with your dog. At least the warmth is the same.
Best thing to do in this situation is to snap back. As a martial arts instructor once told me "You should never be the one to start a fight, but you damn well better be the one to finish it." He wanted to start this...calgary23 said:
I am in the same boat, 36 and single. Every relationship I ever had took a giant swan dive down the outhouse hole, with every girl I ever dated turning out to make Glenn Close in "Fatal Attraction" look downright normal (I never figured out if I just attracted the crazy ones or going out with me made them crazy). 9 1/2 years ago, I said enough's enough. My family tried to convince me otherwise (the old "there's somebody out there for you") until I made it very clear that this topic is guaranteed to make me very angry very quickly. Nowadays, it's joked about a little, but otherwise left alone.
Personally, I think some people are just not designed to be in a relationship. I'm happier single than I ever was in a relationship, and I don't have to put up with a lot of the relationship baggage (Valentine's Day? Cheap chocolate tomorrow.) If people want to say things about my lack of relationship, I start joking, or being nice and polite, but if it isn't dropped, I tell them what I really think.
Yeah, getting this relationship thing down is hard.
My last girlfriend was a fanstatic person. Could not ask for a better mate, however I wasnt sexual attracted to her and knew inside I would cheat on her at massage parlors or elsewhere. So it ended because I knew I couldnt make it last.
My last girlfriend was a fanstatic person. Could not ask for a better mate, however I wasnt sexual attracted to her and knew inside I would cheat on her at massage parlors or elsewhere. So it ended because I knew I couldnt make it last.
1. 5-6 times? Let me guess... you're a Gemini?calgary23 said:
2. Would you like to be shot between the eyes or between the balls?
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Interesting Quote
"Here is a typical married woman:
I give birth to your kids and you complain we don't have sex? How do you think they were born, osmosis? Who takes care of them, drives them to school, picks them up for after school activities, drives them to sports, takes them to their friends houses, plays chauffeur, cleans, cooks, goes to PTA meetings and then caters to your sorry whiney ass when you get home. To top it off after you eat, fart or burp you walk out the door and go out with your buddies.
You want sex? Go fuck yourself! I'm too tired."
"Here is a typical married woman:
I give birth to your kids and you complain we don't have sex? How do you think they were born, osmosis? Who takes care of them, drives them to school, picks them up for after school activities, drives them to sports, takes them to their friends houses, plays chauffeur, cleans, cooks, goes to PTA meetings and then caters to your sorry whiney ass when you get home. To top it off after you eat, fart or burp you walk out the door and go out with your buddies.
You want sex? Go fuck yourself! I'm too tired."
Thank you all for your posts. This has got to be one of the most enlightening threads I've read on this site. Myself, being single and approaching middle age, I find that it helps you know who your real friends are. It's the assholes who make comments insinuating that you're gay or abnormal in some way. My situation, I just refuse to go into a marriage or long term relationship with someone with the thought that I'm probably going to cheat on her in the future. I just haven't been able to find someone that I could say that I only want to have sex with her for the rest of my life. It's possible that I could cheat on her anyways, but it wouldn't be something that I would be planning on. I find that it's the married people who are a little defensive about their own situation that make the worst comments. I get satisfaction from the fact that if I die single and alone, I'll still probably be happier than they are.
I have some married friends who might get to have sex on their birthdays, if at all. I always thought they were exaggerating about the situation, but I see now that it happens a lot more than I thought.
I have some married friends who might get to have sex on their birthdays, if at all. I always thought they were exaggerating about the situation, but I see now that it happens a lot more than I thought.
Married Sex is not all bad
I must have married the perfect woman.
We have been married for 22 years, and I`ll admit for a while that the sex slowed down, but looking back, both of us working and shuffling the kids from place to place, took a lot out of us. Now the kids are old enough that they want to do their own thing most of the time, we have rediscovered each other. I can barely keep up with her. She can`t get enough, and she has become kinkier than ever. We do things together now, that I never dreamed of. One thing that I think got her mind working more towards sex was when I slowly introduced some mild porn to her. She would watch it with me, and one thing would lead to another, she would be all worked up and need sex bad. I slowly increased the porn, until we were watching some really hard-core stuff. Believe it or not, this not only got her worked up, but also gave her ideas, and improved her technique. She can give a BJ like a pro, and has recently gotten turned on by me giving her a cum shot and rubbing it all over herself. She is 1 in a million.
She has recently gotten into going to strip clubs with me, and even buys me lap dances, and enjoys them herself, if we have the right girl we even share them. Here is a thread I posted about this.
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=43119&highlight=wife
I`m having the time of my life. She is attentive to me 24 - 7. In turn I`m in a better mood, and we get along great, and I don`t remember the last time we argued. When we are out of town together and there is little or no chance of running into people we know, she dresses to arouse and tease me, and even gives me an occasional public peek at what is waiting for me. I in turn for all this feel inclined to treat her like a princess and shower her with gifts.
If I`m working evenings, in the past she would be asleep when I got home. Now she waits up, looks at a little porn on the computer, and is ready and waiting when I walk through the door. I get no rest anymore.
Married sex can work.
I must have married the perfect woman.
We have been married for 22 years, and I`ll admit for a while that the sex slowed down, but looking back, both of us working and shuffling the kids from place to place, took a lot out of us. Now the kids are old enough that they want to do their own thing most of the time, we have rediscovered each other. I can barely keep up with her. She can`t get enough, and she has become kinkier than ever.
We do things together now, that I never dreamed of. One thing that I think got her mind working more towards sex was when I slowly introduced some mild porn to her. She would watch it with me, and one thing would lead to another, she would be all worked up and need sex bad. I slowly increased the porn, until we were watching some really hard-core stuff. Believe it or not, this not only got her worked up, but also gave her ideas, and improved her technique. She can give a BJ like a pro, and has recently gotten turned on by me giving her a cum shot and rubbing it all over herself. She is 1 in a million. She has recently gotten into going to strip clubs with me, and even buys me lap dances, and enjoys them herself, if we have the right girl we even share them. Here is a thread I posted about this.
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=43119&highlight=wife
I`m having the time of my life. She is attentive to me 24 - 7. In turn I`m in a better mood, and we get along great, and I don`t remember the last time we argued. When we are out of town together and there is little or no chance of running into people we know, she dresses to arouse and tease me, and even gives me an occasional public peek at what is waiting for me. I in turn for all this feel inclined to treat her like a princess and shower her with gifts.
If I`m working evenings, in the past she would be asleep when I got home. Now she waits up, looks at a little porn on the computer, and is ready and waiting when I walk through the door. I get no rest anymore.
Married sex can work.
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Why I'm on Perb
I originally looked on this site, when I was looking for info on taking her to a strip club as she desired. That was my first and only thread. I only found this thread when checking back on my original post.
I don't look down on you for using SP's, Please don't find fault in my situation. We each have our own lives. I only looked here for info to enhance mine.
My post on this thread if taken correctly, could possibly give some info on how to improve their own marriage.
I don't fault either situation.
I originally looked on this site, when I was looking for info on taking her to a strip club as she desired. That was my first and only thread. I only found this thread when checking back on my original post.
I don't look down on you for using SP's, Please don't find fault in my situation. We each have our own lives. I only looked here for info to enhance mine.
My post on this thread if taken correctly, could possibly give some info on how to improve their own marriage.
I don't fault either situation.
