I will try to update this as much as I can along the road. But my internet access is spuradic. So it may take a few days to update,
So here are my adventures;
Day 1 (Victoria)
Stunning day, the weather was a wonderful welcome. Feeling empowered and energetic. The thrill of this journey has set in. It'sn started and I am game to take on Canada. City is bustling in the afternoon, but seems so much quieter that evening than I ever remeber Victoria being. ohhhh duhhhh it's Sunday.LOL I have never stayed in Victoria on a sunday night. Hit the town a little bit. Lots of crazy, and I do mean crazy, fun was had on the town. Got injured in my later session . Very ungraceful dismount from CG on my part. Misjudged how far the side of the bed was, fell off, got a nasty scratch from the end table. But how's the saying go "if you fall off the stallion, you just got get back up and try again" LOL and again I did
Day 2 (Vancouver)
It's funny how long it took for Vancouver to get booked up. It was slow for most the local fellas to realize that the rates for my tour was cheaper than my regular rates. A couple guys figured it out about a week before my Vancouver date, the rest realized it today. My phone was ringing off the hook. It was a weird an sentimental day. Here I was on my home turf and I was feeling home sick. Sort of, in a weird kind of way. Just all the people, places and things I hold dear to my heart were right there, but I had to say goodbye again
Day 3 ( Kamloops)
I'm sorry to all you kamloopians (or whatever you call yourselves), I hate to diss your fair city, but if it weren't for the great session I had with one of you boys, I would have probably died of complete of boredom. Went for dinner and a drink, wondered around, wondered around a little more, and decided that the most excitement I will be finding tonight will be sitting back watching a dvd, thinking about the hot session I had earlier (mmmmm bedtime fantasy fuel) then falling asleep.
Day 3 (kamloops) PS
Thanks Teresa for keeping me in mind for a duo. Sorry it was so late and not
planned further in advance. I generally like to meet girls before I do duos. But
you seem nice and maybe we can figure it out on some other occasion.
Day 4 (Calgary)
Roads and weather were fastic. Mind you there were goat on the road at golden who decided to fight on the road over a female who was watching on the side. So I had to wait till the took it off the road. But found myself yelling at the goat "That roadside hussy aint worth it. Go dig up some good grub and go bribe a younger hotter goat girl for some rocking action, you'll be much happier" Was almost killed in a collision, had a tailgating semi on my ass, and was trying to slow down (very delicately) as I got closer to the vehicles ahead. Suddenly of the 2 vehicles ahead slammed on the breaks to avoid large garbage bag of stuff fallen from a truck. Vehicle ahead of me swurves right catch a glance semi behind starting to swurver right and the only way I don't get munched is to go into the lane of oncoming traffic. Thank heavens that the oncoming traffic had the forsight to realize they needed to give some space. The semi almost munched the car in front of me. We sorted ourselves out and the semi stopped tailgating. At least that I saw. Got to Calgary. Wow it's snowing. Not enough to be a huge hazard, but enough to look pretty. Had some amazing sessions. LOL invented a new position "Reverse BLS" also got to blow out someones b-day candle. Hot times!!!
Day 5 (Regina)
Well as they say every grey cloud has it's silver lining. Had a cancellation
(BTW this fella should write a thread on how to cancel in a respectful
manner. Cause he did it so well), upon trying to fill this session time ended up
communicating with an obssesive wingnut. After refusing a session, he tried to book under different names and using different e-mail addresses. He wasn't terribly clever about it. But because he would not stop trying, I opted to only have 1 session in Regina instead of 2, in case he made it past my radar. So here I was with some time on my hands. I had noticed that my skin had gotten fairly dry from the prairies, so I went to the spa. oooooooooh it was the most heavenly spa experience of my life. Had my 1 session, got to play "let's pretend we are those people in that porn". OMG.... I achieved height and distance with my squirting. I have before, but never from the get go and never the entire time. Think I clued into the factors to achieve this more often. Gotta practice more
Day 6 (Winnipeg)
The drive between Regina an Winnipeg was awesome. The temperature was pretty much -8 to -9 all the way. I was feeling pretty tough...."Ha -9 isn't so bad" as I made my pit stops along the way. Wellllllll different story in the peg, it was -9 plus a windchill factor that made it -27. Unpacking my car was an experience of visiting hell when it froze over. Got warmed up and had a session with a man, who I will describe as having an incredible natural talent. After our session, I had made plans to go visit family who lives in the Peg. I shower, get dressed and start walking to my car. I am stopped by a women, who tells me to give her my money. I tell her no. She threatens to hit me. I leave and try to reenter the side door of my hotel. Need a key card to open..... FRICK not gonna fumble through my purse for the card. Run to another door that leads to the street. I open the door an go to run. But am pulled back by my hair, and the door slams into my head (not sure if it hit me once or twice). The woman pulls my hair harder and it makes my body push on the door, pushing her back and my hair rips out and I run. I was soooo thankful for my background in competative sports, cause I clearly can still run really fast if I have the right motivation. Get into my hotel lobby without any further confrontation. Call the cops and wait. Under the circumstance, no more sessions that night. Not sure if I am gonna finish the tour. I check out of the hotel and opt to stay with family. Once again there was a silver lining in this grey cloud. Had to approach some loved people from my past very humbly and vulnerably for help, which renewed and strengthened our relationships.
Day 7 (Thunderbay)
Wake up with the song by My Chemical Romance "I am not afraid to keep on living" blasting through my head. Take a second and realize that YES I need to finish this tour. Like hell am I going to let that woman ruin this once in a lifetime experience that I have spent so much time orchestrating. I realize that I am still rattled but nothing a couple days of "self-care" won't fix. Cancel my sudbury and thunderbay sessions. Hit the road. Stop at the cemetary on the way out of winnipeg to pay my regards to some special family members who are no longer alive, but made some huge impacts on my life when they were. Then off I go, and just drive and drive and drive. About 1/2 through the day the full pain of the injuries kick in. I am wondering if I made a mistake by trying to finish this tour. I am wondering if maybe it would have been smart to go see a doctor while I was in Winnipeg. Ohhhh Well I am more than 1/2 way to thunderbay, no turning back now. The road at Upsala was a little disturbing. It appears that many moose have not been having much luck crossing the roads. Not that there are any obvious moose bodies, but the roads are stained with no less than 20 recent casualties. It was pretty ummmmm horrific. I dont see anything like this past Upsala on the way to Thunderbay. Get into town, check in, have a bath, and fall asleep for 10 hours.
Day 8 (Sudbury)
Long drive, once again beautiful weather. Spend the drive thinking about; life,
family, love, sex, work, spirituality, forgiveness, and choices. Feeling way better physically than yesterday. Drive through Amethyst Bay while staring at
the amethyst coloured sky. The names of the towns and roads make me giggle. Saw the Yellow Brick Rd (but didn't follow it) and also saw the Seldom Seen rd. . There was tons more, but those are the ones that stick out in my head. Get into Sudbury , check in and just relax.
So here are my adventures;
Day 1 (Victoria)
Stunning day, the weather was a wonderful welcome. Feeling empowered and energetic. The thrill of this journey has set in. It'sn started and I am game to take on Canada. City is bustling in the afternoon, but seems so much quieter that evening than I ever remeber Victoria being. ohhhh duhhhh it's Sunday.LOL I have never stayed in Victoria on a sunday night. Hit the town a little bit. Lots of crazy, and I do mean crazy, fun was had on the town. Got injured in my later session . Very ungraceful dismount from CG on my part. Misjudged how far the side of the bed was, fell off, got a nasty scratch from the end table. But how's the saying go "if you fall off the stallion, you just got get back up and try again" LOL and again I did
Day 2 (Vancouver)
It's funny how long it took for Vancouver to get booked up. It was slow for most the local fellas to realize that the rates for my tour was cheaper than my regular rates. A couple guys figured it out about a week before my Vancouver date, the rest realized it today. My phone was ringing off the hook. It was a weird an sentimental day. Here I was on my home turf and I was feeling home sick. Sort of, in a weird kind of way. Just all the people, places and things I hold dear to my heart were right there, but I had to say goodbye again
Day 3 ( Kamloops)
I'm sorry to all you kamloopians (or whatever you call yourselves), I hate to diss your fair city, but if it weren't for the great session I had with one of you boys, I would have probably died of complete of boredom. Went for dinner and a drink, wondered around, wondered around a little more, and decided that the most excitement I will be finding tonight will be sitting back watching a dvd, thinking about the hot session I had earlier (mmmmm bedtime fantasy fuel) then falling asleep.
Day 3 (kamloops) PS
Thanks Teresa for keeping me in mind for a duo. Sorry it was so late and not
planned further in advance. I generally like to meet girls before I do duos. But
you seem nice and maybe we can figure it out on some other occasion.
Day 4 (Calgary)
Roads and weather were fastic. Mind you there were goat on the road at golden who decided to fight on the road over a female who was watching on the side. So I had to wait till the took it off the road. But found myself yelling at the goat "That roadside hussy aint worth it. Go dig up some good grub and go bribe a younger hotter goat girl for some rocking action, you'll be much happier" Was almost killed in a collision, had a tailgating semi on my ass, and was trying to slow down (very delicately) as I got closer to the vehicles ahead. Suddenly of the 2 vehicles ahead slammed on the breaks to avoid large garbage bag of stuff fallen from a truck. Vehicle ahead of me swurves right catch a glance semi behind starting to swurver right and the only way I don't get munched is to go into the lane of oncoming traffic. Thank heavens that the oncoming traffic had the forsight to realize they needed to give some space. The semi almost munched the car in front of me. We sorted ourselves out and the semi stopped tailgating. At least that I saw. Got to Calgary. Wow it's snowing. Not enough to be a huge hazard, but enough to look pretty. Had some amazing sessions. LOL invented a new position "Reverse BLS" also got to blow out someones b-day candle. Hot times!!!
Day 5 (Regina)
Well as they say every grey cloud has it's silver lining. Had a cancellation
(BTW this fella should write a thread on how to cancel in a respectful
manner. Cause he did it so well), upon trying to fill this session time ended up
communicating with an obssesive wingnut. After refusing a session, he tried to book under different names and using different e-mail addresses. He wasn't terribly clever about it. But because he would not stop trying, I opted to only have 1 session in Regina instead of 2, in case he made it past my radar. So here I was with some time on my hands. I had noticed that my skin had gotten fairly dry from the prairies, so I went to the spa. oooooooooh it was the most heavenly spa experience of my life. Had my 1 session, got to play "let's pretend we are those people in that porn". OMG.... I achieved height and distance with my squirting. I have before, but never from the get go and never the entire time. Think I clued into the factors to achieve this more often. Gotta practice more
Day 6 (Winnipeg)
The drive between Regina an Winnipeg was awesome. The temperature was pretty much -8 to -9 all the way. I was feeling pretty tough...."Ha -9 isn't so bad" as I made my pit stops along the way. Wellllllll different story in the peg, it was -9 plus a windchill factor that made it -27. Unpacking my car was an experience of visiting hell when it froze over. Got warmed up and had a session with a man, who I will describe as having an incredible natural talent. After our session, I had made plans to go visit family who lives in the Peg. I shower, get dressed and start walking to my car. I am stopped by a women, who tells me to give her my money. I tell her no. She threatens to hit me. I leave and try to reenter the side door of my hotel. Need a key card to open..... FRICK not gonna fumble through my purse for the card. Run to another door that leads to the street. I open the door an go to run. But am pulled back by my hair, and the door slams into my head (not sure if it hit me once or twice). The woman pulls my hair harder and it makes my body push on the door, pushing her back and my hair rips out and I run. I was soooo thankful for my background in competative sports, cause I clearly can still run really fast if I have the right motivation. Get into my hotel lobby without any further confrontation. Call the cops and wait. Under the circumstance, no more sessions that night. Not sure if I am gonna finish the tour. I check out of the hotel and opt to stay with family. Once again there was a silver lining in this grey cloud. Had to approach some loved people from my past very humbly and vulnerably for help, which renewed and strengthened our relationships.
Day 7 (Thunderbay)
Wake up with the song by My Chemical Romance "I am not afraid to keep on living" blasting through my head. Take a second and realize that YES I need to finish this tour. Like hell am I going to let that woman ruin this once in a lifetime experience that I have spent so much time orchestrating. I realize that I am still rattled but nothing a couple days of "self-care" won't fix. Cancel my sudbury and thunderbay sessions. Hit the road. Stop at the cemetary on the way out of winnipeg to pay my regards to some special family members who are no longer alive, but made some huge impacts on my life when they were. Then off I go, and just drive and drive and drive. About 1/2 through the day the full pain of the injuries kick in. I am wondering if I made a mistake by trying to finish this tour. I am wondering if maybe it would have been smart to go see a doctor while I was in Winnipeg. Ohhhh Well I am more than 1/2 way to thunderbay, no turning back now. The road at Upsala was a little disturbing. It appears that many moose have not been having much luck crossing the roads. Not that there are any obvious moose bodies, but the roads are stained with no less than 20 recent casualties. It was pretty ummmmm horrific. I dont see anything like this past Upsala on the way to Thunderbay. Get into town, check in, have a bath, and fall asleep for 10 hours.
Day 8 (Sudbury)
Long drive, once again beautiful weather. Spend the drive thinking about; life,
family, love, sex, work, spirituality, forgiveness, and choices. Feeling way better physically than yesterday. Drive through Amethyst Bay while staring at
the amethyst coloured sky. The names of the towns and roads make me giggle. Saw the Yellow Brick Rd (but didn't follow it) and also saw the Seldom Seen rd. . There was tons more, but those are the ones that stick out in my head. Get into Sudbury , check in and just relax.
