Saggy breasts or Implants

Saggy breasts or rock hard implants?

  • Go for it, but research a good doc first, and be ready for the future financial outfall as well.

    Votes: 17 53.1%
  • Let 'em go natural and teach her how to play hacksack with them for entertainment purposes

    Votes: 15 46.9%

  • Total voters
    32

georgebushmoron

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Say you've got an S.O. and you're thinking you're gonna stick with her long term. Her boobs are starting to look saggy, and you can imagine in the next couple of years they are going to look like Christmas stockings. She's been considering breast implants, but your research has found that 20% of them go super hard like bowling balls. And she wants you to pay for them (at $7K a shot each time they need to be redone).

Now say she left the decision completely to you. What would you do?
 
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Keep her around but spend the $7K on SP's :D .

Who's to say that she doesn't walk after the investment? Or she's one of the 20% and her implants goes hard (which I'm assuming you agree is a turn off).
 

lvshop

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Whoa!! We're at a dead tie here... 50/50

I say natural is best, but that's just me :)

If they're rock hard, how can you play with them? Wouldn't it take the "FUN" out of "FUNBAGS?" :D
 

rambler6

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The quote below from lvshop made me laugh. My old co-worker used to laugh at me for all the names I had for tits. Funbags being one of them. Also, snowcones, tata's, milkers, to name a few. The name we had for implants is "bolt ons". Anyone else got any.


lvshop said:
Whoa!! We're at a dead tie here... 50/50

I say natural is best, but that's just me :)

If they're rock hard, how can you play with them? Wouldn't it take the "FUN" out of "FUNBAGS?" :D
 
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Dredger

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Breasts or implants

Depends on what you want to do with them. If you're just looking, certainly enhanced will give them that great look but if you want to play with them(and we all do!!) natural is the only way to go. And the ones that have a great natural rack are to die for!
 

georgebushmoron

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Well of course a great NATURAL rack is best... but I'm talking about saggy ones that look like Christmas stockings. It's a dilemna for both sexes, I think. How can you play with saggy ones that may be longer (and thicker) than your dick? How can you play with silicone turned into rock-hard resin that hurt your chest when you lay on top of them?
 

lvshop

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Glad I made someone laugh today :)

I like my funbags... they are nice and natural, not TOO big, and definitely not too small... they are just more than a "handful" I would say :)
 

Dredger

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lvshop said:
Glad I made someone laugh today :)

I like my funbags... they are nice and natural, not TOO big, and definitely not too small... they are just more than a "handful" I would say :)
If they are just more than a "handful" and natural, they sound perfect to me!!!!
 

georgebushmoron

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Ones with lumps of coal in the bottom.
 

georgebushmoron

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My S.O. already has implants. It was just a hypothetical Q.
 
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