romantic girlfriend

[Aleister Crowley]

........My girl freind being the romantic sort, sent me a text...
> >
> > "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
.......If you are laughing, send me your smile.
...... If you are eating, send me a bite.
> > If you are drinking, send me a sip.
.......If you are crying, send me your tears.
> > I love you."
> >
> > I replied... "I am taking a dump. What should I do?"
> >
> ......fuk Goo's single again ...

 

[McDiver]

......

> > I replied... "I am taking a dump. What should I do?"

Was her reply "Dump me"

 

[luvsdaty]

Saw that joke on facebookound:ound:

 

[Banger77]

........My girl freind being the romantic sort, sent me a text...
> >
> > "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
.......If you are laughing, send me your smile.
...... If you are eating, send me a bite.
> > If you are drinking, send me a sip.
.......If you are crying, send me your tears.
> > I love you."
> >
> > I replied... "I am taking a dump. What should I do?"
> >
> ......fuk Goo's single again ...

ound:ound:ound: "I am taking a dump. What should I do?"
send her a pic; letting her see that you have healthy bowel movements???

 

[uncleg]

 

[the old maxx50]

Honesty if you can take a pee and a shit in the presents of your SO you have a good relationship .