Okay so I have been out of the game for quite some time. I have found good success with Tinder and other apps, but tonight was a different story. Dating apps let me down so I went onto LL to find some action. I didn't want to spend too much which was my first mistake. In the past I always knew you get what you pay for but tonight the Scottish in me won.... I contacted Robyn and she responded quickly and with quite coherent texts so I figured I would try her for a HH appt....I should have seen the red flag when about 3 mins before the scheduled time she texted and asked if I had condoms? I did, so that saved her a trip to the store and 5 bucks. After that question I heard nothing for a bit and finally she showed 30 mins late. I knew I was in for the run around and I should have just kicked her out but my curiosity won and decided to see how this played out. She had a drink I offered her and stripped(pics where very misleading) and got down to business right away. She gave literally the worst cbj I have ever had and gave up after about 5 mins and told me that she hated working up a sweat. She then bent over a shoved her smelly flat ass in my face and said she liked doggy style. At this point I knew my 200 was for more of a social experiment than to get me off. I got behind her and started to fuck her but it was so bad (the smell and the view) that after seconds I lost my hard on. I tried to keep going for a few more mins hoping it would come back but it wasn't going to so I got off her and said lets take a break and a drink. In the time it took me to grab my drink and take a gulp she already had her clothes on and was answering her phone on speakerphone and booking her next appointment. I really didn't care at this point and just wanted her out so maybe I could at least jerk off in peace. She left quickly after without even hitting the bathroom to clean up lol. Anyhow that 200 was a waste for sex but it was at least entertaining and a good reminder as to why I don't poon anymore. So just a heads up I'd avoid this chick. Im not going to proof read this because its late so all you grammar queens and critics save it.....fuck that was a night *face palm*
Robyn-27-(778)***-0716
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I don’t understand how she could be late when she is “ equipped with punctuality “. I guess her “best sense of humour ever “ was her shoving her smelly ass in your face and possibly laughing at it thinking “ man he is gonna know I ran out of toilet paper at home due to covid”.
Thanks for the heads up( or down in this case ) .
Thanks for the heads up( or down in this case ) .
