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[jack9011]

I just wanted to comment about some of the reviews I have read on here lately. A lot of perbs write a review describing in detail how they met an SP, how she looked "great" and treated him well... And then end it. They sometimes add that they don't want to put L/A/S in as it will degrade the experience. (like there is any way to degrade paying for sex) I for one, am here to find out who is a good SP and how much it will cost to visit and what services they will or won't provide to me. I don't want to call every woman on CL and ask them their prices, services etc and can't imagine they like being called and asked for that info either, which goes to why they don't put more info on adds... but that's another story.
Anyways... if you are going to do a review... please put in LAS, services and price... they are very important to some of us at least.

 

[zaphod42]

Lead by example

Jack,
You should likely contribute a few reviews before making requests like this.
Lead by example - more people may follow.

Z.

 

[JamieA]

Good point

Zaphod has a really good point.

Jack9011, lead by example and then maybe more posters will write reviews the way you like them. Hardly seems fair to only 'take' information and not give back to the forum, and then grade the forum reviews as not enough information.

Have fun pooning.

 

[athaire]

Jack,
You should likely contribute a few reviews before making requests like this.
Lead by example - more people may follow.

Z.

Agreed........and keep in mind also that the rules on this site are that no contact info is allowed unless the girls are paying advertisers so you must be aware of any intel you are putting out there.....

 

[littlejimbigher]

I just wanted to comment about some of the reviews I have read on here lately. A lot of perbs write a review describing in detail how they met an SP, how she looked "great" and treated him well... And then end it. They sometimes add that they don't want to put L/A/S in as it will degrade the experience. (like there is any way to degrade paying for sex) I for one, am here to find out who is a good SP and how much it will cost to visit and what services they will or won't provide to me. I don't want to call every woman on CL and ask them their prices, services etc and can't imagine they like being called and asked for that info either, which goes to why they don't put more info on adds... but that's another story.
Anyways... if you are going to do a review... please put in LAS, services and price... they are very important to some of us at least.

The services and price are things I always include in a review. The problem is in the LAS. Everyone has a different view on looks especially. A cute petite blonde that I find stunning might not make it for a guy who's into tall brunetttes. Attitude is subjective on how you treat the lady, you get what you give. An example will be in the review I post later today for a girl I seen Friday. I treated her like a lady and got treated the way I hoped to have been treated.

 

[bwaters]

Send a PM to the reviewer for more details.

 

[Pantherdash]

I just wanted to comment about some of the reviews I have read on here lately. A lot of perbs write a review describing in detail how they met an SP, how she looked "great" and treated him well... And then end it. They sometimes add that they don't want to put L/A/S in as it will degrade the experience. (like there is any way to degrade paying for sex) I for one, am here to find out who is a good SP and how much it will cost to visit and what services they will or won't provide to me. I don't want to call every woman on CL and ask them their prices, services etc and can't imagine they like being called and asked for that info either, which goes to why they don't put more info on adds... but that's another story.
Anyways... if you are going to do a review... please put in LAS, services and price... they are very important to some of us at least.

Oh ya, I'll get on that RIGHT AWAY leech!

You've been mooching off our reviews for 2 years, reading them like some would get off on Penthouse Forum (someone made mention the other day of creeps who get off just reading about our experiences) and now you want to tell us how we can improve YOUR experience?!?! How about from now on I draw you a composite picture of the girl and any interesting positions we may have tried. Or maybe I'll just bring a photographer with me. Would you like that better?

Begone leech!

Panther

 

[tarzana]

hahaha

well done pantherdash.i hate those guys.this one's posted 22 times and six are about boners in public swimming pools.HUH?
i love writing penthouse forum style and so do others.you find out alot besides the usual LAS.Personally i like to know things like location cleanliness,attire,kissing/oral styles,open-mindedness,her favourite positions,what gets her off,the mood of session,does she like it rough or soft,dirty talk,photos,she a moaner/screamer/squirter etc.... all things i try to write(not always well admittedly) into my review.
details.i want details.i'm spending time i want to make sure it's worth it.
and yeah, i get off on reliving my experiences and so do others.
and i'm sorry if dialing a phone is alot of work Jack9011.

 

[AA_Train]

Everybody hs the right to their own review style. I don't put the "gory" details because YMMV. My experience is my experience. It differs from person to person and I don't want to create unrealistic expectation for others or sell some of these ladies short if others have had a better experience. I try to give an impression of what type of person they are. I give a letter grade that rates the whole experience from first contact to the time i walk out the door. I don't just base it on service and services offered, I take int oaccount what type of person they are, their ability as a hostess, intelligenge and other unique and intangible qualities. As others have said, check out their websites, PM for more details or do some research. I don't give details because I guess I'm just old fashioned like that.

 

[tedsweettangv]

I agree with most of you guys

1) LAS is subjective, when I write a review I say that up front I also say that in the realm of human sexuality it is all YMMV, some people click, others don't. Some days you have the garlic pizza for lunch. It does give a short synopsis of what you thought of the session though and it is no less subjective than the long drawn out story. I usually put it at the top.

2) AT LEAST WRITE 1 FUCKING REVIEW before you go telling people how to write reviews. Everybody develops a style.

3) I rarely include the gory details. Part of it is because I suck in bed and part of it is because its nobodies business. The menu, damage, anything that sets the service apart good or bad (great blowjobs or bad smells etc.) should be included.

My 2 cents.

 

[jack9011]

all right

You would all be correct to some small degree except,

1) I have not benefited to any degree from your reviews as of yet. I have asked a few questions but as i have never pulled the trigger, I have not recieved any benefit.

2) I do not get any enjoyment out of reading your forum style reviews, if you read my OP, that is what I was complaining about.

3) I joined 2 years ago, you can probably tell, I came on the site for about 2 weeks, then split and just re-encountered it a few days ago.

My complaint is still valid, whether it hurt some of your feelings or not. It is more about the fact that SP's don't give info on rates and services in their ads, and many reviews don't either. I don't like the idea of having to call 10 SP's to just ask their rates and services...and didn't think they liked it either.
I am sorry I don't fit your classic mold of a pooner who can afford to blow all his money on SP's and then write about it. But you are wrong in your assessment of me. I was planning on visiting an SP soon, and then writing about it.
Those of you who wrote dickhead comments, I can see why you have to pay for sex.

 

[tarzana]

oh my god.you think because i'm on an escort site i pay for sex!!

the temerity.
write a review....then bitch about the other guys.
i don't pay for sex.i pay for awesome,dirty,sloppy see her when I want to sex.stuff girls don't usually do until they've met the parents.anal,swallowing,dirty,dirty photos,splatting on their faces etc.
i'm a good-looking guy and i'm not not without my charms.good job,nice car.so no, I don't have to.I CHOOSE to.
i also probably spend less than the chachis driving their Dad's car with their Winner's outfit, paying cover charge, $8 for a beer, to go home(if they've moved out) and have some chick lick around the edges and then pass out.
and no you didn't hit a nerve.