Review - Jenn

[ScottyTwoHotty]

Well, I went a week without seeing Jenn. The longest I have gone since I met her. I was going to hook up with her this weekend, but she took off to Edmonton. Amazing how stressed out a guy can get when he doesn`t get off for a week...
So anyhow... Called her in a panic this morning as I thought I might die. After all, I have heard rumors that if a guy doesn`t cum at least once a month, his balls will explode, causing sudden death. At least thats what I used to tell the girls when I was younger.
She got me in ASAP... I pulled up to the her place and she welcomed me as usual with her typical ``Hey Scotty my perverted little friend.`` And as usual, I got the best BBBJ of my life. Need I say more? She is a realistic gal, fun, great sense of humor, and if there was an award for blowjobs, she would be an Olympic Gold Medalist.
Only thing she did that jerked my chain, was pick on me about my hair again! Damn you woman, I`m going to shave my head. LOL
http://spar.com/home/profile.php?u=calgary_escort_jenn@hotmail.com

 

[CalgaryJenn]

Heeeeeey Scotster yes you were in need when you pulled into the JENN ER.....lol But I fixed ya right up and kicked yer ass out the door to face your next challenge of the day (Corporate Men). BTW I had a fab time in Edmonton and never had a care in the world about the world I left behind here...hehehe.

 

[big wally]

Jenn

It's called the "D.S.B's"
Deadly Sperm Build-Up.
Can be fatal, if untreated for long periods of time.
I, have seen a man actually explode, blow-up!
Must be treated, by a professional.
Jenn, sounds like she can handle the problem.
Whatever you do, don't blow-up

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

It's called the "D.S.B's"
Deadly Sperm Build-Up.
Can be fatal, if untreated for long periods of time.
I, have seen a man actually explode, blow-up!
Must be treated, by a professional.
Jenn, sounds like she can handle the problem.
Whatever you do, don't blow-up

LMFAO I knew there had to be a medical term for it.
Yeah....... She handles it well.

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

It's called the "D.S.B's"
Deadly Sperm Build-Up.
Can be fatal, if untreated for long periods of time.
I, have seen a man actually explode, blow-up!
Must be treated, by a professional.
Jenn, sounds like she can handle the problem.
Whatever you do, don't blow-up

AH HA!!! I have proof...
This guy didn't cum for 48 hours, and look what happened. He blew a hole in his sidewall!

 

[CalgaryJenn]

OMG GAK! I will never let that happen to "any" of you fine gents, please come to JENN's ER if you feel these symptons ....lmao

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

Jenn to the rescue! LOL Gooood girl!

 

[afterplay]

I'll tack my two bits on to the end here...

I saw Jenn a couple of months ago... gawd, has it really been that long. Not sure why I haven't got around to writing about it sooner. No real surprises - I had a pretty good idea of what she'd be like from her posts on the board, and her services are well documented. Her photos are completely accurate, given that, it's quite unnecessary for me to attach a subjective looks rating when you can make up your own mind.

We had a couple of hiccups trying to pick a time (my fault) but we did manage to hook up. Jenn was good about letting me reschedule. When I finally did get there I was pretty nervous, so we just blabbed for a while and relaxed. I understand why she has fans. High marks for attitude.

I finally decided to make some innuendo and get the session going. At the time, she ... wasn't in peak form, let's say. That wasn't a big problem as she knows possibly the sexiest phrase in a man's vocabulary: "I swallow." Jenn has good BBBJ technique, and unfortunately my schedule didn't permit me to stay longer because I could've stayed there all night like that. I think one of these day's I'll have to see her again when the full menu is available and when I have more time to play.

I think I smelled a hint of smoke - Jenn's mentioned smoking before. If it's not too strong it doesn't bother me, but some of you do care so I'll mention it.

Short version: Jenn was the highlight of that Friday night. I think I'd like round two.

 

[CalgaryJenn]

I'll tack my two bits on to the end here...

I saw Jenn a couple of months ago... gawd, has it really been that long. Not sure why I haven't got around to writing about it sooner. No real surprises - I had a pretty good idea of what she'd be like from her posts on the board, and her services are well documented. Her photos are completely accurate, given that, it's quite unnecessary for me to attach a subjective looks rating when you can make up your own mind.

We had a couple of hiccups trying to pick a time (my fault) but we did manage to hook up. Jenn was good about letting me reschedule. When I finally did get there I was pretty nervous, so we just blabbed for a while and relaxed. I understand why she has fans. High marks for attitude.

I finally decided to make some innuendo and get the session going. At the time, she ... wasn't in peak form, let's say. That wasn't a big problem as she knows possibly the sexiest phrase in a man's vocabulary: "I swallow." Jenn has good BBBJ technique, and unfortunately my schedule didn't permit me to stay longer because I could've stayed there all night like that. I think one of these day's I'll have to see her again when the full menu is available and when I have more time to play.

I think I smelled a hint of smoke - Jenn's mentioned smoking before. If it's not too strong it doesn't bother me, but some of you do care so I'll mention it.

Short version: Jenn was the highlight of that Friday night. I think I'd like round two.

AfterPlay, yes it has been a long time, and yes I did enjoy you thoughly, you were easy to talk to and a very easy going dude. I am glad I put your nervousness too rest. I try to keep the cigarette smoke to a minimum, especially if I know someone is coming to visit. You can call me for round two anytime, you were a blast. I will try not to open my door to Mother Nature this time, she is such a bitch....LOL.