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Review - Alexia

Zenmonkey

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Apr 21, 2015
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I texted her and she responded quickly. When she opened the door I was greeted by a young native women with saggy boobs a belly and a flat butt. I thought about leaving but sometimes the little man thinks more. He had surmised that she was a 4 and that would somehow mean low restrictions. I reminded him that I already had to pay an extra 40 on top of the 280 just to get bbbj included via text but he was all over the place. He was telling me there would be midget sex, her sister would arrive and all sorts of shit was about to go down because I just paid $320 to do it with a 4. $320 for a 4!!!! Needless to say he was wrong.

She delivered a fairly lackluster blow job that involved lengthy pauses... cough cardio cough. I watched the clock. It was like 3 mins of bj rest 3 mins bj rest. I started to speculate that perhaps it's some sort of interval training program and she's just building her metabolic threshold. Maybe her trainer prescribed it. I lied there while she took a break by giving me a hand job and thought "He should really get her to do squats. Less bannock, more squats.". Ten minutes into this though and I was certain our little engine who could, couldn't. Shit, I just reread that and it sounds kind of racist. Fuck it.

At this point I decided I needed to do something so I could leave with some shred of dignity. I opted for doggie finished and left. Also, pro tip, waxing your ass isn't just for gay men SP's. A tuft of hair there is kind of gross. I don't even know why. It just is.

Anyways, I won't repeat. Maybe it's your thing though. She has bad teeth too if that helps.

Have fun gents

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johnnydepth

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Best review ever! This is wrong on so many levels, but I am glad you shared. In a twisted sort of way this completely explains the issues I have with Winnipeg pooning.
 

jgg

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Damned little guys! Pictures of her look good. Sounds like she's a bait and switch?
 

Torrential

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Sorry you had a bad experience. $$$.2 is a costly experience...

Both the phone number and the images come back with hits for an escort in Kelowna. The ad there has many more photos which when checked out link to ads all over the world suggesting they've compiled them not even necessarily from the same person.
 

IBwell

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Jul 21, 2016
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Wow. I was texting her last night too! I was trying to figure out how she charges more than the Montreal allstars with zero info out there. Now I know. Thanks for the TOFFT. Rough one.
 

jgg

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Everyone should book her then no show.
Zero mercy for these disgusting B&S artists.
Ruin pooning for everyone including the good SP's
Been done. Usually twice from two phones.
 

Zenmonkey

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Apr 21, 2015
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Thanks gents. No worries. Sometimes it's good, sometimes its bad. That's just what we sign up for every time we knock on that door.
 

Joebrusk

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She is very very bad. I would at she is Waste of time and money!!!!!!
 
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