RANT Frustration

[agent_smith]

Okay it's a bit of a rant, and I don't mean to offend anyone.

Here is the situation,

I have ~6hrs to kill in van before my connecting flight, and of course I thought I would kill some time with some company. I get in ~8pm, hopefully. However some of the people I have contacted seem to discourage a visit, at least that is what I gather from the emails. I understand that it's a one time thing since I'm not a local, but if you travel to another city advertising isn't it the same thing?

Anyways I am just frustrated, and ranting. sorry.

AS

 

[seattleknights]

Just imagine Agent Smith thinking about an encounter on his flight. Probably getting excited then trying to get through the secruity checkpoint with something obvoiusly in his pocket. Sounds like a frisk job and a strip search.

 

[agent_smith]

It's not really short notice, I was planning ahead. My trip is in a few weeks.

Any hottie won't do, I did do a little research to the type of company I would like to visit and went from there.

Yeah I'll be all excited at security and get strip searched like in Deuce Bigalow. Spread your cheeks again!

 

[agent_smith]

here's a good idea smith..

post here exactly what type of lady you're looking for; and the aproximate date you'll be here, as well as how much time you'd like to spend...and ask for the ladies to PM you! We do have other ladies here that don't contribute, so you might even get a PM from them!

Good Luck..~A~

As per ~A~ suggestions
<center><h3>Your mission should you choose to accept it</h3></center>

<h5>Description</h5>
As a special assistant to guide and entertainer to our envoy, who is a atheletic, cute and boyish looking. Because of your special skills as a trained agent with the following traits:
<ul>
<li>A sense of humor, or the ability to laugh at bad humor, such as this</li>
<li>A rendezvous location that is within 1/2 hr to and 1hr from the airport</li>
<li>GFE style</li>
</ul>

<h5>Mission Details</h5>
These are the following details of the encounter
<ul>
<li>In roughly 2 weeks time rendezvous with our agent</li>
<li>Spending 2, possible more hours with our envoy, protecting him from the evil</li>
<li>During the evening and possible late evening</li>
</ul>

For more details or questions please PM.

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