Portia Payne - meh

Bartdude

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As with a lot of ladies, good news and bad news.

Good news - her pics are out of this world, and although they're heavily airbrushed, physically she is the real deal. What greeted me at the door was pretty much exactly what was in the pics. This was encouraging, because the most recent experience I'd had - with a certain Vancouver-based SP - was awful, after I discovered what was at the door was about 40 pounds heavier and nowhere near what was reflected in the pics. This girl is hot.

Bad news - service was very 'meh' - and she is one of those hyper-paranoid SP's who are so freaked out about bodily fluids, etc - that the service is compromised. She was grabbing the condom the entire time, and pulled me out as I was coming. I mean...really? :rolleyes:

Can't even say it was just great to be able to do it with someone that hot, as the service was very stilted, fake, and limited.

Too bad - if she were even decent, her looks would compensate - and she's very polite and pleasant. But her service is among the worst I've had in years.
 
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SlimSugar

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Hey nice review. Its nice to see people posting honest reviews without getting slammed by others.
 

Bartdude

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Sorry can't tell you. I did a review but she had it deleted, along with all the rest of her reviews, many of which were apparently good. I would assume she's now on the infamous "do not review" list.
 
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