Pooning in Syria

[Hardlover]

Bumped into somebody at a club who is planning to go to Syria for looking. He said it's cheap and beautiful women. Told him this is the craziest thing ever but it seems he has made up his mind.

Thoughts?

 

[wilde]

I hear Somalia and Honduras is even better...

 

[VanessaofBC]

Bumped into somebody at a club who is planning to go to Syria for looking. He said it's cheap and beautiful women. Told him this is the craziest thing ever but it seems he has made up his mind.

Thoughts?

Isn't there a war in Syria right now? Thoughts!?! THATS FVKEN CRAZY.

 

[vancity_cowboy]

i've read that during the war in what was jugoslavia, a woman could be had for a tin of tuna... just sayin'

 

[Fullhouse]

i've read that during the war in what was jugoslavia, a woman could be had for a tin of tuna... just sayin'

That sounds pretty fishy to me......

 

[allhorsesaresamecolour]

Are you guys stupid? Do you know how hot Syrian women are? I'd say it's definitely worth risking your life going there, even if you have to deal with a chemical attack or three.

 

[VanessaofBC]

Are you guys stupid? Do you know how hot Syrian women are? I'd say it's definitely worth risking your life going there, even if you have to deal with a chemical attack or three.
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or at least try not to get shot.

 

[vancity_cowboy]

never mind bed bath and beyond - it looks like hair colouring salons are the business to get into

 

[VanessaofBC]

Do they even issue Visas to Syria right now???

edit: http://www.canadainternational.gc.ca/syria-syrie/visas/index.aspx?lang=eng

Canada Suspends Embassy Operations in Syria

The visa and immigration section of the Embassy in Damascus is closed until further notice.

Applicants for temporary resident visas and student and work permits are directed to submit their application to either the Embassy of Canada in Beirut or the Embassy of Canada in Amman.

 

[allhorsesaresamecolour]

Do they even issue Visas to Syria right now???

edit: http://www.canadainternational.gc.ca/syria-syrie/visas/index.aspx?lang=eng

You'd have to sneak in from Turkey/Lebanon.

 

[Horse99]

If Syria doesn't work out for him, Iraq is right next door.....maybe he's a travelling bible salesman.

 

[VanessaofBC]

You'd have to sneak in from Turkey/Lebanon.

Shit, sounds like a lot of fun!!!!!ound:

 

[allhorsesaresamecolour]

If Syria doesn't work out for him, Iraq is right next door.....maybe he's a travelling bible salesman.

I think Iraq is safer than Syria right now actually

 

[vancity_cowboy]

Shit, sounds like a lot of fun!!!!!ound:

yeah, everybody seems to be into adventure vacations lately - there's one for you, lol

 

[allhorsesaresamecolour]

Shit, sounds like a lot of fun!!!!!ound:

I'm guessing the guy OP met at the club is either Syrian himself or Iranian or Russian? I think these are the only nationalities that can go in legally now. If he's Iranian or Russian, I really feel bad for him because if the rebels catch him, they'll definitely think he's there to help Assad and I don't even want to imagine what they'll do to him.

 

[Tugela]

I'm guessing the guy OP met at the club is either Syrian himself or Iranian or Russian? I think these are the only nationalities that can go in legally now. If he's Iranian or Russian, I really feel bad for him because if the rebels catch him, they'll definitely think he's there to help Assad and I don't even want to imagine what they'll do to him.

Probably the same thing they will do if they catch him going there on a sex vacation to exploit their women.

 

[BORKO]

I think Iraq is safer than Syria right now actually

Girls from the middle east are hot though. In fact, the hottest girl I met this year is from Iraq.

 

[VanessaofBC]

Syria: 100% Disengaged Workforce

Since the tail end of the Arab Spring, Syria has been a serial global news feature, drawing global attention over its brutal civil war. Historically a nondemocratic, lower-middle income country, Syrian workers currently faces a slew of reform issues. For one, their historical independence on oil is a bigger issue than most—in recent years, decreasing reserves has led Syria to become a net importer of oil products, despite its reliance on exporting the resource. Since the civil war, the economy overall has also shrunk by around 35%, and political instability has put a freeze on foreign investment. A shambled state bureaucracy and an underperforming crisis economy explains why 0% of full-time Syrian workers demonstrate work engagement according to the study. 55% score as emotionally disconnected, and 45% report to be negative and potentially hostile towards their jobs.

SOURCE: http://www.therichest.com/rich-list/poorest-list/weekend-warriors-the-10-most-bored-workforces-in-the-world/10
Interesting......