Pooners Code of Honour

[agentwhite]

Who follows it here?

Rules

#1: Never steal a fellow pooners booking for a session
#2: Act like a gentleman and expect to be treated like one
#3: Tip SP's and MPA's generously for courteous and friendly service
#4: Nod to fellow pooners in the hallway of MPA or incall
#5: Don't eat strong smelling foods such as garlic or curry before a session
#6: Leave a huge dump if the SP proves to be B&S or provides lesser than advertised services
#7: Never overstay the booked appointment time with an SP or MPA
#8: Always shower before the start of a session
#9: Do NOT talk about pooning with non-pooning friends/colleagues
#10: Poon and don't look back!

 

[badbadboy]

Who follows it here?

Rules

#1: Never steal a fellow pooners booking for a session

Boy do I remember that one -

"Sorry I have to re book you for another time"

Me - how so?

"Oh one of my long term regulars came into town. I was supposed to see him tomorrow but he switched days on me, sorry!"

Me - So why not see him later in the day after I have seen you? I booked this appt over a week ago and you told me you were free that day.

"He wants to take me out for dinner too"

Me - ok fine and BTW don't bother texting me for a make up date.

To which see lost her cool.

 

[agentwhite]

hmmm....
how do #2 and #6 coexist?

well yes you do always act like a gentlemen but drastic actions call for drastic measures.

 

[agentwhite]

Boy do I remember that one -

"Sorry I have to re book you for another time"

Me - how so?

"Oh one of my long term regulars came into town. I was supposed to see him tomorrow but he switched days on me, sorry!"

Me - So why not see him later in the day after I have seen you? I booked this appt over a week ago and you told me you were free that day.

"He wants to take me out for dinner too"

Me - ok fine and BTW don't bother texting me for a make up date.

To which see lost her cool.

sorry to hear that the fellow pooner and combined in this case with the SP in a display of extremely poor customer service.

stay tuned for a SP code of honour that I will soon post.

 

[wildboys]

I would add, not outing the SP or MPA attendant as they too have a 'regular' life/career, such as that US SP who was a former Olympian, and outed by a pooner to the media.

 

[kickback]

This is hardly a code but it is your personal opinion and we all have one. #6 is ignorant...IMO

 

[lenny]

"#6: Leave a huge dump if the SP proves to be B&S or provides lesser than advertised services"

Is item number 6 meant literally? What if you got nothing in the tank to leave ATM?

In a B & S situation one could cancell the appointment with the SP, demand a refund if payment has already been made, make a complaint to management and report it online. IOW raise a stink.

 

[agentwhite]

"#6: Leave a huge dump if the SP proves to be B&S or provides lesser than advertised services"

Is item number 6 meant literally? What if you got nothing in the tank to leave ATM?

In a B & S situation one could cancell the appointment with the SP, demand a refund if payment has already been made, make a complaint to management and report it online. IOW raise a stink.

nope not to be taken literal in meaning. what is meant by leaving a huge dump is to complain to the SP/agency regarding the B&S or lesser than advertised services.

 

[agentwhite]

so if a "huge dump" means complain then what does this mean below????????????

being a man, stepping up and voicing your displeasure with the said B&S or unfulfilled services. from what I've heard over the years, a lot of pooners talk a tough game over the internet but don't have the balls to voice what they should have received.

 

[agentwhite]

How about you will respect the ladies hourly charge and will not be a knob trying to be a price negotiator.

who said anything about negotiating price? sounds like maybe some of the tricks that you use of SP's. You screwed up dude.

 

[agentwhite]

ok...don't know where all the hate is coming from here? I'm not against any input from any other members..that's why I posted it in the lounge! Duh! A lot of negative and obviously hateful posters came into the thread posting a lot of hate and angst regarding one of the items on the code of honour list. I think it's great if everyone gave their input, just minus all of the smart ass remarks.

 

[agentwhite]

Ohhh so you don't want any input from other pooners on what should be on your special list.

Why don't you call it agentwhite's code with no additions by anyone else. Only what agent white wants to see in a session.

I've never negotiated a price. The ladies posted price for their time is the price that you pay.

No need to be a jerk about it.

It'll be real interesting to see what you label as "input". Maybe you were brought up by being ridiculed and goated by other people your whole life so you think that's normal.

 

[agentwhite]

Ahhhhh such a laughable troll. No other need to get into a discussion with you. I can see where this is going. A code of conduct is a great idea but not when it's just one person's input. Keep doing what you do agent white. I'll just add you to my ignore list now. Bye

Just what I thought, you would use the good o'l troll card. Every point that I've defended you on you've had NO comeback. Just shows what a big mouth you got on you. I welcome all positive and constructive input for everybody. You sir are not welcome in that discussion.

 

[kickback]

Just what I thought, you would use the good o'l troll card. Every point that I've defended you on you've had NO comeback. Just shows what a big mouth you got on you. I welcome all positive and constructive input for everybody. You sir are not welcome in that discussion.

Wow Mr. Agent White, you sure have some issues. You may yourself be in need of a 'code of conduct' to follow on this board

 

[luvsdaty]

Don't bring rolled coin or Canadian tire money as partial payment :-D

 

[PlayfulAlex]

Don't bring rolled coin or Canadian tire money as partial payment :-D

I don't know...some people might appreciate the laundry money...ok, maybe not! :crazy:

 

[tantalizeme]

Who follows it here?

Rules

#1: Never steal a fellow pooners booking for a session
#2: Act like a gentleman and expect to be treated like one
#3: Tip SP's and MPA's generously for courteous and friendly service
#4: Nod to fellow pooners in the hallway of MPA or incall
#5: Don't eat strong smelling foods such as garlic or curry before a session
#6: Leave a huge dump if the SP proves to be B&S or provides lesser than advertised services
#7: Never overstay the booked appointment time with an SP or MPA
#8: Always shower before the start of a session
#9: Do NOT talk about pooning with non-pooning friends/colleagues
#10: Poon and don't look back!

Wow, brother, thanks for your effort!

With a few modifications, I like your list—especially with the additions suggested by cuteangie.

Obviously, a standardized "honor code" won't easily catch on in this community of headstrong individualists. But I think it's a good idea for all of us to have our own personalized RULES FOR CIVILIZED POONING. And your list certainly opens discussion.

My 3 quibbles with your list are:

#1: Never steal a fellow pooner's booking for a session. Obviously, that's rarely in a pooner's control. If you arrive, and the lady just goes ahead even though it conflicts with a previous booking, you can hardly be expected to pull out and pack up when the other pooner arrives.

#6: "Leave a huge dump..." It's not my style to lose my temper. Once I've plunked down my cash, I always just try to make the best of what's possible with a given SP. If she provides less than I had been led to expect by her ad, well, I chalk it up to experience, appreciate the good SPs all the more by contrast, and of course skip any end-of-session appreciation tip.

#9: Do NOT talk about pooning with non-pooning friends/colleagues. Here I don't follow your logic. Out of self-protective interest you might, of course, keep mum about your pooning activities.

But if, like me, you're on a mission to help change society and make sex work fully acceptable and respectable, pooners like you and me should proudly speak up wherever possible and let other men in on the joys of this hobby. Why be stingy and keep such a good thing all to ourselves?

But overall, brother, I applaud your effort in this thread and your "Don't-I-wish-SPs-would-be-like-this!" companion thread. Happy pooning.

 

[agentwhite]

Wow, brother, thanks for your effort!

With a few modifications, I like your list—especially with the additions suggested by cuteangie.

Obviously, a standardized "honor code" won't easily catch on in this community of headstrong individualists. But I think it's a good idea for all of us to have our own personalized RULES FOR CIVILIZED POONING. And your list certainly opens discussion.

My 3 quibbles with your list are:

#1: Never steal a fellow pooner's booking for a session. Obviously, that's rarely in a pooner's control. If you arrive, and the lady just goes ahead even though it conflicts with a previous booking, you can hardly be expected to pull out and pack up when the other pooner arrives.

#6: "Leave a huge dump..." It's not my style to lose my temper. Once I've plunked down my cash, I always just try to make the best of what's possible with a given SP. If she provides less than I had been led to expect by her ad, well, I chalk it up to experience, appreciate the good SPs all the more by contrast, and of course skip any end-of-session appreciation tip.

#9: Do NOT talk about pooning with non-pooning friends/colleagues. Here I don't follow your logic. Out of self-protective interest you might, of course, keep mum about your pooning activities.

But if, like me, you're on a mission to help change society and make sex work fully acceptable and respectable, pooners like you and me should proudly speak up wherever possible and let other men in on the joys of this hobby. Why be stingy and keep such a good thing all to ourselves?

But overall, brother, I applaud your effort in this thread and your "Don't-I-wish-SPs-would-be-like-this!" companion thread. Happy pooning.

Thanks for the support tantelizeme! I appreciate the comments and suggestions! Yes, I do agree with your humbleness on #1 and 6 of the code on honour. It would be great if you could possibly release a refined list for the pooners and terbies alike. I also want to say that I appreciate all of the private messages from the pooners on here supporting me for being courageous and thoughtful to post the "code of honour".

 

[lenny]

No matter how much I try, I can’t wrap my head around leaving a mess, sneaking off and then trying to rationalize and form alliances of bad behaviour.

If you don’t know any “Old men”, I would suggest you do some volunteer work at a Veterans retirement home and talk to real men about “Being a Man” and living with “Honour”.

No hate dude, just a point a view from a lifestyle that would seem very different from your own.

And yet the poster expressed something quite the opposite of what you describe as "leaving a mess, sneaking off", which could be considered dishonorable, namely "being a man, stepping up and voicing your displeasure".

3903

 

[lenny]

No he's not a man! By his own definition btw.
If he was, he would step up to the plate and admit that #6 was poor judgement instead of claiming some hidden meaning and that the list is a work in progress that should go through several revisions before it reaches it final form.

Where is this alleged "definition" you speak of? You didn't post it or any reference to it.

Hidden meaning? To you, perhaps? Can you leave a literal dump on demand at any time? I could, but only about one time in 10,000 tries. Burping is something i can do everytime, 100% of the time, at your request. Burp. See?

But a literal dump, in the toilet, would be entirely normal under the circumstances described by the OP. Especially if i was able & badly needed to go. That's the least the rip off artists could offer me. And hopefully it would stink to high heaven. But what would you do, praise them for their great service, as you left with a smile, LOL. Phony.