Pooner's code of conduct

PM_Slayer

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This is not for all perberts but most of you

Service providers choose to be in this industry to provide for themselves. This industry is a lifestyle change. Escorts make a name for themselves due to review boards and repeat clientele.

Escorts put a lot of time and money into being the persona they have created for you, to appreciate and enjoy.

I have watched this board for sometime now and decided I wanted to share my voice, thoughts and opinions.

It’s absolutely disgusting that a high amount of men that participate on this board have no respect for woman.

I completely agree if a woman is a bait and switch, and is not the one in the photo or if a woman is robbing potential clientele. You make the choice to see the lady and choose once you arrive if you are going to stay or not.

Some of you men have no qualms about calling a service provider fat. Do you know that most men in that participate in pooning are over weight, not attractive, have poor hygiene and come to see the escort with a bad attitude, that if I am paying for it I can behave anyways I like. There is a reason why most men participate in this hobby, as they do not have the communication skills and respect to meet a lady. Don’t think that every man that walks through an escort’s door is a Tom Cruise. (This does not apply to married men)

You need to clean yourself properly and take care of your hygiene. It’s so disgusting, even after an accompanied shower and the escort cleaning you, that your foreskin still spells like “broccoli propane” and you leave skid marks across the clean white linens of the escorts play zone.

Brush you teeth, go the extra mile. Some of you have halitosis and your diet affects your breath.

Understand and realize that these women have feelings and they are providing a service for you. They are allowing this hobby to be a hobby.

Come on guys, we see escorts for the simple fact that were thinking with the little head below and want to bust a nut. Whenever I read about this whole clicking thing it really pisses me off, it isn’t the love connection. You cannot expect to meet a lady onetime and have instant chemistry that is real.

Most women are active on these boards and remember they read what you write about them. These women have feelings and are people to.

Try putting yourself in the escort’s position. Would you enjoy some asshole coming to see you, with a poor attitude, Smelling bad, your not attracted to him in the least and you have to sleep with him. Then he turns around and bashes you on some public review board. Whenever he sees a positive review about the escort he has to add something negative to the thread.

Most say that escorts need to have a thick skin, but I believe that most have of you have forgotten that escorts are people.

Vancouver escorts are great and it’s time that they started being appreciated.

Escorts are inviting you into there space, so be a gentleman.

PM_Slayer
 

Cliffy Ronaldo

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If an escort doesn't want to be reviewed, there is a "do not review" option on this board.

Anyone who provides a service or sticks their neck out for anything is taking a risk that someone somewhere, either anonymously or to their face, will tell them they aren't any good. The secret in life is to decide whether there is any truth to that person's opinion and take appropriate action... or to ignore it and realize that "haters are gonna hate".

Anonymous review boards are flawed in their very nature. Nobody has to put their (true) reputation on the line when they write, excepting the SPs if they choose to participate. The value of the reviews and opinions on this board have IMO declined significantly over the past few years as shilling, semi-shilling and fan-boy reviews have become the norm, and really critical insightful comments have declined in both quantity and quality.

I don't know if one of my posts got under your skin, but this board is only useful to us if someone calls a spade a spade. Yes, it's now officially an "advertising and discussion" board, but originally it was for pooners to help each other out and avoid rip-offs. Back in the dark days before the Internet EVERY encounter with an SP was a "TOFTT", generally the team being only oneself.

I appreciate your sentiments that the gentlemen (and knaves) on this board should increase their respect level for all SPs, but never at the expense of honest review and critique of the services we are paying for.
 

Bartdude

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This is not for all perberts but most of you

Service providers choose to be in this industry to provide for themselves. This industry is a lifestyle change. Escorts make a name for themselves due to review boards and repeat clientele.

Escorts put a lot of time and money into being the persona they have created for you, to appreciate and enjoy.

I have watched this board for sometime now and decided I wanted to share my voice, thoughts and opinions.

It’s absolutely disgusting that a high amount of men that participate on this board have no respect for woman.

I completely agree if a woman is a bait and switch, and is not the one in the photo or if a woman is robbing potential clientele. You make the choice to see the lady and choose once you arrive if you are going to stay or not.

Some of you men have no qualms about calling a service provider fat. Do you know that most men in that participate in pooning are over weight, not attractive, have poor hygiene and come to see the escort with a bad attitude, that if I am paying for it I can behave anyways I like. There is a reason why most men participate in this hobby, as they do not have the communication skills and respect to meet a lady. Don’t think that every man that walks through an escort’s door is a Tom Cruise. (This does not apply to married men)

You need to clean yourself properly and take care of your hygiene. It’s so disgusting, even after an accompanied shower and the escort cleaning you, that your foreskin still spells like “broccoli propane” and you leave skid marks across the clean white linens of the escorts play zone.

Brush you teeth, go the extra mile. Some of you have halitosis and your diet affects your breath.

Understand and realize that these women have feelings and they are providing a service for you. They are allowing this hobby to be a hobby.

Come on guys, we see escorts for the simple fact that were thinking with the little head below and want to bust a nut. Whenever I read about this whole clicking thing it really pisses me off, it isn’t the love connection. You cannot expect to meet a lady onetime and have instant chemistry that is real.

Most women are active on these boards and remember they read what you write about them. These women have feelings and are people to.

Try putting yourself in the escort’s position. Would you enjoy some asshole coming to see you, with a poor attitude, Smelling bad, your not attracted to him in the least and you have to sleep with him. Then he turns around and bashes you on some public review board. Whenever he sees a positive review about the escort he has to add something negative to the thread.

Most say that escorts need to have a thick skin, but I believe that most have of you have forgotten that escorts are people.

Vancouver escorts are great and it’s time that they started being appreciated.

Escorts are inviting you into there space, so be a gentleman.

PM_Slayer
Tell us some things we don't know. :rolleyes:

 

Bad Santa

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Adriana✿;1003420 said:
I wish we could review the men. LOL What a gong show, drama fest that would be.
Why don't you start your own review board for SP's. Those reviews on men would probably be way more entertaining than PERB. What a hoot that would be!!:cool:
 

CheeseBurgers

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Adriana✿;1003420 said:
I wish we could review the men. LOL What a gong show, drama fest that would be.
I wish SP's would.Mabye give the guys who show up that are not ass clowns and nice to deal with a way to break the ice with a new SP.

I for one allways show up clean as a whistle and try my best not to smell of smoke if the girl I am seeing is a non-smoker so I usually spray a lil febreze on myself before headeding in.

I guess it is all in the way the guy wants to come off.I have more fun if the girl I am with is not all up tight and just having a bunch of fun as that is how I like to go about things.No I am not god's gift to SP's but I know how to treat a lady like a lady and as some one put it "a bag with a few holes in it".
 

Adriana✿

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Yes. Yes I have. I consider them battle wounds. Flashback of Vietnam LOL Forever scarred by those memories. I will save you and not go into detail. *shudder*

what is worst is when they shower and it just ripens them up *shudder, shudder* Just happened again on my Calgary trip. I had to cut it short saying I was getting my moonflow and gave him a refund. Guys come in from the Oil rig camps with a pocket full of money and have to re-learn how we do it in civilization LOL A soapy wash cloth is your friend!

*clapping for PM Slayer* Well said.
 

nex169

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Adriana✿;1003437 said:
OH no you don't! Trust me on this. Just trust me. Thank goodness only 5% of the male population that visits us needs to be power washed with a fire hose LOL
That bad? really? wow.
 

uncleg

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Adriana✿;1003420 said:
I wish we could review the men. LOL What a gong show, drama fest that would be.
And why can't you ???????????
 

mariner

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This is not for all perberts but most of you

Service providers choose to be in this industry to provide for themselves. This industry is a lifestyle change. Escorts make a name for themselves due to review boards and repeat clientele.

Escorts put a lot of time and money into being the persona they have created for you, to appreciate and enjoy.

I have watched this board for sometime now and decided I wanted to share my voice, thoughts and opinions.

It’s absolutely disgusting that a high amount of men that participate on this board have no respect for woman.

I completely agree if a woman is a bait and switch, and is not the one in the photo or if a woman is robbing potential clientele. You make the choice to see the lady and choose once you arrive if you are going to stay or not.

Some of you men have no qualms about calling a service provider fat. Do you know that most men in that participate in pooning are over weight, not attractive, have poor hygiene and come to see the escort with a bad attitude, that if I am paying for it I can behave anyways I like. There is a reason why most men participate in this hobby, as they do not have the communication skills and respect to meet a lady. Don’t think that every man that walks through an escort’s door is a Tom Cruise. (This does not apply to married men)

You need to clean yourself properly and take care of your hygiene. It’s so disgusting, even after an accompanied shower and the escort cleaning you, that your foreskin still spells like “broccoli propane” and you leave skid marks across the clean white linens of the escorts play zone.

Brush you teeth, go the extra mile. Some of you have halitosis and your diet affects your breath.

Understand and realize that these women have feelings and they are providing a service for you. They are allowing this hobby to be a hobby.

Come on guys, we see escorts for the simple fact that were thinking with the little head below and want to bust a nut. Whenever I read about this whole clicking thing it really pisses me off, it isn’t the love connection. You cannot expect to meet a lady onetime and have instant chemistry that is real.

Most women are active on these boards and remember they read what you write about them. These women have feelings and are people to.

Try putting yourself in the escort’s position. Would you enjoy some asshole coming to see you, with a poor attitude, Smelling bad, your not attracted to him in the least and you have to sleep with him. Then he turns around and bashes you on some public review board. Whenever he sees a positive review about the escort he has to add something negative to the thread.

Most say that escorts need to have a thick skin, but I believe that most have of you have forgotten that escorts are people.

Vancouver escorts are great and it’s time that they started being appreciated.

Escorts are inviting you into there space, so be a gentleman.

PM_Slayer
IfGFE then i treat it as such, as if i am coming to visit a gf flowers, bottle of good wine, chocolate,and always good hygine,
they go the extra mile with that service we can to. i have talked about the profession with some and an attitude of you give me money i give you sex, fair trade. Some started to think, i am giving it away all the time why not get something for it. best of sps to find.
a true statement or not, if it makes both of us more comfortable can't be all bad
 

Major2

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I'm new to all this and I totally agree to the Pooner's code of conduct. SP's should print it out and give it to all the guys that see them. My first SP was last week and since then I've seen three of them...since I'm on a quest to find a regular. I like to share a bottle of wine first and get to know the woman. It just makes the experience so much more enjoyable and pleasurable when you connect. My experience has been a fun adventure and I will be posting my story with reviews next week sometime. For all you newbies like me....treat SP's with respect...and normally, you shall receive that in return.
 

Harmony-bc

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This is not for all perberts but most of you

It’s absolutely disgusting that a high amount of men that participate on this board have no respect for woman.
I strongly disagree that it would be most. It is more like 1%. The men that are the rudest, just have the loudest voices. I have many clients from here, and they are great guys. If most were assholes, I would choose to not spend money advertising here.
I completely agree if a woman is a bait and switch, and is not the one in the photo or if a woman is robbing potential clientele. You make the choice to see the lady and choose once you arrive if you are going to stay or not.
Very true. I agree!!
Do you know that most men in that participate in pooning are over weight, not attractive, have poor hygiene and come to see the escort with a bad attitude, that if I am paying for it I can behave anyways I like. There is a reason why most men participate in this hobby, as they do not have the communication skills and respect to meet a lady. Don’t think that every man that walks through an escort’s door is a Tom Cruise. (This does not apply to married men)
I disagree again. I have quite a few young, fit, sexy, single clients. I also have quite a few over weight, socially awkward, married clients. I kind of prefer the over weight, not so attractive, socially inept guy. I definitely feel more sexy and confident, when I am the only hot one, lol. Men have hardons a couple of times a day. They think about sex a lot. Testosterone drives them. All types of men pay for sex. There is no stereotypical guy. :)

I also think Tom Cruise has not been hot since Risky Business.

Maybe due to the way I advertise, I seem to attract and keep nice guys. Its been years since I've had a problem client.


Brush you teeth, go the extra mile. Some of you have halitosis and your diet affects your breath.

Understand and realize that these women have feelings and they are providing a service for you. They are allowing this hobby to be a hobby.
I agree. I am a non smoker. However, I have mouthwash, and gum. I have no problem telling someone to use mouthwash. I like to be comfortable when I play, and really it does affect your mileage. If the mouthwash doesn't work, don't be surprised if I pop some gum in your mouth, hahaha
Come on guys, we see escorts for the simple fact that were thinking with the little head below and want to bust a nut. Whenever I read about this whole clicking thing it really pisses me off, it isn’t the love connection. You cannot expect to meet a lady onetime and have instant chemistry that is real.
Again, I disagree. I have had clients that I have had instant chemistry with. I have also had sessions that were not as much fun due to lack of common ground, which is why I love internet advertising. Men can research me and see if we will click and most of the time we do. It makes for a lot of fun on both sides. If all anybody wanted to do was bust a nut, then everybody would want half hour sessions or shorter. I do a lot of dinner dates. I have half hour sessions on my site, but I have not done one in a year or so.
Try putting yourself in the escort’s position. Would you enjoy some asshole coming to see you, with a poor attitude, Smelling bad, your not attracted to him in the least and you have to sleep with him.
I don't understand why I would have to sleep with him, if I don't want to. If the asshole with a poor attitude, smell bad (I offer accompanied showers, so this is not really an issue :)) But the poor attitude will not be staying. I would politely but firmly show him the door. I would not even charge him. I don't need the headache.:) I can find something in everybody to be attracted to (unless you're a veal/dairy farm owner), I can find something really sexy about the situation. If its so bad then I can use my imagination to have fun.
Then he turns around and bashes you on some public review board. Whenever he sees a positive review about the escort he has to add something negative to the thread.
I've always thought that was in poor taste. Go write your own review, lol
Vancouver escorts are great and it’s time that they started being appreciated.

Escorts are inviting you into there space, so be a gentleman.

PM_Slayer
Yeah, that's right!!! You tell them !!

I would add one thing to the list: Never cross the Streams.


Seriously though every SP has the right of refusal. If you don't like the guy, he smells of cabbages and has a glass eyeball that rolls around like a bowling ball* then isn't there a polite way to just say "uh huh, isn't going to happen"?
I don't mind the glass eye or the smelling of cabbage. I have a fully stocked shower. Most smelly problems are easy to fix. If not, due to some medical issue. I would still see the person. I would just put a dab of aromatherapy oil under my nose. I would refuse a client if I thought he was mean, might be a problem, etc.
...also SP's have a black list right? Technically that is a review board in that they can post about the bad apples and let others weed out the fellas who are either violent, on-the-twattish-side or leave dollops of poo in strategic areas around the apartment.
We do. There are several. Most other review boards have lady only sections.


IfGFE then i treat it as such, as if i am coming to visit a gf flowers, bottle of good wine, chocolate,and always good hygine,
mmmm, chocolate :)
 

adventure123

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A lot of ladies are losing customers by posting in this thread.
I suspect the customers they are losing are the ones that they would be *delighted* to lose ... :) I don't find any of the postings by the ladies offensive. In fact, I'm rather pre-disposed to check out Adriana and Ms. Harmony BC, now!

Much of what's been written here is just common sense. Unfortunately, common sense isn't [common]. Too bad...
 

hunsperger

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I strongly disagree that it would be most. It is more like 1%. The men that are the rudest, just have the loudest voices. I have many clients from here, and they are great guys. If most were assholes, I would choose to not spend money advertising here.
Very true. I agree!!

I disagree again. I have quite a few young, fit, sexy, single clients. I also have quite a few over weight, socially awkward, married clients. I kind of prefer the over weight, not so attractive, socially inept guy. I definitely feel more sexy and confident, when I am the only hot one, lol. Men have hardons a couple of times a day. They think about sex a lot. Testosterone drives them. All types of men pay for sex. There is no stereotypical guy. :)

I also think Tom Cruise has not been hot since Risky Business.

Maybe due to the way I advertise, I seem to attract and keep nice guys. Its been years since I've had a problem client.



I agree. I am a non smoker. However, I have mouthwash, and gum. I have no problem telling someone to use mouthwash. I like to be comfortable when I play, and really it does affect your mileage. If the mouthwash doesn't work, don't be surprised if I pop some gum in your mouth, hahaha

Again, I disagree. I have had clients that I have had instant chemistry with. I have also had sessions that were not as much fun due to lack of common ground, which is why I love internet advertising. Men can research me and see if we will click and most of the time we do. It makes for a lot of fun on both sides. If all anybody wanted to do was bust a nut, then everybody would want half hour sessions or shorter. I do a lot of dinner dates. I have half hour sessions on my site, but I have not done one in a year or so.

I don't understand why I would have to sleep with him, if I don't want to. If the asshole with a poor attitude, smell bad (I offer accompanied showers, so this is not really an issue :)) But the poor attitude will not be staying. I would politely but firmly show him the door. I would not even charge him. I don't need the headache.:) I can find something in everybody to be attracted to (unless you're a veal/dairy farm owner), I can find something really sexy about the situation. If its so bad then I can use my imagination to have fun.

I've always thought that was in poor taste. Go write your own review, lol

Yeah, that's right!!! You tell them !!

I don't mind the glass eye or the smelling of cabbage. I have a fully stocked shower. Most smelly problems are easy to fix. If not, due to some medical issue. I would still see the person. I would just put a dab of aromatherapy oil under my nose. I would refuse a client if I thought he was mean, might be a problem, etc.
We do. There are several. Most other review boards have lady only sections.


mmmm, chocolate :)
what a delightful and thoughtful post...

Harmony, you sound like an absolute sweetheart:cool:...
 

FloridaGuy

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I suspect the customers they are losing are the ones that they would be *delighted* to lose ... :) I don't find any of the postings by the ladies offensive. In fact, I'm rather pre-disposed to check out Adriana and Ms. Harmony BC, now!

Much of what's been written here is just common sense. Unfortunately, common sense isn't [common]. Too bad...
There are lots of normal, clean, safe guys who are going to read some of these ladies' comments and be turned off by the drama and the condescension towards hobbiests. Then take their money elsewhere. No shortage of working girls who are happy to take a guys' money without judging him on a review board. Its not the guys like you the ladies need to impress, its the quiet ones who don't post but who make notes and make their spending decisions in a logical manner. Anyhow......
 

Harmony-bc

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A lot of ladies are losing customers by posting in this thread.
Why? Are you a veal farmer? Are you a mean guy?;)

I suspect the customers they are losing are the ones that they would be *delighted* to lose ... :) I don't find any of the postings by the ladies offensive. In fact, I'm rather pre-disposed to check out Adriana and Ms. Harmony BC, now!

Much of what's been written here is just common sense. Unfortunately, common sense isn't [common]. Too bad...
Why, thank you!! You are welcome over any time :)

what a delightful and thoughtful post...

Harmony, you sound like an absolute sweetheart:cool:...
Thank you hunsperger :)
 

sevenofnine

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i don't know,
me. i try to do the best i can for a lady, shower all that, etc etc,


im told im a nice guy, but then im paying them right, and im a regular, book long hours, and like to buy presents, so ya, i try to be nice, but also im paying them lots of money, so what are they going to tell me.
and quite honestly does it matter,
i mean,
me and the lady i see have nice suppers and showers and bottles of wine, and presents.
for me it feels more like a regular date,

for her well i don't know
but i know she sees guys for fifteen minute quickies, and up, no showers no presents no drinks, no tips,

just wam bam thank you mam, and leave.

so to be honest, the girls i think are in it for the money, thats it.
and well they put up with alot, but well, they can make alot to.
you know its the price of doing business. reviews bad hygiene etc.


me, well i like to make an evening out of it.
and believe that people should be treated right,
that is well just me,

the way i choose to enjoy this hobby i could never do fifteen minute quickies i don't even like an hour is to short.

i get the impression girls don't really like any guys in this.
and why should they.
80 percent of us are married with kids.
so what does that say about us.
 
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