Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down

[Daytime Owl]

this may be an old one,


Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down


10. The cucumber has left the salad.


9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.


8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked
position


7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..


6. Elvis is leaving the building.


5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.


4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.


3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.


2. Men may be From Mars ... but I can see something that rhymes
with Venus.


1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.


I suppose one could have simply say "your zipper is down" but what fun is that?

 

[moi]

I've had this happen to a couple guys that were crushing on me. It was hilarious, I TOTALLY tried to embarass them lol... the devil in me...

*looks at crotch*......blatantly rolls eyes to the side
"sooo....umm...*looks at crotch again*...."
"what are you looking at?"
"huh...well.....uhh...u know i dont sleep with guys on the first date right"
"uh ok..that was random..and awkward.."
"yea...well...maybe you're just a perv then..."
*points at crotch*
*his face turns red*
*i laugh hysterically and make light of it and buy him dinner*

 

[bcneil]

I was once at a bar, and came out of the john with my zipper down.
The waitress walked over, and gently pulled it up for me, and gave me a nice pat.

Then said "there you go, all set"

 

[wolverine]

"The horse is about to leave the barn"

 

[skid-mark]

Polite way to say your zipper is down:

X Y Z ..........

Examine Your Zipper