Pick up lines

[Annalise Lane]

I know how to please a woman.
Reply: Then please leave me alone.

I want to give myself to you.
Reply: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

May I see you pretty soon?
Reply: Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Your hair color is fabulous.
Reply: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

You look like a dream.
Reply: Go back to sleep.

I can tell that you want me.
Reply: Yes, I want you to leave.

Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Reply: Do not enter. (or) Stop.

I'd go through anything for you.
Reply: Let's start with your bank account.

May I have the last dance?
Reply: You've just had it.

I would go to the end of the world for you.
Reply: Yes, but would you stay there?

Your place or mine?
Reply: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

Your body is like a temple.
Reply: Sorry, there are no services today.

Is this seat empty?
Reply: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Reply: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Haven't I seen you some place before?
Reply: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Reply: If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.


Add yours ........

 

[gotsome2004]

I was in Montreal and this line worked for me

"Je rêverai de vous ce soir"
I can just dream about you all night

as an opening line followed by a drink or two, introductions and some bad Jean Cretian impersonations.

 

[n2supersymmetry]

I am new in town, can you recommend me a restaraunt?
Reply: Yeah there is one just down the street, it's called "table for one".

 

[wilde]

If you are the only female left on earth, I'd rather be gay.
Reply: Slap in the face.



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[Big Trapper]

I find, "What are your rates?" seems to work pretty good for me. LOL

 

[joe dirt]

this one is the best in an east indian accent

"hey baby im good at maths, lets add you and me together, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply"

 

[Rod Steel]

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?

Do you take it up the ass?

Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?

Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?

Fancy a fuck?

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?

Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!

Hey baby, I want to lick your thighs.

Hey baby, let's go make some babies.

Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?

Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

Hey baby, what do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?

Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.

Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?

 

[souljacker]

My favorites...

Beckon her with your finger, and when she comes over: Hey baby, I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole body!

Have you ever had your belly button licked? From the inside?

Seriously baby, I can prescribe anything I want!

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Hey baby, people call me Jack Daniels because I'm a hard liquor!

 

[Penhold]

Sometimes words aren't necessary. Simply try looking her in the eyes and quietly humming "Hmmmmm...." while licking your eyebrows...

 

[Annalise Lane]

Sometimes words aren't necessary. Simply try looking her in the eyes and quietly humming "Hmmmmm...." while licking your eyebrows...

lmao ... that might work without getting smacked.

 

[john23]

Sometimes words aren't necessary. Simply try looking her in the eyes and quietly humming "Hmmmmm...." while licking your eyebrows...

Standing there with a piece string hanging out of my mouth works for me...