Penhold's Back!

Penhold

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Yippee, yippee I'm Penhold again!

Thanks and a big thumbs up to Fred Zed, who reinstated my Penhold account. :)

The problem was that the email account I originally used to register on PERB was no longer valid. I expect Fred Zed wanted to make sure it was really me before he reinstated it. Either that or he didn't like me pretending to be a noobie again :eek:

ANNOUNCEMENT: From now on Penhold99 is no more.

Just as well - that dumb noobie Penhold99 did nothing but ask stupid questions. A real slow learner. Of course, it would have helped if someone - anyone - had directed him to the Newbie Guide.

Penhold99 was rightly criticized and taken to task by other posters on his noobie thread. I myself have been trying to beat the contact information out of him for those fantastic, secret SPs that he kept bragging about having such a great time with in that thread. Damn fool kept trying to tell me it was all fiction but finally coughed up the names and contact information for all those fantastic SPs and said they were all under $149 for a 2 hour session. He told me this information was guaranteed to be just as reliable as all other fiction can be, but made me promise I would only share it with my friends. (Penhold gets comfortable and waits for a deluge of PMs from those who think fiction means factual). :D

Ahh... feels good to be back.


Penhold
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chuck1561

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Welcome Back

Mr Penhold..what took ya so long...LOL

Perb is sending you this Gift Pkg for your inconvenience

:D


mmmmmmmmm beer

So Like Drink Up Already :p
 

Bleached Whale

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I damn near peed myself...

Penhold said:
Fred Zed ... didn't like me pretending to be a noobie again :eek:
Only because his sides were splitting in a fit of laughter...
 

Penhold

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Thanks guys.

Beer - yumm. I thought it was the perfect food until I discovered DATY. :)

Reminds me of the joke about the three beer salesmen who met at a beer convention. They got along well so decided to go to the bar in the evening.

The Budweiser representative said he felt he should show brand loyalty so he ordered a "Bud".

The Coors representative said that he also felt he should show brand loyalty in his case some of his customers saw him so he ordered a Coors.

The Molson representative ordered a Coke.

"What?!" exclaimed the other two reps. We expected you to order a Molson Canadian.

"Well", said the Molson rep. "I figured if you guys weren't going to drink beer then I wouldn't either."

Old joke, but still good. Except in the U.S. :)
 

chuck1561

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Penhold said:
Thanks guys.

Beer - yumm. I thought it was the perfect food until I discovered DATY. :)

:)
LOL..hmmm how about DATY with Beer poured on it :D
 

Penhold

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chuck1561 said:
LOL..hmmm how about DATY with Beer poured on it :D
Yummmy.

But I think a fine champagne may go better with DATY. Imagine the feeling she'll get with those millions of super-fine bubbles fizzing away. Dom Perignon anyone? :)
 

nowayjose

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Congrats on regaining your handle. You should post to the Penhold99 newbie thread and give him shit for being such a stupid newb! Maybe you can start a little flame war with yourself. By the way, I was at the church again last Sunday and no Perb meeting. I had my sign and everything. What gives? :confused:

Your posts were pretty funny but looking back, I get more laughs from the posts by those who thought it was for real. :D
 

Penhold

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nowayjose said:
Congrats on regaining your handle. You should post to the Penhold99 newbie thread and give him shit for being such a stupid newb! Maybe you can start a little flame war with yourself. ...
Your posts were pretty funny but looking back, I get more laughs from the posts by those who thought it was for real. :D
Great idea! But I (as Penhold) have always been kind to newbies and I never engage in flame wars on PERB. Except in jest. :)

I'm also afraid I might not be able to stop laughing when newbies felt compelled to jump into the fray to protect one of their own without first stopping to think about what was going on...... :D

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