http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/ers/1056953218.html
My name is Orchid and I am a sensual, erotic and talented blond beauty who is new to the area! I am looking to spend time with select gentlemen who know how to treat a lady and indulge her naughty desires...
I am 5'6, 125 lbs, 36B, silky blond hair, beautiful blue eyes, a great smile, soft skin and a personality that you won't soon forget!
Please contact me and we can set up a time to get together.
I know you will not only be completely satisfied with me, but I will exceed your expectations and fulfill all of your fantasies.....
A true G/F/E experience
I'm available for incall and outcalls in the Calgary area:
If you would like to get together I'm available day and night and I do mean all night.
Available for:
-(No Games/No Drama/No B.S.)
...I'm Discreet For Your Safety And For Mine!
-->**InCaLl SpEcIaLs**<--
Donations
-->180 half
-->230/1*HR
-->OuTcAlL SpEcIaLs<--
Donations
-->180 half
-->250/1*HR
For more information on rates and availability give me a call at:
Please do not send SMS/Text messages they will not be answered.
If I can't answer because of my busy schedule please leave a detail message and I will get back to you ASAP
☆ORCHID (403)629-4680☆
Please do not email me as I do not have time to get online and reply the best way to contact me is by phone.








I was once again looking at online porn and decided to check out what I could shakedown on Craigslist. It wasn't long before I saw Rosemary's ad with the phone number 403 629 4680. I also noticed it was shared with a couple other girls. Not a big deal as I was after the 100 quickie special that only Rosemary seemed to offer. A quick call and I was told that she wasn't available right now. I said no problem and if there was anyone else available. I was told that 2 other were ready. I mentioned that I was only staying for the quickie and was told that Orchid could entertain the quickie too. Great I thought and I was on may way down to Renfrew at the address they gave me.
Parking was easy. A little bike rack to tie up my day's pickings. I buzzed my way up to the apartment. The door opened and I was greeted by Orchid. She seemed early 20's. Kind of a cute face but seemed like she had got out of bed and threw on whatever clothes were around. Light blue jeans and a sweater of some sort. Kind of looked bedheadish with her hair up. Pear shaped for sure. No problems I can do thick hips. I was led to the room and noticed someone else on the couch. She looked to be the best out of the bunch but I was with Orchid. I could save her for another session.
In to the bedroom. Or should I say room with a boxspring and mattress. Oh..and an endtable. Better Homes And Gardens it was not. I'm told to get naked and leave the donation out. Done and done.
She undressed and I really wish she didn't. Her pear shaped body let loose when her clothes were off. Not sure what happened but no tone at all. Flabby like she was fat before or baby damage?? Maybe not baby damage but again no tone at all. She was not 125lbs. Saggy B's. She was friendly enough with a cute face. The rest wasn't doing much for me. On with the hat and she did a minute of BJ to get me erect. Asked for a position and I responded with we'll use the sex swing I brought. You don't mind if I drill some holes in the doorway do you?
Ok so I didn't bring the swing. I did choose a position that I am quite handy at.. I'm glad I did as it wasn't long before that gawdawful smell of unwashed lady business came wafting up.
Do they not know?
So I reposition myself to contain the onslaught of smell coming my way. I speed up and I'm done.
I grab a few hundred Kleenex's and wrap up the offending rubber. Where's Hazmat when you need them.
I say thank you and get dressed.
It's now a race to get the wetnaps downstairs in the cart. I hope they didn't freeze up.
I have to say I will not repeat with Orchid. I may not repeat with the others. Although $100 quickies do have appeal. It's more of the chase and seeing what you might get than the actual prize at the end. In this case it should have been Massengill moment.
I Am.
Wiping It Like No Tommorow.
SlimShady.
My name is Orchid and I am a sensual, erotic and talented blond beauty who is new to the area! I am looking to spend time with select gentlemen who know how to treat a lady and indulge her naughty desires...
I am 5'6, 125 lbs, 36B, silky blond hair, beautiful blue eyes, a great smile, soft skin and a personality that you won't soon forget!
Please contact me and we can set up a time to get together.
I know you will not only be completely satisfied with me, but I will exceed your expectations and fulfill all of your fantasies.....
A true G/F/E experience
I'm available for incall and outcalls in the Calgary area:
If you would like to get together I'm available day and night and I do mean all night.
Available for:
-(No Games/No Drama/No B.S.)
...I'm Discreet For Your Safety And For Mine!
-->**InCaLl SpEcIaLs**<--
Donations
-->180 half
-->230/1*HR
-->OuTcAlL SpEcIaLs<--
Donations
-->180 half
-->250/1*HR
For more information on rates and availability give me a call at:
Please do not send SMS/Text messages they will not be answered.
If I can't answer because of my busy schedule please leave a detail message and I will get back to you ASAP
☆ORCHID (403)629-4680☆
Please do not email me as I do not have time to get online and reply the best way to contact me is by phone.








I was once again looking at online porn and decided to check out what I could shakedown on Craigslist. It wasn't long before I saw Rosemary's ad with the phone number 403 629 4680. I also noticed it was shared with a couple other girls. Not a big deal as I was after the 100 quickie special that only Rosemary seemed to offer. A quick call and I was told that she wasn't available right now. I said no problem and if there was anyone else available. I was told that 2 other were ready. I mentioned that I was only staying for the quickie and was told that Orchid could entertain the quickie too. Great I thought and I was on may way down to Renfrew at the address they gave me.
Parking was easy. A little bike rack to tie up my day's pickings. I buzzed my way up to the apartment. The door opened and I was greeted by Orchid. She seemed early 20's. Kind of a cute face but seemed like she had got out of bed and threw on whatever clothes were around. Light blue jeans and a sweater of some sort. Kind of looked bedheadish with her hair up. Pear shaped for sure. No problems I can do thick hips. I was led to the room and noticed someone else on the couch. She looked to be the best out of the bunch but I was with Orchid. I could save her for another session.
In to the bedroom. Or should I say room with a boxspring and mattress. Oh..and an endtable. Better Homes And Gardens it was not. I'm told to get naked and leave the donation out. Done and done.
She undressed and I really wish she didn't. Her pear shaped body let loose when her clothes were off. Not sure what happened but no tone at all. Flabby like she was fat before or baby damage?? Maybe not baby damage but again no tone at all. She was not 125lbs. Saggy B's. She was friendly enough with a cute face. The rest wasn't doing much for me. On with the hat and she did a minute of BJ to get me erect. Asked for a position and I responded with we'll use the sex swing I brought. You don't mind if I drill some holes in the doorway do you?
Ok so I didn't bring the swing. I did choose a position that I am quite handy at.. I'm glad I did as it wasn't long before that gawdawful smell of unwashed lady business came wafting up.
Do they not know?
So I reposition myself to contain the onslaught of smell coming my way. I speed up and I'm done.
I grab a few hundred Kleenex's and wrap up the offending rubber. Where's Hazmat when you need them.
I say thank you and get dressed.
It's now a race to get the wetnaps downstairs in the cart. I hope they didn't freeze up.
I have to say I will not repeat with Orchid. I may not repeat with the others. Although $100 quickies do have appeal. It's more of the chase and seeing what you might get than the actual prize at the end. In this case it should have been Massengill moment.
I Am.
Wiping It Like No Tommorow.
SlimShady.






