On the Darker Side...

[PuntMeister]

In case this pandemic is just a dress-rehersal for “the big one”, I hope the survivors do right by us. They might need some guidance. So...

WRITE YOUR OWN OBITUARY.

Ready, Set, Go!

(C’mon, like you haven’t thought about it)

 

[vanperb]

"He probably deserved it."

 

[anon1]

"he owed us money, bigley!"

 

[Quarter Mile'r]

This thread should be a beauty Punt. Great thinking man.
Hope my response brings a few a laughs. We sure need 'em. :lol:


He wanted to get trump for being an idiot but another idiot took his guns away for being a law abiding citizen.





........................QM'r

 

[Correct]

They can play the Rodeo Song at my funeral, while my haters piss on my coffin.

Well it's forty below and I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in the truck and I'm off to the rodeo
It's an allemande left and an allemande right
Come on you fuckin' dummy, get your right step right
Get off the stage, you goddamn goof, you know
You piss me off
Ya fuckin' jerk
Ya get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man and he's off to the rodeo
It's an allemande left and an allemande right
Come on you fuckin' dummy, get your right step right
Get off the stage, you goddamn goof, you know
You piss me off
Ya fucking jerk
Ya get on my nerves

 

[ExpCharlee]

Charlee Beckett previously known as Clementine Smithereens
Could ride a mean c*ck

 

[PuntMeister]

They can play the Rodeo Song at my funeral, while my haters piss on my coffin.

Well it's forty below and I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in the truck and I'm off to the rodeo
It's an allemande left and an allemande right
Come on you fuckin' dummy, get your right step right
Get off the stage, you goddamn goof, you know
You piss me off
Ya fuckin' jerk
Ya get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man and he's off to the rodeo
It's an allemande left and an allemande right
Come on you fuckin' dummy, get your right step right
Get off the stage, you goddamn goof, you know
You piss me off
Ya fucking jerk
Ya get on my nerves

OMG! Haven’t heard the rodeo song in ages!

The chorus would make for a nice ‘in yo face’ tombstone. Good one!

 

[PuntMeister]

Ok, my turn....

Here lies Punt.
He was a bit of a——
...well, you know.

 

[Fullhouse]

Here lies a gentleman, who treated the ladies well,
he sucked and fuc*ed them, then went straight to hell.

 

[zippy45]

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun.
I'm over 50 so guessing I didn't die young

 

[Lo-ki]

“Even dead, I am still social distancing”