A Joke
Citylover was praying again to win a lottery so that he could donate to Al Gore's Carbon Credit fund.
"Oh Lord please let me win the 649 tonight so that I can help Al buy Carbon Credits and surpass $5,000 a month in energy use."
He didn't win the 22 million.
So he tried again, "Oh Lord, let me win enough so that I can pay a writer to create something that will shut up Randy once and for all."
He didn't win the 25 million.
So he tried again, "Oh Lord, let me win enough so that I can move away from the wet coast and build a house just like Al's."
Suddenly, a deep voice resonated through the room. "So buy a ticket already."