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Oldest Asian Granny?

angry anderson

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There is no way grandma Yumi will be doing duos. Her ad also says: "Life so hard now don't know why!"
The woman is clearly disconnected from reality. Another member previously mentioned feeling uncomfortable after an encountering some AirBnB guests at her place. Her consistent habit of wasting time during the session is likely one of many reasons why she finds "life so hard".
"Another member previously mentioned feeling uncomfortable after an encountering some AirBnB guests at her place."


With good reason probably...

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pleasureprinciple

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"Emily" is her name. I’m not sure what she offers, but considering how Yumi seems to be desperate lately, renting out a spare room, selling jewellery and purebred Persian cats, it will be interesting to see what happens.
Is "younger" at "32"
38b
that stopped my inquires.
 
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Noob888

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Is "younger" at "32"
38b
that stopped my inquires.
Why?

I texted Yumi for more information, but she hasn’t responded. She now has a new girl, Bakey, and both Emily and her are no longer listed in her latest ad (as of this post). However, the ad still says “new younger girl working today.”

There’s also another ad by ‘Amy,’ associated with Yumi, selling kittens in the LL escort section. o_O
 
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pleasureprinciple

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Why?

I texted Yumi for more information, but she hasn’t responded. She now has a new girl, Bakey, and both Emily and her are no longer listed in her latest ad (as of this post). However, the ad still says “new younger girl working today.”

There’s also another ad by ‘Amy,’ associated with Yumi, selling kittens in the LL escort section. o_O
If Yumi is "43" and the younger one is "32" (so only 60+); so quoting 200 and 38b is not my cup of tea at that snack bracket let alone the risk they may be a time waster and the air BNB issue included, not a high yield proposition in my view. I am sure I miss a few gems along the way with this reasoning; I am equally sure I miss more than a few nightmares. Pays your money and takes your chances, as the saying goes.....
 

Noob888

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Is she on LL? I tried searching her name and last 4 digits but couldn't find her
I have never seen her post on LL, but Chinese Papers.

Ling--Ling aka Mary is ok if you're just looking for a quick B&G and are ready to pop without much effort. FYI. She has her rigid set routine and her place is filthy. If you don't blow your load fast enough, she can get really annoyed.
 

guitar_pic

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The pussy I am referring to are actual baby felines. The ad is posted in the wrong area: escort section by Yumi. She's really losing it.
Yes.....I know.....I've seen the ad for the kittens.

I guess my style of humor does not line up to yours........
 

pleasureprinciple

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I have never seen her post on LL, but Chinese Papers.

Ling--Ling aka Mary is ok if you're just looking for a quick B&G and are ready to pop without much effort. FYI. She has her rigid set routine and her place is filthy. If you don't blow your load fast enough, she can get really annoyed.
And very restrictive about being touched. Her routine rules.
 

Noob888

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Yes.....I know.....I've seen the ad for the kittens.

I guess my style of humor does not line up to yours........
Well, unless she told you directly that it’s her idea of a joke and the mods on LL actually permit for sale posts in the wrong section, I'm going to assume she's losing her it (the signs are all there), if not something worse.
 

jjj1812

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I used to alternate between Mei-Ling, Monica Massage, and Wendy in Richmond. Would go about once a month to each of them. Each had their routine, but it was fun. Angela bored housewife was fun as well. Did a threesome with her and another guy once. Angela was also known for her GS.
Last I heard from Angela was late 2021 when she texted me out of the blue. It was weird as she never instigated contact but I figured since she stopped during covid she was trying to get things going again. I was out of town so didnt see her. Last time I talked she was busy with a side business. Has anyone kept in touch? Her number doesnt seem connected anymore and I wonder if she has a new one. She was my fave because of her attitude.
 

burnabyguy5

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Mary, 1913 I knew her as Angel, 20 years ago. Saw her pre Covid and she was really old, extra granny. Only took it up the ass, says her pussy is too tiny.
Monica is plain crazy. Saw her in 2002, before she ran Atlantis. That scraping business doesn’t make a lot of sense. She sub let her Maple studio to an extra fat young Asian girl, who was too fat to fuck, but she could swallow a load so it was ok.
 

Noob888

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I'm guessing Angela retired for good like Mei-LIng. Likely found a wealthy man to ensure she's financially secure, which is fairly common. Terra Nova Monica is definitely one of a kind. Mary/Angel/Lily has a great body for her age. It's too bad she just wants you to explode and leave asap.
 
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jjj1812

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I'm guessing Angela retired for good like Mei-LIng. Likely found a wealthy man to ensure she's financially secure, which is fairly common. Terra Nova Monica is definitely one of a kind. Mary/Angel/Lily has a great body for her age. It's too bad she just wants you to explode and leave asap.
Yeah it was strange just before she left for good she wanted to go on date with me which was really not like her. I moved so i have a mew number. Really wish i was in town to take her up on offer.
 
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vset33

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Late fall & winter is hard to go to Richmond for funtime. Night time come too early.. All of a sudden, Hiway-91 is pitch dark. Too expensive to move to Richmond. Hope spring comes fast... Love Wendy's Gua Sha , squeeze my lower back and playing my junior..
 

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Late fall & winter is hard to go to Richmond for funtime. Night time come too early.. All of a sudden, Hiway-91 is pitch dark. Too expensive to move to Richmond. Hope spring comes fast... Love Wendy's Gua Sha , squeeze my lower back and playing my junior..
WTF??!!
 

vset33

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I really appreciate old granny Wendy's service.. 25 mins of Gua Sha, walking a bit on my lower back and teasing my sensitive area. Donation is a laughable amount. After that, a decent BBQ duck/fried rice dinner at the public market wrap up a enjoying Saturday afternoon trip for less than 2 Reds...
 
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