Now I'm fucked!!!

[Discombobbled]

So I'm sitting here reading Perb posts and I hear someone enter my home. I look over and see that it's not someone I know, so I pick up my collapsable baton and due my jui jitsu thing. Turns out it was just a neighbor from two doors down, but he is seriously hurt. What the fuck do I do know??

 

[JustAGuy]

Maybe get offline and take him to the nearest hospital? Assuming you're serious about what happened (which I'm fairly sure you are not )

 

[dongykong]

kind of his fault I guess...should have knocked. You can't just go around going into people's homes scaring the shit out of them. People have the right to protect themselves. If you get sued, stick to the truth, you'll be fine.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Why

Why is this guy sneaking in?

 

[Discombobbled]

Maybe get offline and take him to the nearest hospital?

yes I did that right after it happened. But he was bleeding from his ears and i think from his mouth so i don't now what to do!!! Shit!! this sucks!!

 

[tonymak]

I don't think a stranger has any right to come into someone elses house even if he is from down the street. Just because he was from down the street, how do you know he hadn't come to rob you thinking no one was home?

 

[Discombobbled]

I don't think a stranger has any right to come into someone elses house even if he is from down the street. Just because he was from down the street, how do you know he hadn't come to rob you thinking no one was home?

Shit! shit! Now the cops are coming! What the fuck should I do????

 

[hornydude]

Tell the cops he threatened you...hopefully he has some brain damage and cannot contradict you on the stand

Good luck sucka!!!

 

[Discombobbled]

Tell the cops he threatened you...hopefully he has some brain damage and cannot contradict you on the stand

Good luck sucka!!!

Maybe I should ask the monkeys I like so much??

 

[hitrack]

My advice is grab a pizza and half sak and mellow down easy with some pr0n.

 

[hornydude]

Maybe I should ask the monkeys I like so much??

Who you callin a monkey???

 

[Discombobbled]

Who you callin a monkey???

Sorry HD! I certainly wasn't insinuating that you were a monkey. I was only speaking about some monkeys that were posted by a specific poster. Once again, I don't think you are a monkey, but I do like monkeys. At the same time I'm not saying that you are a monkey, yet I do like monkeys

 

[hornydude]

Sorry HD! I certainly wasn't insinuating that you were a monkey. I was only speaking about some monkeys that were posted by a specific poster. Once again, I don't think you are a monkey, but I do like monkeys. At the same time I'm not saying that you are a monkey, yet I do like monkeys

well...if you LIKE monkeys, then why AREN'T you calling me a monkey? Do you have some sort of problem with me?

 

[BOBST]

Imagine this...you post every five minutes, while went to hospital and back again!!

Let's be fair Meiko It was 17 min between post's when he beat the shit out of a guy took him to hospital and then posted all the remorse!!! Then the Cop's came and allowed him to continue posting while they questioned him.

I am sure he will keep us updated from the Paddy Wagon on his Laptop

 

[Discombobbled]

Let's be fair Meiko It was 17 min between post's when he beat the shit out of a guy took him to hospital and then posted all the remorse!!! Then the Cop's came and allowed him to continue posting while they questioned him.

I am sure he will keep us updated from the Paddy Wagon on his Laptop

I know it doesn't make that much sense, but those goddamn monkeys were involved!!

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

Disco, judging from your posts, I think you may be the secret love child of HfFiSex and GeorgeBushMoron.

 

[eljudo]

Why didn't you just finish him off?
Best not to have any witnesses.

i say you do a sleep hold on yourself, and pass out...

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Sorry HD! I certainly wasn't insinuating that you were a monkey. I was only speaking about some monkeys that were posted by a specific poster. Once again, I don't think you are a monkey, but I do like monkeys. At the same time I'm not saying that you are a monkey, yet I do like monkeys

Have you ever tried sheep??

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Shit! shit! Now the cops are coming! What the fuck should I do????

Tell them he was trying to kill himself when you intervened. Any ways, in Canada, they don't too too much to you for murder. Especially if you tell them you're a Perbert and you had been sexually molested as a child. This guy just brought back bad memories when you saw his shadow on the wall. You'll get off with three weeks community service.

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

Find the nearest bus route and just as the #57 express is about to pass by do the honorable thing and step in front of it.

HFS, you left the "u" out of honourable.
Are you an American spy?