No Skid Marks 🐩

[PuntMeister]

So I’m out for a dog walk, and as dogs will do, he drops a couple of logs 🪵 and a turd 💩 which we dutifully bagged and disposed in the nearest receptacle. This pattern happens millions of times every day. Dogs (and cats) poop, as do we humans. But not once does the dog ever use toilet paper.

Got me thinking (I kno-dangerous thing) do we humans have defective bio-elimination plumbing? because we sure need (and covet) our toilet paper 🧻

Maybe dogs are a superior species. Maybe our diets do us in. I’m guessing our regal proletoilet (intentional play on words) lifestyles are messing up our #2 experiences. Ever try out one of those 1970’s european or japaneese toilets where you plant your feet on porcelien rectangles, hug your knees, and poop in “doggie position”? Then flush and (ewe) the water runs around channels right by your feet. Ya, barbaric right? But if your your gonna hang your butt over a hole in the ground, you probably really gotta go and you get a gravity assist. Not a lot of wipe-wipe required. But I do love my throne 🚽 ❤. So to go greener, I think we all need to do our part and go for a month with out toilet paper. No biddet indulgence or brown showers—that’s cheating!

 

[Chuckerbie]

So I’m out for a dog walk, and as dogs will do, he drops a couple of logs 🪵 and a turd 💩 which we dutifully bagged and disposed in the nearest receptacle. This pattern happens millions of times every day. Dogs (and cats) poop, as do we humans. But not once does the dog ever use toilet paper.

Got me thinking (I kno-dangerous thing) do we humans have defective bio-elimination plumbing? because we sure need (and covet) our toilet paper 🧻

Maybe dogs are a superior species. Maybe our diets do us in. I’m guessing our regal proletoilet (intentional play on words) lifestyles are messing up our #2 experiences. Ever try out one of those 1970’s european or japaneese toilets where you plant your feet on porcelien rectangles, hug your knees, and poop in “doggie position”? Then flush and (ewe) the water runs around channels right by your feet. Ya, barbaric right? But if your your gonna hang your butt over a hole in the ground, you probably really gotta go and you get a gravity assist. Not a lot of wipe-wipe required. But I do love my throne 🚽 ❤. So to go greener, I think we all need to do our part and go for a month with out toilet paper. No biddet indulgence or brown showers—that’s cheating!

No DATO for you.....

 

[localguy]

They have fur, we don't

 

[asf_post]

Well, dogs (and I think most of four-legged living thing) do clean themselves by licking their hole. Fortunately I am not that flexible to even attempt to imitate them, thank goodness for some stiffness.

 

[sybian]

Available through Amazon……
” How to take a shit in the woods”

Kathleen Meyer, 3rd edition.

 

[ExpCharlee]

Please never book me 😂

 

[New 2 da game]

So I’m out for a dog walk, and as dogs will do, he drops a couple of logs 🪵 and a turd 💩 which we dutifully bagged and disposed in the nearest receptacle. This pattern happens millions of times every day. Dogs (and cats) poop, as do we humans. But not once does the dog ever use toilet paper.

Got me thinking (I kno-dangerous thing) do we humans have defective bio-elimination plumbing? because we sure need (and covet) our toilet paper 🧻

Maybe dogs are a superior species. Maybe our diets do us in. I’m guessing our regal proletoilet (intentional play on words) lifestyles are messing up our #2 experiences. Ever try out one of those 1970’s european or japaneese toilets where you plant your feet on porcelien rectangles, hug your knees, and poop in “doggie position”? Then flush and (ewe) the water runs around channels right by your feet. Ya, barbaric right? But if your your gonna hang your butt over a hole in the ground, you probably really gotta go and you get a gravity assist. Not a lot of wipe-wipe required. But I do love my throne 🚽 ❤. So to go greener, I think we all need to do our part and go for a month with out toilet paper. No biddet indulgence or brown showers—that’s cheating!

This reminds me of a thought experiment my buddy proposed to me after his first trip to Thailand, where shitting methods differ. In much of Thailand, they use ass hoses to clean themselves. In the west, we politely call these bidets. He describes how people poo standing up or squatting with the hole between their legs. And that it is taboo to extend (I think) the left hand because this is the hand for cleaning oneself with said ass hose. As this is foreign to my Western mind, I gasp at the thought! To which he says... Imagine you are running and trip and fall and your arm lands in a pile of dog poop. How would you clean yourself? Would you wipe it with toilet paper? Most people would say hosing it down would be more hygienic. I agreed.

Since that conversation, I have too travelled to Thailand and pooped and cleaned myself in the Thai way. It was glorious. However, I still employ TP most likely due to habit. There are better ways.

 

[jgg]

When I was in university and was living in res, Asian students would stand on the toilet bowl and squat.

 

[sybian]

For the record…..I have hounds.
They are very different from other dogs, as they will remain squatting and slide their asses along the grass ….to effectively wipe their behind and leave a foot long skid mark.

This might also explain when I’m invited to a backyard social campfire…I’m asked if I’m bringing my dogs.

 

[masterpoonhunter]

Well since we are talking BM's here, I personally strive for the perfect "no wipe" dump that is pointed at both ends and results in a nice triple coiling steamer.
I know, way too much information, but well this is a topic that allows one to talk shit.

 

[New 2 da game]

When I was in university and was living in res, Asian students would stand on the toilet bowl and squat.

I think it promotes better elimination in that posture. I once heard of an ancient Chinese proverb on my travels through the Far East....

Man who squats knows his shit...

 

[80watts]

Aside from the fact that dogs all smell. I seen dogs sit down and drag their ass over the grass by their front legs.

 

[sybian]

Aside from the fact that dogs all smell. I seen dogs sit down and drag their ass over the grass by their front legs.

My point exactly

 

[Chuckerbie]

Aside from the fact that dogs all smell. I seen dogs sit down and drag their ass over the grass by their front legs.

Isn't that cause of worms?

 

[LLLurkJ2]

I think it promotes better elimination in that posture. I once heard of an ancient Chinese proverb on my travels through the Far East....

Man who squats knows his shit...

Squatty potty is supposed to a healthier way to go

Squat Pot

 

[nickcan]

That's why I don't allow dogs on my furniture or bed.
No way, their bum hole is perfectly clean after a BM.

 

[New 2 da game]

Squatty potty is supposed to a healthier way to go

Squat Pot

My folks, who are older, have that. I tried it once. Works really well. Should look at getting a bidet.

 

[PuntMeister]

My folks, who are older, have that. I tried it once. Works really well. Should look at getting a bidet.

OK, so that was like….way wierder than my OP, but damn! I love it! ❤

 

[carvesg]

We had a Samoyed growing up. All I can say is that dogs do end up with skid marks depending on the diet . If the dog hunts for food preference ( even if you feed them with nibbles and cans of food/patties ) certain prey will make their stool turn into diarrhea . Squirrel , bird , rabbits no problem....frogs not good.... Skunks and porcupines then that is a totally different problem lol

 

[Banged_Up]

Having had a few dogs in my time may I remind you how they clean themselves? With their tongues. I have sat back with envy for decades watching a dog lick his own balls. If I could do that I’d never leave the house. Now, I’ve also seen them lick their ring piece. I’ve had Labs, nothing like a determined Lab and an itchy bung. I don’t judge but I myself wouldn’t lick my own butt, even if I could, even after a shower, enema and 10 minutes with a pressure washer.
Why do I visit the lounge?