No restrictions means NO Restrictions

[WilliamCarbon]

Not a review, just a rant, mods remove if necessary.

During the initial text I politely ask "what are your restrictions?" "No anal". Great, not a fan anyway so not a problem. I book the time, agree on the price, and head out the door.

We meet, payment is made, off to the bedroom, and the clothes come off. My god what a beautiful pair of boobs, and curvy with some junk in the trunk. Nice

Starts the blow job right away and I'm thinking okay hhr, so we are heading to the main event and I'm okay with this direction.

Now is not the time to say "no daty, no digits, no DFK, no LFK....and no playing with the nipples". Now I'm lying there lamenting the $160 I just paid, and then think about if my car is okay or will it get towed, and wow, is it warm in here or what?

No amount of viagra is going to overcome my distracted and disappointed mind. So, it's hardly a surprise that the events of the evening didn't turn out as planned.

The girls are all passed about the review boards and how some guys are assholes. I get it, but this is a transactional agreement. I pay for a service and finding out that some of the things you wanted aren't on the menu really pisses me off. I'm too nice to get all upset (and she was very sweet and I loved her body) but it has happened more than once and I'm taking this opportunity to rant about it.

 

[Austin2468]

Maybe she had a reason. Was your hygiene up to par?

 

[SolidSnake]

It'd be even better if you make it into a review so we can avoid such girls.

 

[angry anderson]

Maybe she was worried about your Carbon footprint. lol.

 

[JustGerry]

Not a review, just a rant, mods remove if necessary.

During the initial text I politely ask "what are your restrictions?" "No anal". Great, not a fan anyway so not a problem. I book the time, agree on the price, and head out the door.

We meet, payment is made, off to the bedroom, and the clothes come off. My god what a beautiful pair of boobs, and curvy with some junk in the trunk. Nice

Starts the blow job right away and I'm thinking okay hhr, so we are heading to the main event and I'm okay with this direction.

Now is not the time to say "no daty, no digits, no DFK, no LFK....and no playing with the nipples". Now I'm lying there lamenting the $160 I just paid, and then think about if my car is okay or will it get towed, and wow, is it warm in here or what?

No amount of viagra is going to overcome my distracted and disappointed mind. So, it's hardly a surprise that the events of the evening didn't turn out as planned.

The girls are all passed about the review boards and how some guys are assholes. I get it, but this is a transactional agreement. I pay for a service and finding out that some of the things you wanted aren't on the menu really pisses me off. I'm too nice to get all upset (and she was very sweet and I loved her body) but it has happened more than once and I'm taking this opportunity to rant about it.

"no daty, no digits, no DFK, no LFK....and no playing with the nipples". This sounds like you got the 20-year wife experience instead of the GFE. The hour rate probably means you have to clean the leaves out of the gutters after.

 

[GeeBeeP]

100% This is the reason ERB's exist, to advise fellow pooners.

I know many SP's are pissed about the review board culture and I don't blame them, there is some toxic bullshit that has no place on a civilised forum. However this kind of activity by an SP is just ridiculous, and lets call it what is it, misleading at best, bait and switch at worst.

If a review board helps to warn other potential clients perhaps it can also be helpful to SP's to understand that this kind of bullshit drives clients crazy. No way Mr. Carbon is going to be a repeat customer. He clearly thinks this girl is hot AF and I'm guessing would come back for more if the service matched what he was expecting. And it's just bad for business if other potential clients stay away because of it.

 

[westwoody]

.and no playing with the nipples"

Reminds me of a Winnipeg lady who had fantastic tits but never let anyone touch them.
(Bad boob job)

 

[masterpoonhunter]

Not a review, just a rant, mods remove if necessary.

During the initial text I politely ask "what are your restrictions?" "No anal". Great, not a fan anyway so not a problem. I book the time, agree on the price, and head out the door.

We meet, payment is made, off to the bedroom, and the clothes come off. My god what a beautiful pair of boobs, and curvy with some junk in the trunk. Nice

Starts the blow job right away and I'm thinking okay hhr, so we are heading to the main event and I'm okay with this direction.

Now is not the time to say "no daty, no digits, no DFK, no LFK....and no playing with the nipples". Now I'm lying there lamenting the $160 I just paid, and then think about if my car is okay or will it get towed, and wow, is it warm in here or what?

No amount of viagra is going to overcome my distracted and disappointed mind. So, it's hardly a surprise that the events of the evening didn't turn out as planned.

The girls are all passed about the review boards and how some guys are assholes. I get it, but this is a transactional agreement. I pay for a service and finding out that some of the things you wanted aren't on the menu really pisses me off. I'm too nice to get all upset (and she was very sweet and I loved her body) but it has happened more than once and I'm taking this opportunity to rant about it.

Without a doubt, this kind of 'session' is why all of us report back to the brotherhood, frustrated, upset, etc etc, but ... if I can throw in one thing I have learned over the years, it is that communication, a clear communication at the start with a recap, can really help. It can stop one from booking with that provider if what you want is denied, and on the other hand, can make what would have been a poor experience at least an acceptable one, where you are at least in a better head space.

When I initiate a dialog with a new SP, after I get the usual $'s, general area of town, service list, I state, THIS is the kind of session I am looking for. Do you provide that kind of session?

Yes, the OP asked what are your restrictions and the SP in this case lied. And there is not much one can do about that in particular after money has been passed over and a bbj started. Bummer and I am sure we have all been there. But if specifics were asked and agreed upon, then reneged, well that is just a whole other level of shit. At least the 4 digit code would help us all avoid this SP.

Over the years making sure my SP of the moment knows what I am looking for sure has helped with my pooning! and if denied at the start of the dialog has saved me WOM/WOT!

 

[westwoody]

Many ladies - even if they claim to be independent- work with bookers who will agree to ANYTHING to get their hooks into a customer.
This may be exactly what happened here, or maybe not.

 

[Hazel Mei]

Many ladies - even if they claim to be independent- work with bookers who will agree to ANYTHING to get their hooks into a customer. Standard procedure for asians.
This may be exactly what happened here, or maybe not.

Excuse me, but please don't generalize Asians and claim this is a "standard procedure for asians." Perhaps you had bad experience, which is unfortunate. But don't lump all of us into the same category.

I'm an independent, Asian, and I don't use a "booker" or have an assistant to "agree to anything to get their hooks into a customer."

 

[Langleydude]

"no daty, no digits, no DFK, no LFK....and no playing with the nipples". This sounds like you got the 20-year wife experience instead of the GFE. The hour rate probably means you have to clean the leaves out of the gutters after.

And take the garbage out on your way home.

 

[Hazel Mei]

De-generalized now.

Thank you 🥰 Much appreciated.