How do Perberts!
In my short time on this earth and even shorter time in this 'hobby' of ours, there are a few things that I have learned: I can now tell the quality - or lack thereof - of the SP and the corresponding service/s she provides just by the way she advertises; or just in the way that the advert is, er, advertised. The following is an illustration of the things which not only set off my spidey senses but also end up giving me a headache because of the intensity of the 'spidey senses ring' in my head!
1. Any Ad with "... ask for blah blah...." This always comes after the advertiser mentioned somewhere that she was independent. Hmmm...
2. AMP's - no other words required! (Disclaimer: some perberts have had a great time at these places but bear in mind that I am speaking about my experiences.)
3. "Let me fulfil your fantasies..."
4. Atrocious writing skills, mis-spellings, grammar that would give any Grand-Ma a heart attack and just general evisceration of the Queen's language! The way I see it, if someone cares enough about the small details, then they are even more dilligent with the 'bigger stuff'.
5."Love to play/party/please." I have found that this refers to 'misplay', and you are party to the shambolic services/attitude and you will be anything but pleased - and maybe that "please" is a corruption of 'pissed' because that is what you will be afterwards!
6. "5 Star..." The truth is that that number should be a negative one!
7. And, of course, fake pictures! This has now become de rigeur. I think that it is easy enough to get a decent below-the-neck shot but for whatever reason. Anyway, for me, if the picture does not match, I walk. No and, no if, no but, no excuse me and no sorry. I walk.
In my short time on this earth and even shorter time in this 'hobby' of ours, there are a few things that I have learned: I can now tell the quality - or lack thereof - of the SP and the corresponding service/s she provides just by the way she advertises; or just in the way that the advert is, er, advertised. The following is an illustration of the things which not only set off my spidey senses but also end up giving me a headache because of the intensity of the 'spidey senses ring' in my head!
1. Any Ad with "... ask for blah blah...." This always comes after the advertiser mentioned somewhere that she was independent. Hmmm...
2. AMP's - no other words required! (Disclaimer: some perberts have had a great time at these places but bear in mind that I am speaking about my experiences.)
3. "Let me fulfil your fantasies..."
4. Atrocious writing skills, mis-spellings, grammar that would give any Grand-Ma a heart attack and just general evisceration of the Queen's language! The way I see it, if someone cares enough about the small details, then they are even more dilligent with the 'bigger stuff'.
5."Love to play/party/please." I have found that this refers to 'misplay', and you are party to the shambolic services/attitude and you will be anything but pleased - and maybe that "please" is a corruption of 'pissed' because that is what you will be afterwards!
6. "5 Star..." The truth is that that number should be a negative one!
7. And, of course, fake pictures! This has now become de rigeur. I think that it is easy enough to get a decent below-the-neck shot but for whatever reason. Anyway, for me, if the picture does not match, I walk. No and, no if, no but, no excuse me and no sorry. I walk.
