Never fall in love with a blender

[rollerboy]

Never fall in love with a blender.
Cuz you can love a blender,
But a blender can never love you back.
Trust me, you don't
want it to love you back.

Blenders can make smoothies, though.
Smoothies, you can safely love.

 

[stryker]

Sounds like you got hold of some our good BC bud there rollerboy

 

[rollerboy]

Hemp, you may also love.

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

How old are you..?

 

[rollerboy]

Rollerboy, ya bogart, pass it over

For you, beautiful, I'll roll you the fattest fatty on the coast.

 

[rollerboy]

send the jet baby

"Rollerboy Flies Jet into Bay -- Brave Sacrifice Sends Sea Monsters Packing to Atlantis"

 

[rollerboy]

Ohhhh and you're a monster slayer too?

Gotta have at least a few other hobbies, babe.

 

[rollerboy]

this is just for you ~RB~, space cowboy, gangster of love, dragon slayer, kind knight on his noble steed

All blenders should be so lucky to have you fall in love with them.

If you were my blender, I promise I'd never make you crush ice.

And I'm not just sayin' that.

 

[rollerboy]

For Single Malt

Yes, it's a very sad day. You know, we all go through tough times, and sometimes with all the yelling there's little room for true compassion and understanding.

So here's to Single Malt. May your blender woes be behind you. Next time, go with Osterizer.

 

[BYSON]

Keep on Rolling, RollerBoy

 

[rollerboy]

Hemp, you may also love.

Now you're talkin.

The secret to world peace, lovely lady.