From Urban Dictionary
National Jerk Off Day
In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday.
It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)
Not to be confused with:
National Jack-Off Day
A day that everyman in the world has to jack off. The date of national jack-off day is May 5. The best time to jack-off would be 5:55 on 5/5.
This day - May 5 - is so popular in Mexico that Cinco de Mayo is a regional holiday.
National Jerk Off Day
In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday.
It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)
Not to be confused with:
National Jack-Off Day
A day that everyman in the world has to jack off. The date of national jack-off day is May 5. The best time to jack-off would be 5:55 on 5/5.
This day - May 5 - is so popular in Mexico that Cinco de Mayo is a regional holiday.
