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Naked Man Arrested After Being Caught Having Sex With A BUSH

Lo-ki

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A pensioner has been arrested after his neighbour caught him having sex with a BUSH in his garden.
Frisky Wallace Berg, 81, was found completely naked in the garden at his home in Stratford, Connecticut, at the time of the alleged incident.
His neighbour was shocked when he saw Berg “humping” the shrubbery and did what most people would do - filmed the whole thing.
The neighbour then felt he had to say something and went up to Berg right in the middle of his business.
Police say the pensioner “stopped the indecent behaviour, covered himself with a grill cover, apologised to him and then went into the house”.
His neighbour was seemingly unhappy enough with the sight to tell the police and hand over the footage.
Berg was arrested and charged with breach of the peace and public indecency.
Police told the Connecticut Post that anyone in the area would have seen him during his humping session as he was standing in plain view at the time.
 

take8easy

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American Thought: Two Bush(es) fuck you for 16 years, you fuck them back. (or so you think, by sticking it in a thorny bush)

Americans deserve what they got.
 

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Haha first the divorced man suing his wife and now a bush ...you have some awesome stories posted ....

I never really came to the lounge but after one of my clients referred me to this section I can see why it's a good visit
 
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Haha first the divorced man suing his wife and now a bush ...you have some awesome stories posted ....

I never really came to the lounge but after one of my clients referred me to this section I can see why it's a good visit
You are always welcome. :)
 

take8easy

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Math is not really your strong suit.

I agree, but.... Two Bush presidents for 2 terms each.

George Bush the senior = 4 yrs x 2 term = 8 years
George Dblya Bush = 4 yrs x 2 terms =8 years
= 16 Years.

Where did I go wrong? :)
 
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