I'll start by saying "worst" in thread title implied sarcasm, and pleasant blooper/outtake reel is probably more accurate lol
*Disclaimer that these are not recent as I semi-retired from this hobby for a time (now making a hopefully triumphant 'cum' back lol bad pun intended)
1. Judy: session was top 10 all time worthy...."negative" part was: as leaving session at a luxury newish condo in St B we walked out of bedroom to find roof leaving water fr suite above. Felt bad that in my slowed haze of surreal uphoria, my non gentlemanly reaction to flooding discovery was to just leave such a sweetie and the A.H.R.M (Adult Human Resource Management) team of VIP to deal with the unplanned mid suite waterfall.
2. Apple: lucked out on obtaining a last second hh session when a breif mid day window of opportunity presented itself, that I stupidity overestimated my staying power during and prolonged the amazing bj to where I blew my top to no more than 2.7 thrusts into main event and was so spent could not recover gast enough to capitalize on her kind offer of round two w the small time window I had that day.
3. Nameless(not 100% sure and don't want to rudely guess incorrectly): semi-stumbled when post climax rubber legs failed me resulting in a stubbed toe during balance recovery manuevers that actually hurt like a MFer later when bliss wore off. Ironically, every time it hurt over the next few days, I'd smile
Now to get VIPOTG therapy centers as frequent as 711's to perhaps eliminate only other possible qualms anyone could have w the VIP crew lol
*Disclaimer that these are not recent as I semi-retired from this hobby for a time (now making a hopefully triumphant 'cum' back lol bad pun intended)
1. Judy: session was top 10 all time worthy...."negative" part was: as leaving session at a luxury newish condo in St B we walked out of bedroom to find roof leaving water fr suite above. Felt bad that in my slowed haze of surreal uphoria, my non gentlemanly reaction to flooding discovery was to just leave such a sweetie and the A.H.R.M (Adult Human Resource Management) team of VIP to deal with the unplanned mid suite waterfall.
2. Apple: lucked out on obtaining a last second hh session when a breif mid day window of opportunity presented itself, that I stupidity overestimated my staying power during and prolonged the amazing bj to where I blew my top to no more than 2.7 thrusts into main event and was so spent could not recover gast enough to capitalize on her kind offer of round two w the small time window I had that day.
3. Nameless(not 100% sure and don't want to rudely guess incorrectly): semi-stumbled when post climax rubber legs failed me resulting in a stubbed toe during balance recovery manuevers that actually hurt like a MFer later when bliss wore off. Ironically, every time it hurt over the next few days, I'd smile
Now to get VIPOTG therapy centers as frequent as 711's to perhaps eliminate only other possible qualms anyone could have w the VIP crew lol
