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My handle is retarded

gotsome2004

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Change titles

"Momlover" sounds too warm and fuzzy. Anyone exhibiting warm and fuzzy sentiments on this board would be met with an angry mob sensing vulnerability and wanting your earlobes ripped off as trophies.

I suggest a more approprately repulsive title such as "mothafucka" that may be more respectable IMHO.
 

SeaToSky

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Yeah, that's a stupid handle, you don't want your dad to feel left out, Change it to "parentslover".
 

hitrack

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change it to donkey punch.
 

henryhill

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I think "momlover" is funny shit. I would keep it. Donkey Punch is pretty good too.
 

nanaimo1

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"Balls McLongcock"........Porn name from the movie Barely Legal I watched last night.
 

Sexy BBW

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SeaToSky said:
Yeah, that's a stupid handle, you don't want your dad to feel left out, Change it to "parentslover".
LMFAO 2 funny:D
 
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Papi Chulo

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re: "My handle is retarded"

momlover said:
Any suggestions on a new one? Thanks.
Stupid is as stupid does. I would say a "retarded" handle suits you. Afterall, you consider yourself to be semi-retarded.

momlover said:
I should say that my girlfriend is a semi-retired hooker, and I am a semi-retarded john :rolleyes:
 

pickupjoe

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momlover said:
Any suggestions on a new one? Thanks.
hows about a small change to making it 'mummylover', like in the pharos, pyraimids and all them old ancient things. :rolleyes:
 

Randy Whorewald

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Why not try Sheeplover.
 
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