Move to the US, be my girlfriend and I'll pay your bills...THIS GUY IS MY NEW HERO!

[TotallyTouchin]

http://vancouver.craigslist.org/adg/284291492.html

"I’m not rich, but about to be so. "....SWEET! ME TOO! Already something in common! (Damn Pyramid scheme......always takes longer than they say. But the money's comin....I can feel it)

"I’m not some loser who can’t get a date.".....no. Losers who can't get a date never proposition girls on the internet ADULT GIG section of craigslist. People who do that are cool. They get lots of dates. Everyone knows that....he's just stating the obvious here.

" I want to share my life with two sexy girls who love me and love one another."....and EVERYBODY knows that the way to get love from sexy girls is put out an ad...again...IN THE ADULT GIG section of craigslist and the OFFER THEM MONEY and limit their ages to 18-23....cause those are the women who are ready for lasting, loving bisexual-relationships (I thought everyone knew THAT) and BOOM! that always results in sexy girls falling in love with you and the other contestant. I mean geez...love is a precious thing.....that can TOTALLY be found by offering it as a "gig". Everyone knows THAT!

"I could have you on a plane tomorrow with a $1200/week job waiting for you, all of your problems: solved".... SWEET! All my problems solved????? This guy is better than I thought! I mean ok...not only am I going to be inlove...not just with him...but a CHICK..... he is going to solve my outstanding problems! This is a great offer ladies...especially the "working" ladies. Not "1200 dollars a week?!?!?" WOW! Plus be in love with my problems solved? Damn! Where has this prince charming BEEN all my life?

"please visit my website for more information"...ok...enough already..you are not a loser, I will fall in love with you, you will solve my ALL my problems PLUS you have a WEBSITE????? This guy ROCKS!!!! I know that when I look for a mate if they do not have a website explaining how cool they are....I just BOUNCE..I'm out of there. Like everyone knows that "terrific guys" who "get chicks" have websites to get more chicks. It's common sense really. That's dating 101. Get a website. Ask for love. I know that's how my parents met.

So ladies...I'm on board. I hope you are too so that we can fall in love and also fall in love with him. This is a hot offer. I know I took down my website a few monthes ago, but I think that I'm still cool. Its not like I'm a loser looking for boyfriends in the "adult gig" section of craigslist. Geez. I'm cool. It says so right here. On the internet. So it's true. MAN! I should put that website back up.....Get ahold of him. Let's all fall in love!

FUCKING PRICELESS! I LOVE THE WAY SOME PEOPLES MINDS WORK!

 

[Thais]

A compensation of $1,250 a week works out to $5,000 a month, quite possibly expenses are paid. I suspect that a young uninhibited girl who isn't too bright and has few options (relocation is required and besides she is put completely at his whim) could be tempted.
After all, sugardaddy sites have no shortage of female participants.

 

[TotallyTouchin]

You got it!

A compensation of $1,250 a week works out to $5,000 a month, quite possibly expenses are paid. I suspect that a young uninhibited girl who isn't too bright and has few options (relocation is required and besides she is put completely at his whim) could be tempted.
After all, sugardaddy sites have no shortage of female participants.

INDEED! And being "not too bright", "uninhibited ",(aren't we all at 18? God I was swingin from the chandeliers....wait that was yesterday, and between the ages of 18-23 with "not alot of options" is always a great start for "love". I agree. This guy is STILL my hero. Livin the dream baby..livin the dream.

 

[sdw]

INDEED! And being "not too bright", "uninhibited ",(aren't we all at 18? God I was swingin from the chandeliers....wait that was yesterday, and between the ages of 18-23 with "not alot of options" is always a great start for "love". I agree. This guy is STILL my hero. Livin the dream baby..livin the dream.

Hmm, none of my wives have been willing to settle for $5,000 a month. Maybe the guy has something going for himself.

 

[TotallyTouchin]

Hell yeah!

He can "solve all your problems". If that's not HOT then I don't know what is. Refer to his website.

 

[jjinvan]

he's not rich, but he's offering TWO chicks $5000 a month each.

Note that he actually said that he would give them a $5000 a month JOB.

So they have to work at this job, one would assume. What is the job? Stripper? Escort? Masseuse? Porn Actress? Website Cam Chick? Phonesex Girl? Who knows?

Maybe the way he is 'about to be rich' is by pimping off the two girls as duos a couple times a day and only paying them $5000 a month?

 

[sarahpassion]

Tiffany why are you making fun? It's all in the name of research

Tiffany I guess you are offended because you're not in his age group. Lol.
What a smuck, but I can imagine there are many ladies who are repling, that's the scarier part. They should just move to Utah and become mormons!

 

[TotallyTouchin]

Thanks Massagechickie-poo

Sometimes you read things that are just too money to keep to yourself . That guy totally rocks. I read it when I was totally bored and was like WHAT???? This has to be shared. Thanks for keepin it light girl!

 

[anonanon]

That is just desparate. Plus the guy states that he isnt rich but at the same time he wants to spend $10K on 2 girlfriends....

I wish I could be "not rich"...

 

[CJ Tylers]

mm... home made soup is good. Sometimes my l33t cooking skillz even amaze myself

Silly ads are amusing.

 

[athaire]

http://vancouver.craigslist.org/adg/284291492.html

"I’m not rich, but about to be so. "....SWEET! ME TOO! Already something in common! (Damn Pyramid scheme......always takes longer than they say. But the money's comin....I can feel it)

"I’m not some loser who can’t get a date.".....no. Losers who can't get a date never proposition girls on the internet ADULT GIG section of craigslist. People who do that are cool. They get lots of dates. Everyone knows that....he's just stating the obvious here.

" I want to share my life with two sexy girls who love me and love one another."....and EVERYBODY knows that the way to get love from sexy girls is put out an ad...again...IN THE ADULT GIG section of craigslist and the OFFER THEM MONEY and limit their ages to 18-23....cause those are the women who are ready for lasting, loving bisexual-relationships (I thought everyone knew THAT) and BOOM! that always results in sexy girls falling in love with you and the other contestant. I mean geez...love is a precious thing.....that can TOTALLY be found by offering it as a "gig". Everyone knows THAT!

"I could have you on a plane tomorrow with a $1200/week job waiting for you, all of your problems: solved".... SWEET! All my problems solved????? This guy is better than I thought! I mean ok...not only am I going to be inlove...not just with him...but a CHICK..... he is going to solve my outstanding problems! This is a great offer ladies...especially the "working" ladies. Not "1200 dollars a week?!?!?" WOW! Plus be in love with my problems solved? Damn! Where has this prince charming BEEN all my life?

"please visit my website for more information"...ok...enough already..you are not a loser, I will fall in love with you, you will solve my ALL my problems PLUS you have a WEBSITE????? This guy ROCKS!!!! I know that when I look for a mate if they do not have a website explaining how cool they are....I just BOUNCE..I'm out of there. Like everyone knows that "terrific guys" who "get chicks" have websites to get more chicks. It's common sense really. That's dating 101. Get a website. Ask for love. I know that's how my parents met.

So ladies...I'm on board. I hope you are too so that we can fall in love and also fall in love with him. This is a hot offer. I know I took down my website a few monthes ago, but I think that I'm still cool. Its not like I'm a loser looking for boyfriends in the "adult gig" section of craigslist. Geez. I'm cool. It says so right here. On the internet. So it's true. MAN! I should put that website back up.....Get ahold of him. Let's all fall in love!

FUCKING PRICELESS! I LOVE THE WAY SOME PEOPLES MINDS WORK!

Soooo after all the effort to stay on Perb and sweep you off your feet and take you out of O's trailer, your now in LOVE with the internet Man........I feel so abandoned and utterly hopeless..........

 

[Mr.O]

Hey Hunny...

He can "solve all your problems". If that's not HOT then I don't know what is. Refer to his website.

... I lost my job taday an I think maybe it wood be a good idear ifn' one a us takes him up on his offer!

I'll go ifn' ya wanna stay her wit da yungun's.

I alwayz kinda liked dem caseeno shacks anyhow.

Ifn' I go I thank I might just take cuzin Goober an his hot sisters wit me.

Hell... he probly ain't seen no hot womez like Goobs sisters B4.

Hell yeah!!! - I bet's he gives me a big ol' bonus after he gets a look at them tastee little pork rinds!

<img src="http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/1650/smittycaspot1.jpg" border=0 alt=' Yeee Haaaa!'></a>

 

[TotallyTouchin]

MR O and ATHAIRE

Mr. O.......seriously..shilling for your sisters is wrong. I know they are HOT....but seriously.....shake of the head, wag of the finger..

Althaire...you're on the short list. But I'm telling you...the guy that has the website and can solve all my problems is looking pretty hot right now. Don't worry though....I'm not in the running because I am 25. That's too old. What a jip. I'll call you later. Just gotta wait for drunken O to pass out...



"KEEP DRINKIN THA PILSNER O!"