Montezuma's Revenge World Tour with special guest Flying Dildo.

[Creole Lady Marmalade]

Many of you know of the illness Montezuma's Revenge as a short term illness when travelling abroad with not so nice side effects. I had an eventful night last night attending a Volunteer Night for Pace at Gallery Gachet and then later off to Kam's Place for some tasty Singaporean food. I ate well but what would come over me in the next few ours wasn't what I expected. In the wee hours of the morning it was enough for me to bolt to the bathroom and do my best to shake the illness. It only got progressively worse as the weakness and general malaise had kicked in. I think I may have beaten the curse and started checking out some online porn...

Arousal was progressing nicely and at one point had the vibe on my clit, dildo in me and ready to blow when something flew up my nose, I sneezed and out flew the dildo landing at the foot of the bed. What a waste of orgasm.

 

[gravitas]

I'm confused by your little story.....did you shit the bed like Spud or not?

 

[Creole Lady Marmalade]

I'm confused by your little story.....did you shit the bed like Spud or not?

Nope, didn't shit the bed. But how many people have sneezed out loud so powerful that it sent their dildo flying?

 

[gravitas]

But how many people have sneezed out loud so powerful that it sent their dildo flying?

For that I'll give you one. You are now a member of a very elite group of people....the Ballistic Dildo Bombadeers (BDB).

If you're feeling particularly patriotic you could go to Afghanistan with a tin of sneezing powder and some explosive tipped dildos and wreak havoc on the taliban

 

[shedevil]

off to Kam's Place for some tasty Singaporean food. I ate well but what would come over me in the next few ours wasn't what I expected. In the wee hours of the morning it was enough for me to bolt to the bathroom and do my best to shake the illness.

That, and perhaps an International Cheese plate later and...

Arousal was progressing nicely and at one point had the vibe on my clit, dildo in me and ready to blow when something flew up my nose, I sneezed and out flew the dildo landing at the foot of the bed. What a waste of orgasm.

It could only happen to you, Steph. lol
Did you get you groove back after? No happy ending?

SD

 

[littlejimbigher]

I remember Mitzi. She did put on a show. Gawd, that must have been in the early 80's I seen her.

 

[Creole Lady Marmalade]

That, and perhaps an International Cheese plate later and...



It could only happen to you, Steph. lol
Did you get you groove back after? No happy ending?

SD

In this case the cheese and wine came first, then the Singaporen food. And I remembered to take it with me this time.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Nope, didn't shit the bed. But how many people have sneezed out loud so powerful that it sent their dildo flying?

Nope - its never happened to me!!

 

[shedevil]

In this case the cheese and wine came first, then the Singaporen food. And I remembered to take it with me this time.

Good show, luv. Progress.

I miss Kam's. (Hot and sour soup!!!)

What about the orgasm goddammit?

SD