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Herb_The_Perb said:
Besides, it's not just the right thing to do, it's the law.
That's telling 'em Herbie!! :rolleyes:

 

Yman

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I find the whole MILF thing hilarious. Like as if the whole ' mother ' aspect is that intriguing--not. I mean when I was a kid, I thought some of my friends mom's were hot and it would have made good fodder for forum articles. But otherwise, I fail to see the attraction.

Let's face it, Desperate Housewives are anything but the norm.
 

Big Trapper

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letsrelax said:
Are there any good Mature, MILF-type SPs in the Vancouver area?
Uhhhh... yeah...

I don't know the percentage, but let's guess that probably half the ladies over 25 in the business have had a kid.
 

vancouverman

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Yman said:
Let's face it, Desperate Housewives are anything but the norm.
hmmmm, a norm ... for sure not. a very often occurrence ....... fur sure yes.


:D
 

metoo113

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MILF Action

Milf's are for guys who can't score with women their own age so they go after some horny old lady whose tits hang down to her navel.
 

ace85

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metoo113 said:
Milf's are for guys who can't score with women their own age so they go after some horny old lady whose tits hang down to her navel.
MILFs that are appealing are 35 -45 and take care of themselves.
 

Very Veronica

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Herb_The_Perb said:
Some guys are as old as the MILFs.
And some are older.
It's all relative.
Most however are younger...hehehe.
 

Avery

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metoo113 said:
...they go after some horny old lady whose tits hang down to her navel.
Not necessarily! Some have implants!


But, seriously, I'll take a MILF over a spinner any day. However, I prefer to call them cougars.
 

rockyy

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metoo113 said:
Milf's are for guys who can't score with women their own age so they go after some horny old lady whose tits hang down to her navel.
you know ...yman and metoowhateverthefuckyour number is ..oh yeah, lucky 113..you guys (and I use that term loosely since you're probably closet fags but oops, now I've gone and insulted homosexuals!) have to be the dumbest fucks on the planet. Oh wait, I get it. You;re the dorks who drive around the hitrack on saturday night in yer wayne's world 'Fun' mobile Ford Escort looking at the girls and going .'Whooaaaa, dude. Didja see that one'?' And the girls are looking at each other and going, 'I sure as hell hope you get those wienies and not me.'

Am I right, or am I right?
 
Milf, Schmilf, who cares.

I find the women that enjoy themselves the most are the ones I want to go back to and you probably can find them at any age but ...

I just find there are a much higher percentage of women who know what they want and appreciate men for the full deal and not just the friction that are over the age of 30. I'm operating on this basic formula (based on reasonable reviews by experienced pooners and my own spidey sense as a starting point):

Under 19 - Too much risk of jail, no thanks

19 - 22 - 15% chance that she's not just in it for the money. She may be a great actress and I might get fooled for the first hour but on a second go round, she invariably seems to be following a script.

22-25 - 25% chance

25-30 - 45% chance

30+ - 85% chance. Some of these women are probably just such good actresses that I can't tell but if a clit engorges in the forest and no-one is there to hear it, who cares?

Maybe that sounds pretty harsh to the younger women, but my batting average has been pretty consistent over 30 years.

Veronica:
A duo with you and Sabina would probably have my flesh-tulip in traction for a month. Does MSP cover this?
 

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Very Veronica said:
If your tastes run toward nasty brunettes, that'd me. Also, check out cougar cub Sabina...have not had the pleasure but i sure would like to. Hey, how about a milf duo?

http://www.eros-vancouver.com/files/bc-veronica99-veronica1.htm
How old is a cougar? What defines a Cougar?
How old is a cougar cub?
As a relative nooby here, I would be interested in knowing.
 

Randy Whorewald

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Aeiyah said:
I prefer SP's who are close to my age.
You can only go so far with that theory. I, being an over 50's guy would not be keen on laying down my hard earned bucks for a post menopausal SP. My preferred range appears to be early to late thirties. These are the ladies with the experience that I lust over. Now there are always exceptions to this. For example I think Veronica has that early thirties look I crave even though she MAY be older ( I think someone said she is 41 ?? She certainly has the experience I love. Once I get myself in shape I will give her a call. :)
 

40plus

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mature ladies

My expereince with ladies with some significant life experiences (a nice way of saying MILFs) are often much more relaxed with their clients. A particular visit some years ago with Eva Joy was was classic example of this. If she ever came out of retirement, I would certainly be back to see her.
 

bwaters

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Ah yes, another reminder that Eva Joy was my ATF. It's been a few years since her retirement but I'll bet she looks great. For those who didn't get to know her she is 5' 10" tall, blond, very attractive and great curves in all the right places. Sessions always started with a great bubble bath and most everything you could want was on the menu. A true GFE she was. At the time I recall she was 48 years old but kept in great shape by swimming and was just starting to do triathlons. Some lucky SOB stole her away and they got hitched. It was a sad day.
 
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