mid life crisis

[Sheen]

Anyone else go through one? What was your experince like?

I have realized that I have reached the plateau. Spent my 20's and 30's getting to this point and realizing this is it.

My pooning has increased from once every couple months to 2 to 3 times a month, bought a truck, and looking (but probably won't) at going back to school to try a different career once I retire in the next 10 to 15 years.

Time to get some new hobbies and start getting at my bucket list.

 

[nickcan]

You're a gambling man with increasing your pooning frequency in the middle of a pandemic.
Even if vaccinated I would ensure mask wearing the entire time since SP's are higher risk.

What career are you in now and what are you thinking of doing?

 

[Real Sonny Burnett]

Mid life crisis? Buy a Corvette or a Camaro and if you have daughter, start dating one of her friends.

 

[masterpoonhunter]

Haha, love this.
My first mid life crisis happened early when I divorced wife #1. I recall kinda, lots of drunken wild times with my then brotherhood, I mean cocaine and hookers, baby. Then life moved on and my second mid life crisis happened about 2/3 way through wife #2. Bought the Escalade and being a big bald guy wearing curved sunglasses, really loved the respect I got on the road. I mean people were driving up on the sidewalk to get out of my way, all gangstered up and all. Then the big divorce happened and the crisis turned into complete and utter freedom. I had always been philandering but woo eee my pooning went up to 2-3 a week usually different women. I mean total fucking man whore. Picking up bored housewives in the vegetable section of the local Safeway, hunting them down in lounges, bars, hell I even stopped them on the street. I have to wonder how I didn't pick up some deadly disease ...

Now I have become an elegant gentleman pooner as the Cadillac got traded in for the Volvo and an aging Chevy S10 and I'm wearing the RayBans instead of the curved glasses. I do still salivate though thinking of buying an '06 XLR with the 680HP ...

That's my mid life crisis's and I, as a fellow pooner, exonerate every one of you guys to go through it, get fucking crazy and enjoy.

 

[PuntMeister]

This was a great post, until the really sad and ugly bit where I lost all respect for your “choices”.

...the Cadillac got traded in for the Volvo

LoL. Live Large,

-Punt.

 

[Sphubby]

I guess I kinda went through mine 2 years ago just pre-pandemic. No cars or trucks, have always had them, I went for the 4 weeks in Philippines. Started with 2 girls a night for the first couple days then ended up hooking up with a 24 yr old girlfriend. Talk about putting some bounce back into your step. Nice thing there is no one looks twice at you, just the normal thing. Was nice to treat her like a princess, get her anything she wants and not breaking the bank. So appreciative of someone taking care of them.

Took her to a Boracay to a resort for 4 days and had the time of our lives. Highly recommend going there for a fantastic time. Flight is cheap, $120 round trip, from mainland and hotels are around $80 per night. Not a week goes by that does’t come up in my mind with fond memories.

I can’t wait until this pandemic is over and travel is possible again without large quarantine protocols, I will be booking my flight back asap. Have houses and a condo there so lots of places to stay. I think a month or two will be the next length of stay there.

Keep asking all my buddies if they want to come with me but none of the poor bastards are allowed to go without the wife lol. I can go with or without mine and still have the same fun.

Memories and feeling that I think will stay with me longer than driving around in a Cadillac, Corvette or BMW and a hell of alot cheaper. Lol

 

[masterpoonhunter]

This was a great post, until the really sad and ugly bit where I lost all respect for your “choices”.



LoL. Live Large,

-Punt.

But, the XLR!!

 

[steverino]

Jaguar XKR and Vegas trips. Also done some volunteer work and mentoring.

 

[luvsdaty]

Yup,decided to get the large fries and drink with my big mac

 

[Wakeup]

Mistress, wife was not happy! when we got caught numerous times,

All good now it seems but more careful for sure

 

[sybian]

Bought a Harley Soft Tail, with fringed saddle bags.

 

[westwoody]

This “crisis” is not real, it is a Social justice warrior way of ridiculing men who have worked hard and can finally get something they have always wanted.

Want a Jaguar? Want a Harley? Go get it and fuck the jealous losers.

You only live once. Enjoy yourself.

 

[poorboyv6]

I'm turning 50 this month and am looking for a way to celebrate.

Unfortunately, the pandemic is putting a damper on things.

 

[Workerbee]

Ive had like five of these already

 

[Ame123]

Got the softail,Cadillac, and the Filipino wife ready to retire and enjoy trips to the Philippines and something on the side

 

[Sphubby]

Got the softail,Cadillac, and the Filipino wife ready to retire and enjoy trips to the Philippines and something on the side

Sounds like we are on the same page on the second two items lol. Good for you.

 

[licks2nite]

New plastic garbage bin for my small condominium last summer. Occupants like easy lift lids. Made special in California so not really meant to be in the rain. Water accumulation inside adheres to small bags and loose stuff. Seems half the building won't secure their bags, so I spend an hour or two every day pulling fallen stuff up the inside with a stick and tying bags closed, expecting if folks see me doing this, they'll get the idea and secure their own bags. Never thought I'd be doing anything like this but now that I have to go to a return-it depot with my own now, I'm collecting enough to nearly cover cost of my groceries with what's found loose.

 

[masterpoonhunter]

New plastic garbage bin for my small condominium last summer. Occupants like easy lift lids. Made special in California so not really meant to be in the rain. Water accumulation inside adheres to small bags and loose stuff. Seems half the building won't secure their bags, so I spend an hour or two every day pulling fallen stuff up the inside with a stick and tying bags closed, expecting if folks see me doing this, they'll get the idea and secure their own bags. Never thought I'd be doing anything like this but now that I have to go to a return-it depot with my own now, I'm collecting enough to nearly cover cost of my groceries with what's found loose.

W T F ??

 

[80watts]

Mid Life Crisis. Doing something you always wanted to do, but were tied up by social norms.

Just remember You always come first.
And break as many of those 10 commandments as possible..... LOL

 

[Uncled]

And break as many of those 10 commandments as possible..... LOL

I have always wanted to kill my annoying neighbor and screw his hot MILF wife.