I feel every time I visit a AMP or private I need to bring along a set of hedge trimmers. Don't get me wrong I love my Asian sweeties but I've been trying to find a clean shaven one for a while or even some what shaven? just as long as she doesn't look like she's giving birth to Don King. Any recommendations fellow pooners? On top of that any recommendations for BBBJ with CIM/COF?
Maybe I'm just too picky?
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may at swan lake has a minimal amount of pubic hair down below. with a great massage and great service afterwards, i would strongly consider giving her a try.
Now if there was a way to politely tell them that flossing while blowing them wasn't on the menu.CoCo said:
Personally a trimmed gent is best. It doesn't absorb too many odours and doesn't get caught and eventually ripped out by the strap on my watch.
OUCH!"Manscaping"
It's a good thing!
If you guys ever wonder why women won't give you a long blowjob or lick your balls, it's because you need to TRIM it!
Bella
It's a good thing!
If you guys ever wonder why women won't give you a long blowjob or lick your balls, it's because you need to TRIM it!
Bella
I like Luther's formula:
SS + AA + CC = GGF.
(Shaved Stones + Aromatic Ass + Clipped Claws = Great Glorious Fucking)
Mind you, I am Luther.
SS + AA + CC = GGF.
(Shaved Stones + Aromatic Ass + Clipped Claws = Great Glorious Fucking)
Mind you, I am Luther.
I don't know if I'd trust myself shaving down there let alone a woman. Definately would need to be a safety razor at least, none of that old time nasty looking barbershop blade shit! Heck I don't even like having other people cut my fingernails.CoCo said:
Didn't realize the ladies hated flossing so much. I guess I'll have to do something about that before the next visit ...
Yeah I concur.... not many asian girls who have bald kitties. You want bald? Go to Ayumi @ Prosper (on Kingsway). 85 lb body with perky B cups, tight little ass and BALD PUSSY!!!
Nair?
One time a sales girl at Essences (sorry you lovely people but I have to bust you on this one)...told me that the peppermint cream is really great for handjobs because it gives the guy that "tingley feeling". I take no responsibility in the conversation at all.....it must have just COME UP. Those dirty talkers at Essence!
I was super eager to try it, dating someone at the time and was like "HEY DO YOU WANT THAT TINGLEY FEELING????"He was non enthusiastic but he did it.
Long story short...I freakin BURNED THE DUDES COCK PARTICALLY OFF. It sucked no sex that night.
Apparently the girl who recommended the cream to me had either a boyfriend with balls and cocks of steel, my guy was a total BABY OR peppermint foot cream should NOT be applied to the cock and ball region.
So be careful with that nair you naked penis lovers. It could get dangerous. I'll never forget the look in my guys eye when he was bathing himself in cold water after the debunkled HANDJOB.
One time a sales girl at Essences (sorry you lovely people but I have to bust you on this one)...told me that the peppermint cream is really great for handjobs because it gives the guy that "tingley feeling". I take no responsibility in the conversation at all.....it must have just COME UP. Those dirty talkers at Essence!
I was super eager to try it, dating someone at the time and was like "HEY DO YOU WANT THAT TINGLEY FEELING????"He was non enthusiastic but he did it.
Long story short...I freakin BURNED THE DUDES COCK PARTICALLY OFF. It sucked no sex that night.
Apparently the girl who recommended the cream to me had either a boyfriend with balls and cocks of steel, my guy was a total BABY OR peppermint foot cream should NOT be applied to the cock and ball region.
So be careful with that nair you naked penis lovers. It could get dangerous. I'll never forget the look in my guys eye when he was bathing himself in cold water after the debunkled HANDJOB.
That's aight. Just tell her the burning sensation is gonorrhea. She should totally get that looked at.TotallyTouchin said:
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