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saneman

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Hey guys, I've posted here a bit but wouldn't consider myself a regular poster and am looking for a bit of feedback around massage options here in town. I do visit full service SPs occasionally but my real hobby has always been massages and I've been having trouble finding something local that fits my needs. I'm going to run down my experiences and maybe people can comment on whether there's anyone out there I've missed.

Noi's - this has essentially been my go-to place. There are currently three ladies working there: Lily, Jen and Lake. Lily has been there forever and everyone reading this has probably seen her at some point. She has huge natural tits and gives a decent massage and finish. Her attitude can be very hit and miss, sometimes she's great, sometimes she'll spend the entire session complaining about her life. Lake gives a great massage but I find the finish is always very rushed as she goes for the kill immediately after the flip. Very nice body but her huge rock-hard fake tits are personally a turn off although I know some guys are into that. She used to run Mont's for those who remember that place. Jen I've seen an embarrassing number of times; she's skinny and can have kind of a shitty attitude but for some reason her and I just click. While I still enjoy seeing her I'm looking for a bit of variety. Won used to work there and was crazy hot but unfortunately left the biz months ago - if she's still working and anyone knows where she is for the love of god let me know! All ladies will do FS.

Touch of Euphoria / Cozy Spot. Two ladies, sonya and ashley. Both give an ok massage and release. No options beyond HJ. Ashley has an insanely hot body - she must work out all the time - but, again, huge rock-hard fake tits don't do it for me. Sonya is a bit older than ashley and isn't as attractive but still looks good and provides decent service (her massage skills kind of suck tbh). Decent place all-in-all if you just want a basic massage with release and no extras.

Island Bodyworks. Have yet to be offered an attendant under the age of what appears to be 60 and, as such, have never stayed or even bothered checking the place out for at least a year.

VI massage. Lady named Nicole who works out of various hotels. Saw her once and will not repeat. I believe she is massage only but have no desire to find out.

Gentlemen's spa. Three ladies work there - hotlips, ally, and chantelle styles. So far I have seen all but chantelle as booking an appointment with her is comparable to capturing live footage of bigfoot; I've been trying to connect with her for like 6 months and have kind of given up at this point as she seems to only be in town for like 2 days per month so if you see her ad on backpage I'd recommend jumping on that shit immediately. Hotlips has been very well reviewed on this board and I don't want to say anything about her other than that I'm not personally into BBW's but have seen her once and have no complaints about the service. Allie is kind of a weird one; I've seen her a couple of times now and while she provides good service for some reason her and I just don't click. Nothing specifically negative to say about her - sometimes people just aren't a good match!

....and that's about it for my experiences. I've heard there's an asian micro on Cypress st but haven't tried it - anyone have experience? Are there any other obvious massage providers out there that I may be unaware of?

When I want FS I usually go to BME and have had some hit and miss experiences although keep going back as they always have younger ladies. I have seen Lalaini a few times but have decided that I prefer more of a GFE type session as opposed to the PSE experience Lalaini provides.

Thanks for any recommendations guys!

EDIT: had a couple of facts wrong in my section on the gentlemen's spa, everything should be accurate now!
 
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LalaniElectrica

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Thx saneman for the kind words! Sorry I'm too much of a nympho for some lower key gfe requests! You know me by now! I can try and tone it down for any future visits if they are in the cards, just remind me if you ever do happen to book with me again...;)...

On that note, I highly recommend Vanessa for your gfe sessions. She's very reliable, drop dead gorgeous (her pics do not do her justice) and she's a more relaxed pace for you, and she's always a great experience consistently. Let me know if you want me to forward her your # :)

Take care luv, have a fun weekend!

Kisses,

Lalani xoxox

P.s. I tried to send this via p.m. but your stored messages are full atm...;)
 

saneman

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P.s. I tried to send this via p.m. but your stored messages are full atm...;)
Oops! I didn't realize that was possible, thanks for letting me know. I have seen Vanessa once and and had a good time but haven't had the chance to repeat...thanks for reminding me about her though!
 

Hugh-pickle

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This is a fantastic summary. I have never been to island body works, but sounds like I didn't miss anything. Sorry to hear you can't seem to meet up with chantelle, I've never had a problem booking her and quite excited to know she can be seen in town rather than nanoose area. She is in town today FYI! But unfortunately I'm not around. She is really fucking hot, check out her vids on the website, and imagine that naked sitting on your chest.

Only three ladies work at the gentlemans spa, BTW.
 

saneman

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For the past few months its only been Ashley at Cozey Spot. Sonya ran out on the business for unrelated personal reasons as I understand it. I find Ashley gorgeous and she does a great handy but I often find myself wishing she has some professional massage training. It's not bad, but it is amateur.
Wow I had no idea, I guess that explains why it always seems to be closed whenever I go by as my schedule often coincided with Sonya's shift. I can't imagine Ashley's going to keep the place running solo for long which is a shame as there are so few alternatives out there. I often wondered why they didn't hire more talent but whenever I asked they always said that it was too hard to find anyone reliable.

RE: your experience at Noi's my guess is that you saw Won who only worked there a short time and was new to the business. I know she eventually started doing FS but at first it wasn't an option for her so she likely quoted you a crazy number to avoid just saying no. If you're still interested I'd try again, it's definitely a legit place and any of the three ladies working there now will do FS for a reasonable price.
 

nanguy

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I just saw Lake today there...FS w/DATY...she embarrassedly apologized for cumming and said she wasn't supposed to<G>...a bit rushed however but she was very clean and seemed up for just about anything (I think I had the pleasure a couple of years ago at Mont's too)
 
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