Massage parlor etiquette...

AfterHoursJer

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So I was an an AMP recently and had a somewhat unpleasant start to the experience. I do early morning sessions because I like morning sex, and I assume I was the first of the day. I was just getting comfortable when the doorbell rang, no big deal, the lady politely excused herself to go tell the next guy to wait. The guy would not take "later" as an answer, he kept asking "is there anyone else" and "how long" and "are you sure there's no one else", and "can you call someone else in?" It took time, but he did get the hint. I would have thought that the sign that said "please leave your shoes here" and my shoes being already there would have given him the hint, but eh.

This is not the first time I've had this happen, a few years ago, there was a guy who was getting quite aggressive. I was a few minutes into the massage and a guy rang the bell. At first the lady did not answer, as she had moved the "open" sign when I came in. The guy kept ringing the bell, though and she finally got a robe on and went to ask him to come back. The guy would not leave, she kept saying "later, later" and he just kept asking "why not now, is there someone already in there?" Then he asked, "Can I wait here?" She said, again, "come back later" and closed the door. Just a few minute pass and they guy is banging on the door, she had to go back out and tell him to leave, but he kept arguing with her. I was almost to the point where I was ready to yell at him to FUCK OFF. He did leave finally, but when I was done and getting into the shower he came back and I had to wait in the washroom while the lady escorted him to the other room.

It has happened quite a few times, most of the time the guys are respectful and leave right away without a word. And I have had it the other way around as well. I ring the bell and the lady tells me no, so I leave and ether go elsewhere or come back another time.

I am pretty sure most of the guys here are respectful, but if you are reading this and thinking, oops, that might have been me. Allow me to politely say, FUCK OFF. ;)
 

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I only started going to AMP very very recently. I alway call when outside to double check if the person is still available or if someone is available. Don’t want to sit around waiting
 

jamasianman

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OP if you have trouble with people being weird then just book indies. Its a lot more intimate setting when its just the two of you and no interruptions. I once tried a massage parlour and had some good times but then they started fighting over me and interrupting my sessions with yelling and it got weird. I haven't gone back.
 
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First, it doesn't help anyone if the place's name remains untold. (A one-girl AMP? We all like to know which one to avoid.)

Second, at least the OP was let in and given service, despite the disruption. Two summers ago, I arrived a little early for my appointment and was denied entry, made to wait outside the building even though all rooms were empty. And the crew had way more than one girl.
 
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Most MP ladies don't do much kissing or at all and daty is seen as a gift. That makes me rather pay for the Asian micros for a bit more.

A long time ago one of the Swan Lakes ladies use to give bbbj and cof each time but she was Def the exception.
 
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I am so used to agencys and massage parlors that have protocalls in place where there is no chance of running into other clientel when entering or walking out but that all changed when I was at a massage parlor in Vancouver with a crew of guys. This place was a anything goes greasy clown show where you could walk in at any giving time without having to pre book. I know its normal for parlors to have walk-ins but you would at least expect a setup where there was no chance of running into other random guys at any giving time.

From the very first moment you walk in ladies will swarm you in a way where they pretty much force you to pick them. My friends barely put a thought into the situation and instantly accepted whatever lady that forcefully grabbed their attention first. After they were whisked off to their rooms I was left to decide my options. I was not down with having little say in the matter so I decided to browse. I am used to places where the availability of ladies is low, pre booking is the go to starting point and being able to walk in and browse is out of the question. This place was the complete opposite. Picture a large group of ladies all sitting or walking around waiting for clients. Once that door rings get ready for an all out royal rumble. Especially when its a group of walk-ins.

After getting passed the old aunties I started to see younger ladies available but I also ended up seeing other random guys walking around or being whisked away. While I was getting a massage from a pretty attractive younger asian I could hear 10-15 mins of hardcore pounding in a different room with crazy loud moaning. I guess the walls were paper thin?
The lady massaging me was laughing, giggling and saying - omg! what is going on out there? At one point she stopped and listened giving me this feeling like like she thought some inccident was going down but then carried on massaging and laughing. It was an experience for sure. Etiquette was no where to be found.
 
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AfterHoursJer

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OP if you have trouble with people being weird then just book indies. Its a lot more intimate setting when its just the two of you and no interruptions. I once tried a massage parlour and had some good times but then they started fighting over me and interrupting my sessions with yelling and it got weird. I haven't gone back.
I have booked independents on a few occasions, and yes I find them much more satisfying. It's not always an option though due to time constraints as well as a serious lack of providers in my area. The AMPs I go to are usually pretty good, and it's not the ladies I have an issue with, it's the demanding guys who act like they are too important to wait.

I can see why you choose not to go back, that does not sound like a enjoyable experience at all.
 
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AfterHoursJer

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First, it doesn't help anyone if the place's name remains untold. (A one-girl AMP? We all like to know which one to avoid.)

Second, at least the OP was let in and given service, despite the disruption. Two summers ago, I arrived a little early for my appointment and was denied entry, made to wait outside the building even though all rooms were empty. And the crew had way more than one girl.
I didn't give a name of the place because the point I was trying to make had nothing to do with the service of the provider, it was about the rude dude who didn't want to wait his turn. Also, the experiences I was describing came from several different places.

For your second point, yes, I am usually happy with the service I get from the local AMPs. It sucks that you were told to wait outside, if that had happened to me I would have gone somewhere else for sure.
 

AfterHoursJer

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Most MP ladies don't do much kissing or at all and daty is seen as a gift. That makes me rather pay for the Asian micros for a bit more.

A long time ago one of the Swan Lakes ladies use to give bbbj and cof each time but she was Def the exception.
I agree, I would rather go to an independent provider when I can. My time limits kind of restrict that though.
 
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