Manual release?

slowpoke

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What does this mean? I checked the sticky on abreviations but couldn't find it. :confused:

Is it worth paying 80 bucks for?
 

mexman

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I don't believe it!!!

Is that why they call you slowpoke? It's a hand job! Or in my case a two hand job!!!!
 

mexman

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Thats funny

I did laugh when I read that. Its amazing what people can read between the lines here on perb!!! Be sure to clarify. Thanks for the chuckle Mike!
 

mynameisPete

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I think he is talking about the "how to " manual.

Could be a hot seller for some readers. $80 bucks for the hard cover.

After reading this quick snippet of a post, I thought I should add some value to it - so ...

I actually had a couple of encounters (some free and some from a service) where the woman had absolutely no clue how to give a manual release.. And this book would have come in handy.

They thought that if they just rubbed and rubbed and rubbed, in that all so familiar up and down motion that this would work.... after I was tired of laughing to myself, wondering how long they could keep going, and after worrying about heat rash from the friction, .... I asked them to try something else.
 

Randy Whorewald

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slowpoke said:
What does this mean? I checked the sticky on abreviations but couldn't find it. :confused:

Is it worth paying 80 bucks for?
It means Manuel labour is a Mexican and who makes 80 Bucks a week. I don't know if he's worth 80 bucks but some people do pay that much.
 

hugedman

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Oldfart said:
I think he's a distant cousin to Dirty Sanchez.
and that cousin of Dirty Sanchez is J LO... :D yes, that's true, she will teach you how to manually release... :D
 

slowpoke

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That's sorta what I thought. I was wondering if she needed a manual to find it or something.

So the real question to ask is if she gives me a handjob or if I'm supposed to whack off in front of her.

Hope she has safety glasses - occupational hazards and all ;)
 

Herb_The_Perb

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slowpoke said:
That's sorta what I thought. I was wondering if she needed a manual to find it or something.

So the real question to ask is if she gives me a handjob or if I'm supposed to whack off in front of her.

Hope she has safety glasses - occupational hazards and all ;)
OK, it's time to stop razzing you.
She does the work, not you.
 

Randy Whorewald

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mexman said:
Is that why they call you slowpoke? It's a hand job! Or in my case a two hand job!!!!
Thats nothing mexman, in my case its two hands and a throat job. :cool:
 
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