I have not seen VV, she is on my list - the damn list keeps getting longer.
However, if it were me who was considering a last hurrah or the like - I think I'd lean towards a multi hour appt with JessikaXXX.
Or maybe not - it would probably be so good I would not want to retire...
Hey, why not try one of those 50+ and butt ugly ones on CL? That'll definitely keep you retired...