Attention: Gentlemen/folk of excellent comportment and generosity.
My name is Ray Harridan, and I am a bold and plucky adventuress seeking a dashing accomplice for exploration of the world’s more libidinous pursuits.
What this position (multiple positions, really) offers:
What I offer as your expedition leader:
What I look for in a fellow adventurer:
For more information and to apply for this coveted position, please read my portfolio at www.rayharridan.ca and write to me with your very best ideas.
My name is Ray Harridan, and I am a bold and plucky adventuress seeking a dashing accomplice for exploration of the world’s more libidinous pursuits.
What this position (multiple positions, really) offers:
- Warm and honest conversation to become familiar with your adventuress
- A delightfully cozy and private Vancouver studio to embark upon your quest
- Soft sheets to relax in and an even softer pair of legs to wrap around your waist (for safety, obviously)
- Lengthy lists of acronyms that are on offer, and a very short list that aren’t
- Excellent views (deep warm valleys, smooth round peaks, green-eyed seas to lose yourself in)
- Very little chance of peril
What I offer as your expedition leader:
- Excellent and accurate mapping skills of all the best places to survey
- Years of sexperience in finding new ways to get lost and found again
- Long, stocking-clad legs that can cross the miles in style
- Ecstatic verbal encouragement and validation of your successful missions
- Many adorable expedition outfits and in-fits
- Above average scores on all required qualifying certifications, especially oral exams
- Please see attached photos for other benefits
What I look for in a fellow adventurer:
- Dedication to curiosity and an open mind
- Warm, eager, and talented hands (will tutor if further training is needed)
- Loves long, hard, heavy breathing days and nights looking for the next climax, I mean, peak
- Likes to give me things (pearls, coin, compliments, etc)
For more information and to apply for this coveted position, please read my portfolio at www.rayharridan.ca and write to me with your very best ideas.
