Lauren @ Sinderellas

xraygogs

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Dante, I wouldn't worry. When you're with Lauren, the last thing you'll be thinking about is boys!
 

cgyschmoozer

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xraygogs said:
CgySz, Lauren is the equivalent of Wayne Gretzky ..
Hey xray, so are you saying that you also had a session with Gretzky, and wehn are u going to give us a review on your session with gretzky? :D not too graphic or visual, ok? i don't wanna read about you doin cowgirl on gretz..:D
 

xraygogs

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CgySchmo, everyones a comedian. It is always visions of chuck wagon races and rodeos dancing in your heads every year until July rolls around and the hordes of mosquitos come pouring out of the Old Man river that you Calgary boys are finally in your element.

Its all about Lauren. We celebrate her outstanding achievements here. It is not us who are suggesting any kind of weekend swap. We have Lauren here, are proud of her, so get on the Deerfoot and head north. Lauren is more than worth the drive.
 

cgyschmoozer

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Definitely NOT thinking about boys here...

Lauren,

check out this Hot Stuff . When nex i come up to etown, i'd love to see you greeting me in one of these.. which one would you like, and i can order it for you..:) wooooo!!
 

cgyschmoozer

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Re: Challange to Calgarians

BigEye said:
You want Lauren?

Being a skier, just bums me out we need to go at least 4hrs to get some decent height. I propose you MOVE a mountain closer to us (there's many to spare right?) & we'll consider it LOL!
ok BigEye, howz about we move this one? up to etown?

we'll name it Mt. Lauren becuz of its lovely hills and valleys, and majestic grandeuer. :)
 

Lauren

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LOL... flattery will get you everywhere!!!
Hmmmm... that one's nice cgyschmoozer, but what about that little school girl outfit?? I like that one the best.
Now there's a gift I certainly wouldn't turn away.... (wink, wink)
 

xraygogs

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You know Lauren, you should have a "theme" day every week when on that one day, you'll be wearing a theme outfit, like the school girl uniform, or the prissy librarian / secretary thing ... what do you think???
 

cgyschmoozer

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Lauren said:
LOL... flattery will get you everywhere!!!
Hmmmm... that one's nice cgyschmoozer, but what about that little school girl outfit?? I like that one the best.
Now there's a gift I certainly wouldn't turn away.... (wink, wink)
The little school girl outfit?? The one i have this hot fetish for?? You got it babe!! am ordering it for you right now!!:p

Anything else I can get you while i'm on their website? :D

Nothing's too good for TBITB (The Best in The Business).
 

xraygogs

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Cgyschmo, the chick in the first pic wears way too much make up to be Lauren. I like the skirt and stockings in the 2nd pic, but the top needs to expose more cleavage! Maybe if she dispensed with the tie, undid all the buttons except for the bottom 1 or 2, then tied it off ... oh yeah, that would be a Lauren outfit!!

I remember there was this one time where she had on the school girl uniform and then got in character with this spoiled brat attitude and slapped me down on the table saying "today you're gonna massage me little boy" and she tore open the shirt and her black front closure all at once grabbed the oil, squirted it all over her perfectly sculpted breasts and the shit ran down her stomach onto her skirt and she flung those oily globes from heaven onto my face and .... uhhh ..ohhh .. oh boy ... was I daydreaming at my computer again??!!?!

Yep, looks like it was. Unfortunately none of that has happened.....
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cgyschmoozer

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Money talks, and bullshit walks, xrg..

cgyschmoozer said:
Okay xrg, i'll let you in on this one since we both like the lady so much.

Why don't i get her this sexy schoolgirl outfit?
and you can get her This Other sexy schoolgirl outfit? since there are 2 of them.

remember, i'm doin u a favor here, :)

Sorry xrg, i gotta revoke my offer man! I just found out you not too serious about having sessions with Lauren or giving her your business. :( All yer been doing is fantasizing, like yer post above.

After telling me this:
xraygogs said:
Cgyschmoo ..We have Lauren here, are proud of her, so get on the Deerfoot and head north. Lauren is more than worth the drive.
I find out that, while you living right up there in etown, you have only had ONE session with her..ONE !! :(
xraygogs said:
I haven't even seen Lauren since my original review. I don't PM her, she doesn't PM me, and everything I've said about her is based on the one session we had.
Shit man!! Your big on talk, but your Not walking the walk!! You can't even phone her for an appointment?????? All i can say is that i'm donw here in calgary, you up there in edmonton, and I have given her more business than you have!! Like, man....who else you giving your business too, anyways???

I'm disappointed in you man..real disappointed..:(
 
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cgyschmoozer

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feature event at nex pa meeting?

Mikey, maybe we can have it as a feature event for the nex pa meeting..:D wheres it gointo be? alberta beach? i guess this means i get an invite to nex pa?! :D

and i want a percentage of the concessions!!!

ps. i draw the line at uzis and AK-47s for this contest.:)
 

cgyschmoozer

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Face shots.

Lauren said:
For you gentlemen who haven't met me before, you may be somewhat disappointed to find that my pics don't include face shots.
Lauren
xoxo
Well hon, neither do yer sessions (include face shots, that is :D ) , but we still luv ya anyways..:D

Lauren said:
my pics don't include face shots. ... you'll just have to pop by to see the rest... LOL...
Lauren
xoxo
And when we do see the rest, we most do certainly go POP POP POP!!!:D oops, that should be only one POP, no POP POP POP allowed .:D
 

xraygogs

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Mikey, I can always count on you as a great mediator!

AK-47's are hard to hold still enough to get a head shot with, so I'm agreement there. The UZI doesn't doesn't have high enough calibre rounds so that is cool too. Maybe we should go with knives instead. No noise, no brass to pick up and dispose. Less attention and easier to explain than gun shot wounds.

By the way, I'm the ONE who personally said I've only seen her once in the public forum. I also never said I only see one SP either. In fact, seeing Lauren, I've only seen 2 other SP's, so I don't get out and get around like others do. In this area, I know Lauren does not feel any betrayal by how many times I see her or don't see her. The fact I am such a huge supporter of Lauren after only one visit speaks great volumes of the quality of this girl, and my measure and devotion to her is qualitative, and not quantitative MSOG boy. My loyalty and enthusiasm towards her are expressed in this thread and others involving her. Do you really believe that most guys see one SP and one SP only??

Anyways, if knives are good for you, let me know and we'll do it up.
 
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