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Maury Beniowski

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Writing a Will is a real bitch, even if is only a couple of pages long.

But it sure has to save a lot of headaches later on...

On the the other hand, it puts relationships in a different perspective.

Asking recipients about it brings out a lot of interesting results.

I guess it's better to get the fighting over with now...
 

LonelyGhost

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its a lot easier if you just leave it all to charity.

mine is ALL going to an animal rescue society ... i figure they can use all the help they can get.
 

maverick73

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Maury Beniowski said:
Writing a Will is a real bitch, even if is only a couple of pages long.

But it sure has to save a lot of headaches later on...

On the the other hand, it puts relationships in a different perspective.

Asking recipients about it brings out a lot of interesting results.

I guess it's better to get the fighting over with now...
Yes, better to get the fighting over with now then to have your family fight over your estate for years in the courts and tear the family apart.

What kind of "interesting results" are you getting? As far as I'm concerned, unless somebody took care of you, anything they get is a bonus and shouldn't be expected.

If they start getting greedy, give it to a charitable cause .... since u are a retired lawyer-engineer, why not start a few scholarships in your name... the Maury Beniowski scholarship fund... awarded to the student that best exemplifies trolloutsmanship and gets on your nerves the most :).
 

gravitas

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LonelyGhost said:
its a lot easier if you just leave it all to charity
exactly....there are some personal items that are to be given to close friends and family, I'm going to have a pieces of my shit incased in lucite and sent to the CRA, Robert Milton (provided I predecease the fucker, if not then it goes to the Air Canada archives), each and every canadian tire store I've been in, every walmart, the calgary ups depot, and other people/companies who piss me off before I croak

Beyond that all my assets, life insurance will get split between the Calgary Humane Society, AIDS Calgary, the Canadian Cancer Society, the MS Society of Canada and another unnamed charity.
 

Dakota Wood

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A friend of mine had a family member who made a condition in her will that if anyone challenged what they were left in her will, they automatically got nothing. You don't like that you got 'only' fifty thousand dollars? Now you get SFA, are you liking that better? I thought it was brilliant. Leaving family members you don't like one dollar is a good idea. Otherwise they could try to claim that you merely forgot to include them in your will. The dollar shows that not only did you think of them, you didn't think very much of them. I like the idea of the final burn on someone you couldn't stand in life. Imagine going to the reading of the will, wondering if you were left the car, or the jewellery, or the art collection, etc...only to be told "Here's your dollar, you may go". The thought of that happening to my sister makes me smile.
 
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In BC any will can be contested. This is known as the Wills Variation Act. BC is the only province with this.

Dakota Wood said:
A friend of mine had a family member who made a condition in her will that if anyone challenged what they were left in her will, they automatically got nothing. You don't like that you got 'only' fifty thousand dollars? Now you get SFA, are you liking that better? I thought it was brilliant. Leaving family members you don't like one dollar is a good idea. Otherwise they could try to claim that you merely forgot to include them in your will. The dollar shows that not only did you think of them, you didn't think very much of them. I like the idea of the final burn on someone you couldn't stand in life. Imagine going to the reading of the will, wondering if you were left the car, or the jewellery, or the art collection, etc...only to be told "Here's your dollar, you may go". The thought of that happening to my sister makes me smile.
 

westwoody

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Maury Beniowski said:
Asking recipients about it brings out a lot of interesting results.
You do find out a lot about your family this way.
While my mother was in palliative care last fall my sister and her asshole husband went into my parents basement without permission and looted it, sold all kinds of really valuable stuff on Ebay. I'm furious and sickened that they still don't even think they did anything wrong! They both say "It's just stuff Mom and Dad were never going to use anyway".
 

Maury Beniowski

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Dakota Wood said:
A friend of mine had a family member who made a condition in her will that if anyone challenged what they were left in her will, they automatically got nothing. You don't like that you got 'only' fifty thousand dollars? Now you get SFA, are you liking that better? I thought it was brilliant. Leaving family members you don't like one dollar is a good idea. Otherwise they could try to claim that you merely forgot to include them in your will. The dollar shows that not only did you think of them, you didn't think very much of them. I like the idea of the final burn on someone you couldn't stand in life. Imagine going to the reading of the will, wondering if you were left the car, or the jewellery, or the art collection, etc...only to be told "Here's your dollar, you may go". The thought of that happening to my sister makes me smile.
Jump Jack Flash said:
In BC any will can be contested. This is known as the Wills Variation Act. BC is the only province with this.
Being dumped out of a Will would not hold much water in Court, and as JJF said, especially in BC. The very fact that one is named in the Will to begin with, gives that person rights that cannot be reversed by the Testator should the mood of the recipient take a turn for the worst. In fact, the complainant stands an excellent chance in any subsequent challenge, in just about any jurisdiction in most developed nations, not only BC. This is why it is important to discuss the content of the Will with the recipients. That way there are no surprises, everybody gets a copy, and the challenges are dealt with up front, "as they should be".
 

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I've decided to spend every fucking penny I've got on pooning. Line up girls, the fun has just begun.
 

dirtydan

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Maury Beniowski said:
Writing a Will is a real bitch, even if is only a couple of pages long.

But it sure has to save a lot of headaches later on...

On the the other hand, it puts relationships in a different perspective.

Asking recipients about it brings out a lot of interesting results.

I guess it's better to get the fighting over with now...

About 5 years ago I went to Staples and bought a will kit for about $10-12. Yes indeed writing it can be on the gruelling side. But everything is to be divided equally and I asked a friend to be the executor rather than a family member.
 

Dakota Wood

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dirtydan said:
I asked a friend to be the executor rather than a family member.
Excellent point. With family members, there could be personal feelings and/or past baggage that would cloud the process of being a fair and nonbiased executor/trix.

btw-I should have clarified, my friend's aunt didn't live in BC.
 

Fourplay

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Personally, I don't like thinking about when the day I die, and where my estate and belongings will go. I am enjoying life too much to think of ever leaving it.
 

aznboi9

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Dakota Wood said:
Imagine going to the reading of the will, wondering if you were left the car, or the jewellery, or the art collection, etc...only to be told "Here's your dollar, you may go". The thought of that happening to my sister makes me smile.
Ouch! :p :p
 
My family is a bunch of cock suckers! Years ago when my grandfather died, I saw family I never knew exsisted come out of the woodwork. Everybody wanted a piece of the pie. Not me. I could care less if my family leaves me anything. In fact, I'd give it back and say FUCK OFF! I have little contact with my family. Simply because before I became successful, they wanted nothing to do with me. Now, even in life, because I'm doing well, they all want to be pals and come over. Money and personal gain sure changes family members.
When I die, I want to be burned with everything I own. In my fire proof safe, there will be a note that says EAT SHIT!
I wonder if I'll be invited for Christmas dinner this year...
One thing I have learned in life is that family are the worst. I'd rather give my money to a stranger, than to give it to family who has, can, and will stab you in the back at one point and time.
I almost sound bitter. However, I'm not. I actually find amusement in watching family play games and run around like worker ants. Trying to get everything they can for nothing.
As far as material things, I have always had the attitude: If you didn't work for it and earn it yourself, it ain't worth shit! The saying holds true, You respect and take care of the things that you work hard for. If it's just handed to you, you take it for granted. You can see it in any rich kid who's daddy bought him a nice car. Lots of attitude, but 0% pride in the fact he did it himself.
 

aznboi9

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ScottyTwoHotty said:
My family is a bunch of cock suckers! Years ago when my grandfather died, I saw family I never knew exsisted come out of the woodwork. Everybody wanted a piece of the pie. Not me. I could care less if my family leaves me anything. In fact, I'd give it back and say FUCK OFF! I have little contact with my family. Simply because before I became successful, they wanted nothing to do with me. Now, even in life, because I'm doing well, they all want to be pals and come over. Money and personal gain sure changes family members.
When I die, I want to be burned with everything I own. In my fire proof safe, there will be a note that says EAT SHIT!
I wonder if I'll be invited for Christmas dinner this year...
One thing I have learned in life is that family are the worst. I'd rather give my money to a stranger, than to give it to family who has, can, and will stab you in the back at one point and time.
I almost sound bitter. However, I'm not. I actually find amusement in watching family play games and run around like worker ants. Trying to get everything they can for nothing.
As far as material things, I have always had the attitude: If you didn't work for it and earn it yourself, it ain't worth shit! The saying holds true, You respect and take care of the things that you work hard for. If it's just handed to you, you take it for granted. You can see it in any rich kid who's daddy bought him a nice car. Lots of attitude, but 0% pride in the fact he did it himself.
You know, the more I hear about other people's families, the more I appreciate my own.
 

badwolfcgy

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You can pick and choose your friends but you can't choose your family.
Death brings out the worst in people.

My last will and testicle should go to some charity or something.
 

Randy Whorewald

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I agree with your sentiments AZN. Ihad my will done by my lawyer some years ago and update it regularly. The benficiaries are aware of the contents and my wishes so I trust there will be no surprises.
 

logsplitter

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Caution on those will kits!!

A family member of mine used a will kit. The will was useless unless you like really coarse ass wipe. I won't go into the details here because someone in my family may read this shit and know who I am. If you do use a will kit take it to a lawyer afterward and ask him if it is legal and valid before it is too late to correct it!
 

carefulone

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Will kits - yech!

If you follow the instructions, like as not you will end up with a valid Will, but is it going to do what you want it to?

The difficulty isn't in creating the form and having it signed and witnessed properly, it is in making sure it is both appropriate and capable of adapting to circumstances that might change.

As to the Wills Variation Act - all provinces and most other jurisdictions have some form of "dependents relief" legislation. The requirements vary, however, in each jurisdiction. In BC, for instance, the importance of "need" is much less than in some other jurisdictions.

Only certain parties have standing to make a claim for variation of a testator's (that's the person making a Will) Will - in BC that includes children (both born to the testator and adopted by the testator, but not step-children or foster children) and spouses (legally married or so called "common-law"). Recent changes in legislation also give rights to same-sex partners.

Wills variation actions only affect what is actually in the estate - a joint tenant interest in a bank account is not, except in rare circumstances, part of an estate.

Giving a dollar to someone doesn't cut it - in fact it is probably more likely to result in a challenge than no gift at all.

Testators can satisfy their obligations outside a Will - either through gifts during life or arrangements like having assets in joint tenancy - but care needs to be taken.

Most of all, don't use a Will kit.

The benefit in talking to people ahead of time is that you are less likely to assume something about them that turns out to be wrong after you are gone.

It is especially important to talk to a potential executor, because it truly can be a thankless job, and executors are not bound to act - they can refuse the job!

If they truly are a friend, you may not want to do this to them!

Finally, there are two classes of professionals who are entitled to prepare Wills (in BC) for a fee - lawyers and notaries.

Very few notaries have estate planning experience or expertise, and notaries are prevented, by law, from providing legal services to estates and executors needing assistance with the administration of estates. By law, notaries are only allowed to prepare "simple" wills. Keep that in mind if you are considering whether to use a notary's services.

With respect to lawyers, while many do prepare wills, many don't as well. Make sure you deal with someone who prepares them regularly.
 
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