So I posted in 411 last week or week before last to get some intel but nothing came up, so last Friday I decided to try it out, what could go wrong. I texted her and she was quick to respond with a menu of $200 for basically pse including greek all inclusive, and $300 for the hr same same. I am always a short notice guy if I know that provider and they are well reviewed and there is no BS. She promptly responds to my texts and we set up a meeting in the Westend for 4pm, it was currently 3pm so that gave me a little time to run some errands. I get a text at 3:30pm asking if we can make it 4:15pm or can you pick me up from somewhere on Granville St and drive her over to another location to pick something up. I was like ........see you at 4:15pm. I get her address and show up at this older high-rise in the Westend and send the usual "here" text, when I get a reply from her saying that she is three blocks away and just hopping a cab. Enter "spidey sense" stage left. So as I am waiting in front of the building I am thinking to myself there is even something strange about this building, so I start looking for a some sort of building monument or signage and low and behold I find a plaque indicating it is a seniors building. Just then a cab pulls up and there is Kinzie, and she asks if I am the guy, which I then sheepishly responded yes. I then see a woman who looks nothing like a senior but more of tweaker DTES woman open the lobby door for her and they mumble something and we both head to elevator. In the elevator Kinzie then tells me that we are using her aunts place as she is sick in the hospital. You guys are probably thinking why haven't I left yet......but now I am interested to see what the deal is with all these red flags. Get to her aunts place and she said she needs to clean up a bit, and when she opens the door I am thinking 1-800 Junk might be of assistance. First thing I noticed as she is in the washroom getting dolled up was the day bed and the crack pipe on the counter. She comes out of the bathroom and asks if she should put lingerie on and I am like nah, as I am no just here to observe what kind of shit show I could be potentially in. Back to her.....the pictures of her are not accurate at all as she is about 15 years older, twenty-five pounds heavier, and looks like she has partied a but to hard in days past. I asked her about the crack pipe and she said that she told me she had to clean up and she wasn't sure if that was her aunts or whose it was. I dropped her $20 and said I can't do this, and have a nice day and she was okay...... like she knew that was going to happen anyway. I was not upset leaving the $20, as I probably wasted her time dragging her away from some party and her accumulating all of those taxi fees(sarcastic). I was just happy I saved $180 !!!
So beware, not at all what has been advertised.
