Hi everyone, Kimberly in Vancouver here. I am retired as of this week and want to say a few things. I know that I posted way back that I didn’t wish to be discussed on this board. I now know I meant that I didn’t like some of the gossipy stuff that goes on here. Reviews are good and necessary, and I didn’t mean to offend anyone by saying otherwise. My website and adds are down and I am moving on to the next part of my life. I won’t be accessing this board again so if I say something you disagree with, I’ll never know. So don’t bother posting a comment for my benefit, although I’m sure what I have to say will start a conversation or two 
Things All Hobbyists should Know:
Do be Clean. For the love of God, be clean when you show up.
Do not tweak, pull or suck nipples to excess unless told specifically the girl likes and wants it. Not only can it be extremely painful and annoying, it’s a real mood killer.
Do bring a gift if you can. If you want to stand out in a girls mind, a gift certificate flowers or a treat is a really nice thing to bring. Even though the girl is a provider all women like to feel appreciated. I remember every client who went out of his way to do something nice for me.
Keep in mind that meeting with a guy who is a stranger is very intimidating. You may be nervous but imagine how the girl feels; she is the one potentially in physical danger. When you talk to her before setting up a meeting tell her a little bit about yourself to help put her at ease.
Do not try to talk a girls’ price down. If you want to pay less find it elsewhere.
Last minute bookings and cancellations are inconsiderate and border on just plain Rude. Plan ahead and stick with it.
DFK is ok if discussed before hand – Face licking is not. Ewe, think about it. Lick the neck, but never the face.
And hey – here’s a thought. Try to get to know the women in your own life better. If you aren’t happy with your sex life at home chances are your wife is wanting a change too. Find out what makes her feel valued and loved, and let her know how your sex life is an important part of your relationship. Yes it takes more work than booking a meeting with a stranger and plopping down cash to make her pay attention to you. But I would think your work will more than pay off. I would urge men to really think about the potential damage they can do by seeing a provider. Possible STD’s and betrayal of wedding vows is not to be taken lightly. How would getting found out affect your life? Is there not a better way of handling your bedroom issues? If you are so fearful of what would happen that you can’t even send a phone number when booking, ask yourself if the risk is worth it at all.
I know not everyone is married and I am Not judging at all (far be it for Me to). And a simple exchange can be a very healthy outlet for a lot of people. I’m Only writing this because I heard the same issues from a vast majority of my clients time and time again, and I just wanted to tell them to spend the time and work on things at home. I really think that could be far more fulfilling than hiring a hooker.
Girls – To you I would say don’t be afraid to stand up for yourself. Charge $300 for the hour (sorry guys) because you are worth it. You are putting your life on the line, and on hold. You have enormous pressure to instantly mold to what you think a complete stranger wants. You risk affecting the Rest of your Life with STD’s. You risk being seriously hurt in other ways. Don’t take calls where a guy won’t give you a valid e-mail or phone number. He could walk in, rob you, rape you (yes a provider can be raped) or beat you. Getting legitimate contact information really cuts your risk of being hurt down. Same with STD risks like offering BBBJ. Why do it? Does it make your life better? It feels only slightly better to the guy and puts Your health on the line. Be selfish! Say no to risking your health. Once they walk out the door they may never see you again and you could be stuck with a present you never knew they left behind. Again, not what guys want to hear but it needs to be said.
Also, invest in a good quality website and photos. Derek did a great job on my photos. You Need a good quality website that will actually work properly and be found by search engines. Invest in one, its worth it. Mine brought me a lot of good clients and was made by http://www.3xinc.com/. (note: keep it simple. no guy wants pages of text) This is a Business. Treat it like one and you can do Very well for yourself. And treat every single client like he is the man of your dreams, he's paying good money and derserves your best.
Lastly, I want to say goodbye to the people I won’t get a chance to. Clients that were kind and considerate and good people. I wish you all the happiness and prosperity life can bring.
Bye Y’all
Kim
Things All Hobbyists should Know:
Do be Clean. For the love of God, be clean when you show up.
Do not tweak, pull or suck nipples to excess unless told specifically the girl likes and wants it. Not only can it be extremely painful and annoying, it’s a real mood killer.
Do bring a gift if you can. If you want to stand out in a girls mind, a gift certificate flowers or a treat is a really nice thing to bring. Even though the girl is a provider all women like to feel appreciated. I remember every client who went out of his way to do something nice for me.
Keep in mind that meeting with a guy who is a stranger is very intimidating. You may be nervous but imagine how the girl feels; she is the one potentially in physical danger. When you talk to her before setting up a meeting tell her a little bit about yourself to help put her at ease.
Do not try to talk a girls’ price down. If you want to pay less find it elsewhere.
Last minute bookings and cancellations are inconsiderate and border on just plain Rude. Plan ahead and stick with it.
DFK is ok if discussed before hand – Face licking is not. Ewe, think about it. Lick the neck, but never the face.
And hey – here’s a thought. Try to get to know the women in your own life better. If you aren’t happy with your sex life at home chances are your wife is wanting a change too. Find out what makes her feel valued and loved, and let her know how your sex life is an important part of your relationship. Yes it takes more work than booking a meeting with a stranger and plopping down cash to make her pay attention to you. But I would think your work will more than pay off. I would urge men to really think about the potential damage they can do by seeing a provider. Possible STD’s and betrayal of wedding vows is not to be taken lightly. How would getting found out affect your life? Is there not a better way of handling your bedroom issues? If you are so fearful of what would happen that you can’t even send a phone number when booking, ask yourself if the risk is worth it at all.
I know not everyone is married and I am Not judging at all (far be it for Me to). And a simple exchange can be a very healthy outlet for a lot of people. I’m Only writing this because I heard the same issues from a vast majority of my clients time and time again, and I just wanted to tell them to spend the time and work on things at home. I really think that could be far more fulfilling than hiring a hooker.
Girls – To you I would say don’t be afraid to stand up for yourself. Charge $300 for the hour (sorry guys) because you are worth it. You are putting your life on the line, and on hold. You have enormous pressure to instantly mold to what you think a complete stranger wants. You risk affecting the Rest of your Life with STD’s. You risk being seriously hurt in other ways. Don’t take calls where a guy won’t give you a valid e-mail or phone number. He could walk in, rob you, rape you (yes a provider can be raped) or beat you. Getting legitimate contact information really cuts your risk of being hurt down. Same with STD risks like offering BBBJ. Why do it? Does it make your life better? It feels only slightly better to the guy and puts Your health on the line. Be selfish! Say no to risking your health. Once they walk out the door they may never see you again and you could be stuck with a present you never knew they left behind. Again, not what guys want to hear but it needs to be said.
Also, invest in a good quality website and photos. Derek did a great job on my photos. You Need a good quality website that will actually work properly and be found by search engines. Invest in one, its worth it. Mine brought me a lot of good clients and was made by http://www.3xinc.com/. (note: keep it simple. no guy wants pages of text) This is a Business. Treat it like one and you can do Very well for yourself. And treat every single client like he is the man of your dreams, he's paying good money and derserves your best.
Lastly, I want to say goodbye to the people I won’t get a chance to. Clients that were kind and considerate and good people. I wish you all the happiness and prosperity life can bring.
Bye Y’all
Kim
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