Why because I booked kim in brandon. Good thing I booked for a reduced rate.
Reminds me of a story. I used to play hockey with a bunch of firemen and cops. One guy was telling us about a guy on their crew who went to Vancouver for a Firefighter's convention with a couple of other guys. One night they go out to this bar called "Richards" on Richard street which in the day (80's) was the hot meat market.
Long story short this guy picks up a really hot looking blond and a couple hour later is frantically banging on the door to the other guy's room. Turns out the hot blond was a dude and as they two of them were getting it on hot and heavy and undressing each other, this guy reached down and feels a cock. He freaks out and literally throws the he-she out into the hallway 1/2 naked causing a real scene. Then he runs to hide out in his buddy's room until the he-she leaves and things settle down.
He made the other guy swear never to tell anyone but unfortunately this was the wrong guy becasue the story was all over every firehall in the city.