Kevs Becoming A Born Again Christian.

[Kev]

Thats right members i've found Jesus. Praise The Lord.

After much soul searching i have finally come to my senses and realized that the only way i'm going to heaven is to wash my sins away through Jesus.The immoral life i've been leading all these years has got to go.

There can be no more PERB or any affiliation with those who "can't see that the only way to righteousness is through Jesus."

This board is everything that the Bible speaks against.

A) Thou shalt not commit fornication.

B) Thou shalt not commit adultery.

I pray all of you will come to your senses and see that your only savour is through the "Lord Jesus" himself. Praise The Lord!!! Why don't you join me? Can we say "AMEN?" --- Kev

 

[chiefwiggum]

Great for you, Kev, if you're serious....good luck with your new journey.

But just to clarify, "Thou shalt not commit fornication" is not one of the commandments. Adultery is, but not fornication - though the bible does refer to sex as the "original sin".

Anyway, peace to you - and to us all.

 

[Dakota Wood]

I found Jesus...

it turns out he was hiding behind the couch the whole time. Who knew?

 

[JFK]

Thats right members i've found Jesus. Praise The Lord.

Kev

I didn't know that he was lost, where did you find him?

 

[Swguy]

Kev's new buddy... Christ

oh wait.. I meant, Kev's new Buddy Christ...



SWG

 

[tunatacoeater]

just one more thought on born AGAIN christians

how come you couldn't do it right the first time?????



HFS

Isn't the born again part damn tough on ones mother??

 

[hornydude]

Joke?

Me thinks Kev may be joking...if he is this will be confirmed by a well placed lightning strike in the next day or two by an unamused God.

Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!

(Thumps Bible for emphasis)

 

[MrDaty]

You can't be serious...

Are you going to start giving 10%? I think you shoud give at least as much as your former pooning budget every month......hahahahah. Man the church will give you a gold star!

 

[Swguy]

SWG...nice model....do you have the dashboard version?

HiFi...

Nope... but I did submit this pic that a friend took in my first Mustang to an ad company...

SWG

 

[Yman]

Y I've seen the light too

I too, like Kev, have decided on a path of the righteous.

No more Yman. Just Amen from here on in.

 

[Savage]

I think Kev was a little early for April fool's day.

 

[Fudd]

Where can I get this statue? I would make a great gift ideal.

 

[Kev]

I think Kev was a little early for April fool's day.

LOL Savage you win the big prize. Sorry members for my warped sense of humour.

Happy April 1st everyone.

 

[50 Mile Radius]

it turns out he was hiding behind the couch the whole time. Who knew?

Umm, DAk.....that's a cat

 

[Makhno]

Now that Kev has confessed, its time for his penance.

On your knees, Kev!

 

[deke]

That is one messed up video!

 

[Rowdy Rodney]

Where can I get this statue? I would make a great gift ideal.

I just did a google search and found quite a few places to get one. I would call the local comic book shops to see if they have them or know where to get them.

 

[Rowdy Rodney]

it turns out he was hiding behind the couch the whole time. Who knew?

Behind your couch... The stories he could tell us...

 

[maxx50]

born again

There must be something wonderful happening ..I to was born again.... about 19 yrs ago ....and then I felt this great love for the world and my fellow man ...no shit... But along came all the hang ups ....of thats a sin and theres a sin....Ya if you treat your fellow man like shit it is a sin ...if you forgive them ..you are better off.

Oh ...it toke me the last 19 yrs to figuer out that sex was not a sin.

Why does every one think that sex was the first original sin ...read your bible it does not say that any where. A & E were fucking ...long before they ate from the tree.. They just got a bunch of hang ups with all the knowledge they got from eating from the tree of knowledge...LOL

 

[wolverine]

I just did a google search and found quite a few places to get one. I would call the local comic book shops to see if they have them or know where to get them.

Doesn't Kevin Smith himself have his own comic shop? He keeps pimping it in his movie credits. Anyway, I'm sure he has a ton of them.